🎭 Dramacow Colonel McBadass

[Duke Nukem]

MOD EDIT: Colonel McBadass is also Shadow Joe, so you may stumble upon this while looking for the other thread. Go to it, its longer, more up-to-date, and more informative.

Has anyone heard of this obese basement dweller from Madison, Wisconsin? Not only a big lolcow, but a huge Internet Tough Guy. He is known for holding a grudge against a 15 year old girl who called him out on his creepiness and once challenged a YouTube user to a fight to which he did not show up.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Colonel_McBadass

Click the link, and let the BADASS-NESS FLOW THROUGH YOU!

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I don't even know what to say besides he's creepy. I mean, getting angry and e-stalking at a 15 year old because they felt uncomfortable about adult men wanting to have as with underage girls? Yeah...this guy is a winner.

 

[exball]

Fatass should change his name to Colonel McDonalds.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Fatass should change his name to Colonel McDonalds.

Sounds like a webcomic crossover of

Spoiler

and

 

[ON 190]

Someone please evict this paedo fucker from my state.

 

[random_pickle]

This is beautiful

I'm surprised no one has reported this sick fuck to the FBI for his stalking of a minor on the internet.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Has anyone heard of this obese basement dweller from Madison, Wisconsin? Not only a big lolcow, but a huge Internet Tough Guy. He is known for holding a grudge against a 15 year old girl who called him out on his creepiness and once challenged a YouTube user to a fight to which he did not show up.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Colonel_McBadass

Click the link, and let the BADASS-NESS FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Should be more like Colonel McFatass. I mean that guy's huge!

Also, I'm not surprised he was on TVTropes at one point. Place is full of retards and peados.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Has anyone heard of this obese basement dweller from Madison, Wisconsin? Not only a big lolcow, but a huge Internet Tough Guy. He is known for holding a grudge against a 15 year old girl who called him out on his creepiness and once challenged a YouTube user to a fight to which he did not show up.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Colonel_McBadass

Click the link, and let the BADASS-NESS FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Should be more like Colonel McFatass. I mean that guy's huge!

Also, I'm not surprised he was on TVTropes at one point. Place is full of retards and peados.

The McFatass joke has been made a lot, but never gets old.

This should be his new avatar:

Spoiler

Someone please evict this paedo fucker from my state.

I would say ship him to Antarctica, but I plan on moving there myself. No thanks.

 

[CarloVonSexron]

him calling himself badass alone is surely proves that himself is not that badass as he thought to be......

and maybe this one of several reasons why tvtropes currently undergoing radical changes (which is sadly sucked really hard )

 

[DrChristianTroy]

God I hope Colonel McBadass is the name a 90's Image Comics hero. Surely it is.

 

[CarloVonSexron]

God I hope Colonel McBadass is the name a 90's Image Comics hero. Surely it is.

Wait i thought Colonel McBadass is the unholy mashup of Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald and Nick Fury ?!

 

[wheat pasta]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

 

[Surtur]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

You might get caught and absorbed into his mass.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

Nah, I think he's safe under that thick shield of lard. Like a Fat Zombie from Doom 3.

 

[wheat pasta]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

Nah, I think he's safe under that thick shield of lard. Like a Fat Zombie from Doom 3.

Hm. So.. flamethrower? He looks greasy enough as to be combustible.

 

[CarloVonSexron]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

Nah, I think he's safe under that thick shield of lard. Like a Fat Zombie from Doom 3.

Hm. So.. flamethrower? He looks greasy enough as to be combustible.

only if you manage to exposed him naked, even with that you need a flame tank because he's secured in his home and you need to burn him HARD enough to completely vaporize him

 

[exball]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

Nah, I think he's safe under that thick shield of lard. Like a Fat Zombie from Doom 3.

Hm. So.. flamethrower? He looks greasy enough as to be combustible.

Pedo's burn twice as long hopefully.

 

[Connor Bible]

I swear, looking at an ED page makes me physically ill.

 

[Pikonic]

There is something wrong with an adult having sex with a 13 year old. This lardboat tells us there are no arguements but there are
A: A young teenager hasn't devolved psychologically enough to have a relationship. A man like fatty would be taking advantage of her because she thinks it's the cool, grown up thing to do.
B: A 13 year old girl isn't mature enough to understand the repercussions of sex, such as pregnancy and stds.
C: Many girls still haven't finished puberty at 13, so they may be teenagers; but they are very much still children.
D: Wanting to have sex with a person so young may be from a brain disorder causing the "wanting young women" part to go "too young"
E: It's creepy


Lol, he's also a fatty.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I wonder if my fist could break his face through all of the fat.

If you hit hard enough, probably. Despite the face being fat it has much less protection than, lets say, the ribs. If you have some ungodly Mark Hunt style punching you could break his jaw.

I assume aiming for the nose would be better though. Just if you plan on trying to break a fat man's face in the future.