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She got Krystal 22 gifts (1:12)

I'm sure all of them were cheap Dollar Tree stuff, but 22 gifts for anyone (esp your not-girlfriend) is fucking mental

Come to think of it: did Amberlyn only get Becky a few gifts or did she just not mention all of them? Getting 2 gifts for the supposed love of your life and 22 for an ex-girlfriend is kind of insane
 
I think she pissed off the ex's parents and girlfriend, and probably the ex herself- she ended their visit quite a bit early, even though it was a long ass drive to Florida or whatever. Krystle, Kristle, whatever cwcish r.etarded way it's spelt, is probably not the reliable doormat she once was. Amber could go through the considerable effort to stop being an intolerable black hole of likeability, or dollar store presents.

Also no, no one wants to listen to an ignorant bag of soggy garbage loudly chew her food and demean her girlfriend. We get plenty of that in the vlogs tyvm.
 
Why not put all those 22 little gifts in a jumbo sized gift bag instead of wrapping them all individually?
Seems like the more practical thing to do.
 
I get the vibe that she uses personal wipes in place of regular bathing, but that's my general assumption whenever I see a gross chick.

And also Amber, gorl, I know that your actual xmas gifts to Necky are going to be shit caliber, but maybe consider some new jeans. I'm tired of watching her fupa dangle like a sad empty kangaroo pouch from the same acid washed pants.
 
I don't understand it. For someone who's been sick for so long (I'm guessing walking pneumonia at this point), how does she stuff her face like that? Most would want to stay home, in bed, with a bit of tea and soup. Yet here's Amber, chomping away at a few thousand calories that she probably can't even taste. And MORE gifts for Krystal? Why? just why? As many have said, take that money and go to the fucking doctor. Her feet are so swollen she can't walk, and that's usually related to the heart -- unless it's just pure fat.
 
She has said that she just sleeps in her clothes too. So the taco shirt must be pretty damn ripe. She hasn’t done a clothing haul in a while (she’s probably in denial of her actual size and believes why but when she is just going to lose anyway?), so I have a feeling that does laundry about once a month for those 4 shirts/2 pairs of pants.
 
Malibougie said:
She has said that she just sleeps in her clothes too. So the taco shirt must be pretty damn ripe. She hasn’t done a clothing haul in a while (she’s probably in denial of her actual size and believes why but when she is just going to lose anyway?), so I have a feeling that does laundry about once a month for those 4 shirts/2 pairs of pants.
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But that diet though! Come January all that fat's gonna melt off, and she's not going to have a single cheat day. All her binge eating issues and bad shopping habits are gonna disappear just like that.

Yah, and I'm Santa Claus.
 
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Hamberlynn logic
 
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