Come take an obscure personality test that is shockingly accurate - I swear it is totally not secretly astrology

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Interesting test. The results are fairly on target, but I can also relate to some of the others I've seen here.
 
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Trimalchio said:
but I can also relate to some of the others I've seen here.
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The ego section seems to be the one with the most potential for cross relation since it jams in a lot of conditions that many people can identify with. While my other three were very accurate the ego drive was maybe about 65% correct, and another user had a completely different one that personally fit me much better.
 
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nice try faggot, I'm not self-doxing my Szondi vectors like a dumbass.

Vector analysis:
S (– +) P (– 0) Sch (– +) C (+ 0)

Vector S: The Sexual Drive
S (– +) Sadism with suppression of Eros. Less common: cultural sadism or sadohumanism (Savonarola type). In women: goal inversion (under certain circumstances).

Vector P: The Paroxysmal Drive
P (– 0) The accumulation of rage, hatred, anger, vengeance, envy and jealousy.

Vector Sch: The Schizophrenic, or Ego Drive
Sch (– +) [The anti-inflative ego fighting obsessiveness.] Primacy of the intellect. The predominance of the illusion that something impossible to be done. The feeling «I am abnormal». The eternal blockage. Inability to contact. Egocentrism. Restlessness, excitement and anxiety. Constant refusals, avoidance, self-suppression, while the person wants to be everything. Eternal failure and yet an eternal rivalry. Stubborn insurance measures against the underlying autism. Fear of guilt and punishment. Barricading behind shame and disgust barriers.

Vector C: The Contact Drive
C (+ 0) Search for a new object after separation from the old. Urge for change. Inability to cling to the old support object. Increased curiosity and attention sensitivity for the environmental objects. Work disorder.
 
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I didn't realize "appealing" meant sexually attractive. I was just choosing faces based off of which people looked the least hideous. I guess that makes me bisexual now.
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Being a hundred years old and translated from another language really hurts this thought exercise, wtf does "the illusion that something impossible to be done" mean? That sentence is missing an entire word and it fucks with the whole description. In this schizobabble I am also called autistic which I will not argue against honestly, when I highly doubt that this was anywhere near the original phrasing.

Bizarre stuff, seems extremely pseudo-sciencey. Like the kind of crap you'd see on buzzfeed fifteen years ago. "Pick your favorite breakfast and we'll determine what you do in the bedroom" tier.
 
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Vector analysis:
S (– –) P (+ +) Sch (+ +) C (0 +)
Vector S: The Sexual Drive
S (– –) (!) Pathologically suppressed sexuality.
Vector P: The Paroxysmal Drive
P (+ +) Hysterioform flooding of affects. Predisposition to movement storms. Torments of conscience are made public.
Vector Sch: The Schizophrenic, or Ego Drive
Sch (+ +) [The flooded ego, endangered ego.] Tendency to humanization. The pain of any choice. Intellectuality with very high goals and an overestimated ego-ideal, aestheticism. Egocentrism, narcissism. Discontent. Unaffected by influences. Lack of order. Rapid transition from trust to distrust.
Vector C: The Contact Drive
C (0 +) Mature contact relationship. Clinging to found love (friendship, career, interest object) without further seeking. Reliable attention ability.

Uhh... what does this mean...?
 
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Brenda Holiday said:
Uhh... what does this mean...?
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Anonitolia said:
I didn't realize "appealing" meant sexually attractive. I was just choosing faces based off of which people looked the least hideous. I guess that makes me bisexual now.
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It doesn't. The test works by matching you up with people with different pathologies to see which whom you match.
 
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I think it's a pretty good cold read, but I also think I'm seeing through it. When you choose the results based on who actually took a presentable portrait, and who did stuff like blink mid-take or put their hand on their face, the anal-retentive thing it's painting me as makes a little more sense.
 
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Xev said:
I don't like this test because I don't like how any of these old timey people look so it's like picking the lesser of evils. It also seems to just say everyone is autistic lol.
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Is it really a surprise most of you are autisitic? It's an old style forum online.

And then selected for the group that lacks the social awareness to hide this kind of personal insight. Of course the intellectual primacy group would be the most likely to take and also post the test results, no?

Assuming this all has any accuracy
 
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Pretty close actually, even though I don't understand some of the shit they're schizobabbling about ("inability to contact", "eternal failure", "eternal rivalry"?). I lol'd at "underlying autism" though.
 
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