Come take an obscure personality test that is shockingly accurate - I swear it is totally not secretly astrology

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How did he know all that? All I did was click on ugly women.
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Lemmingwiser said:
For people who want to understand their results beyond the short description:
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"Women who choose h minus may have sexual difficulties since h minus is an active repression of the h plus, which is feminine. Thus the women are choosing a masculine identification since normal men choose h minus with s plus and normal women choose h plus and s minus. Here we are discussing the native living out of a need; there are many ways for a need to be lived out."
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Goddamn it. So I got fucked out of my femininity by not having sisters.
 
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Lemmingwiser said:
Is it really a surprise most of you are autisitic? It's an old style forum online.

And then selected for the group that lacks the social awareness to hide this kind of personal insight. Of course the intellectual primacy group would be the most likely to take and also post the test results, no?

Assuming this all has any accuracy
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Maybe. I didn't finish the test so no clue if it thinks I'm also autistic. Just seems to be a common theme in the posted results. The funny thing is I doubt autism was even a thing when these pictures were taken.
 
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Xev said:
Maybe. I didn't finish the test so no clue if it thinks I'm also autistic. Just seems to be a common theme in the posted results. The funny thing is I doubt autism was even a thing when these pictures were taken.
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Though the term autism is from the 50s, there were diagnoses that were similar from 1800s. Things like monomania. My favorite is British doctor John Down, who called it "developmental retardation". He also talked about "idiot savants".
 
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So after reading through the PDF for interpretation, looks like this is what my results actually mean:

S6 = - 0; Active, masculine humanization of sexuality (no sense of femininity but there is possibly purposeful defense); tendency to collective humanitarian kindness
P5 = 0 -: Paranoid fears; naturally discrete but lower self-esteem
Sch 9 = +/-+: The talented anxious ego; idealistic
C2 = 0 +: Mature relationship to the world (the "c'est la vie" optimism); fear of loss of the object (conversing and support preferred from person of choice; artistic)

So I'm not completely retarded, but I'm not "complete" either. I guess I feel better about that. 🤷‍♀️
 
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Vector analysis:
S (– –) P (– –) Sch (0 +) C (0 +)


Vector S: The Sexual Drive

S (– –) (!) Pathologically suppressed sexuality.


Vector P: The Paroxysmal Drive

P (– –) Inner panic, anxiety caused by excessive existential or erotic stimuli. Immobilization: sensorimotor deficits.


Vector Sch: The Schizophrenic, or Ego Drive

Sch (0 +) [The obsessive prophetic ego.] The tendency to integrity, the desire for self-improvement. Inventiveness and creativity. The desire to dominate. Craving for the esoteric. Fanaticism, enthusiasm. Daydreaming. Excitement. Cunning, a tendency to intrigue. Arrogance, pride. Whining, nagging. Tendency to compete. Instability, tendency to overachieve.


Vector C: The Contact Drive

C (0 +) Mature contact relationship. Clinging to found love (friendship, career, interest object) without further seeking. Reliable attention ability.

I got an exclamation mark. Look at me ma, I'm special!
 
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As a master's student in clinical psych I'm surprised I'd not even heard of this test before. Perhaps this is too closely related to phrenology and immediate judgement to be ethically administered to even students It's hilarious to watch psychology students (predominantly female) clutch their pearls over the idea of trusting immediate judgment based on appearance. This test has felt more biting and accurate than any of the more masturbatory personality tests like the Meyer's Briggs, so there's that.
 
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Yes, I was just thinking of a good way to share some embarrassing information about myself on the internet. Thanks, OP. The test had me hooked with its uncanny valley photos, way more creepy that any of the gay-ass analogue horror ones. Some of them gave me the impression that they were depictions of people who were already dead, to be honest. Like in those post-mortem 19th century photos.

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Also, I've counted at least 25 people in this thread with the same Vector Sch description. Either the test doesn't have that many options, or KF is really filled with autistic, prudish, egocentric, no-fun-allowed pessimists, as if it wasn't obvious before. Ah, I feel right at home.
 
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That was an interesting test. I don't know what all of this means.

I did think a dead German was going to call me a racist for clicking on pictures with dark complexions as the least appealing. The one picture with the Mexican I thought looked more like a mugshot, then someone made the Bossmanjack comparison so I might be right about that being a mugshot.
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Ventrue said:
I did think a dead German was going to call me a racist
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German psychology was filled with racism and the like. Hell, most of the jewish psychs who got to retain their spots in academia were held up only by their accomplishments within the university and their non-jewish cohorts proclaiming that he isn't a "bad jew". Other than the obvious reasons people also found most Jews to be ANNOYING in academia and blatantly obnoxious so much so that the head of psychology in Munich at the time (jewish) would make sure to mention that whoever he was writing a letter of recommendation for was jewish or not. And If they were, whether they were "a good jew"(funny, easy-going) or not. Freud was supposedly spared the Reich's ire because of his christian mentor
 
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Vector S: The Sexual Drive

Healthy sexuality of an average person.
Vector P: The Paroxysmal Drive

Hysteroid anxiety and apprehensiveness, moral doubt.
Vector Sch: The Schizophrenic, or Ego Drive

Perfectionism. Attacks of superior and inferior feelings, power and impotence. Compulsive thinking. One-dimensional hyperconcentration ability. Strength of will. Obsessive adherence to a life plan (daily plan, weekend plan, etc). Conservatism, conventionalism. Predisposition to addiction. Delayed sexual, intellectual, social development. Self-sabotage.
Vector C: The Contact Drive

Extreme persistence. Adhesion. Conservatism. Difficulty in changing oneself.
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Surprisingly good.
 
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As a master's student in clinical psych I'm surprised I'd not even heard of this test before. Perhaps this is too closely related to phrenology and immediate judgement to be ethically administered to even students It's hilarious to watch psychology students (predominantly female) clutch their pearls over the idea of trusting immediate judgment based on appearance. This test has felt more biting and accurate than any of the more masturbatory personality tests like the Meyer's Briggs, so there's that.
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This whole thread is mostly autists and internet tough guys
 
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