Cold Brewed Coffee - Coffee for Faggots

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AnOminous

AnOminous

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This appears to be a way of brewing coffee if you are a jizz-gulping Communist who would rather be sucking dick than drinking coffee.

Why the fuck does this even exist?

If you drink this, explain yourself. Specifically, why are you defiling coffee like this instead of just sucking dicks?
 
It's stronger and smoother than normal coffee and I don't have to fuck around with pots or machines and it can sit in my fridge for days and I already drank my coffee cold anyway.
 
I'm one of those people who can't drink coffee without a lot of m.ilk/sugar in it, so I'm automatically put off by cold brew (also because the cold m.ilk tends to cool down the hot coffee, which is useful).
 
MrTroll said:
It's stronger and smoother than normal coffee and I don't have to fuck around with pots or machines and it can sit in my fridge for days and I already drank my coffee cold anyway.
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So basically only a literal self-described troll would actually defend this shitty way of wasting coffee that only subhumans would actually do in earnest.

This confirms my opinion that cold-brewed coffee is an invention of trolls invented just to enrage people who actually like coffee.
 
AnOminous said:
So basically only a literal self-described troll would actually defend this shitty way of wasting coffee that only subhumans would actually do in earnest.

This confirms my opinion that cold-brewed coffee is an invention of trolls invented just to enrage people who actually like coffee.
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tbh if you're not drinking it black you don't enjoy coffee. Adding other shit to it means you enjoy fat and sugar but need a liquid vehicle for it.
 
Somsnosa said:
isn't cold coffee just coca cola in denial?
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It's the process that is evil and haram, not how it's served. Iced coffee is perfectly fine. It's how it's brewed that is the issue.

It is not even coffee if it is "brewed" cold. It is some diseased haram object.

entropyseekswork said:
tbh if you're not drinking it black you don't enjoy coffee. Adding other shit to it means you enjoy fat and sugar but need a liquid vehicle for it.
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There is no reason ever to add sugar to coffee. The only reason to do that is if it's bad coffee and you just want some sugar to cover up that you're drinking garbage.
 
AnOminous said:
This appears to be a way of brewing coffee if you are a jizz-gulping Communist who would rather be sucking dick than drinking coffee.

Why the fuck does this even exist?

If you drink this, explain yourself. Specifically, why are you defiling coffee like this instead of just sucking dicks?
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Are you arguing against drinking coffee cold or against brewing it cold?

I personally enjoy black coffee ice cold.
 
I can't stand hot stuff, I have to worry about burning my tongue and not tasting anything for a week. I'm also bad at waiting so I go do something productive but then I realize it's been an hour since I let my coffee cool. Honestly I prefer it cold since not only does it go down easier but I feel I can taste the flavor better.

I'm not a coffee person but when I need my caffeine I just get some cold malk and some instant coffee so I get my caffeine and my calcium. It's easier for it to go down, I can chug it if I'm running late with no worries of scalding myself.
 
I tried it from a couple of different places, and I have to say I don't care for it, it always seems to taste like instant coffee. I am open to suggestions if anyone knows a good one to try.
 
Ol' Slag said:
Are you arguing against drinking coffee cold or against brewing it cold?

I personally enjoy black coffee ice cold.
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Brewing it cold is haram. Drinking it cold is halal.
 
Same thing can be said for developing countries who drink it as a slurry because they're too impoverished or uneducated to use filters.
 
NumberingYourState said:
insert coffee virgin versus chad meme
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There's a simple trick to Turkish coffee. Just flick a drop or two of cold water at it. Grounds sink to the bottom. Drink the deliciously bitter mess. Be a man.
 
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