Last night, Well Read User hosted
a giant festival of bitch slapping and hair pulling appended to his channel's review of Nora's Saga. Testefy and most of his CG enemies (but not all his enemies) decided to meet around the flagpole on the playground after midnight to do something like a fight. Or as close to a fight as young kids on the playground ever do.
Participants were:
Testefy Side:
- The great beast of the pit Testefy himself
- CG professional drunk Ryzie Lee
- prime (chat only)
Anti-Testefy Side:
- Darth Lunga
- Smug Pug
- Lord Finatra
- Saggy Mellons
- DA Talks (chat only)
- Vikkiverse (chat only)
- Stu (Chat only)
Celebrities attending included:
- Mike S. Miller
- Midnight Cherry
- Well Read User
There was a mix of yelling, inside baseball that few understood and seeming reluctance on the part of anyone to
really fight it out and air all the dirty laundry in front of a public audience. Lunga seemed to have been convinced
that the secret to defeating testefy verbally was audio volume and repetition.
Testefy did his usual deflection based game, avoided discussion of particulars and resumed old feuds against
individuals over old stuff to change the subject long enough until everyone had exhausted themselves. Testefy
employed the old Nixon style defense that he (Testefy) was not a crook. Par for the course, there were a bunch of
unsupported accusations made over old stuff that doesn't matter anymore. Testefy tried to say that Vikki was a bad
person because of the great RibbitCoin debacle and because Preston was suing her. There where the usual you
strike channels accusations throw out in all directions. As in past debates, his opponents had a tough time pinning
him down on things. But he was certainly on his heels and on the defensive after his recent disaster here on the farms.
The other side responded back with the classic CG witch-hunter approach of declaring Testefy to be the new CG Satan.
As every modern US war is re-cast into a struggle against the new Hitler, CG struggles these days are all about
casting people into the role of the new Liam Grey. Vikki and Dean hinted at things which seemed to be intended
for the first episode of their new show on their new channel. As usual in these things, the Pedo bomb was dropped
eventually to (I guess) up the drama.
After watching it this morning, I really wondered after how much of it all was real. It was very controlled for a
fight. And the dropping of new channel trailers in the middle of what is supposedly a fight is always kind of
suspicious. Everyone seemed to be holding back content too. There was also a strange coordinated moment
toward the end where a whole bunch of people seemed to leave the stream at once. As if they were receiving
stage cues.
At the end, I couldn't tell if I was watching something real or if I was watching an off-broadway opening of a new
show about to go on the road. There seemed to be plenty of real heat between everyone, but it smelled like
very carefully coordinated heat.