#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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I'm gonna be interviewing Rob Willis in about half an hour to ask about what's been going on with Shinobi Sasquatch. If anybody wants to ask any questions stop by the chat. robwillisinterview2.jpg
 
YBZ's devotion to the cosmic shekel-chase is now complete. The prophecy has been fulfilled. I found these writings during a recent archeological dig in the Pine Barrens.

3rd letter of Zachary to the Agriculturalists Chapter 6:8-18

"Yehuda Bar Zion shall be their insufferable servant. He died so that the aShen-Jeigh-dappled-eWe might live. And a comic scroll shall sell for four hundred and ninety-nine shekels yet shall not arrive until time, times and a few more times after that and the markings thereof shall be as a child picking their nose and wiping it across papyri.

And he shall say "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to Frog what is Frog's." And the fleeced ones shall cope saying "but I've spent too much time and money to not be a part of this flock!"

And one like the son of Frog shall attempt to speak but since he is deaf will make a sound like a croaking, But hE shall also interject and throat-puff a mighty wind and part the wallets of the pay-swine that doth cast themselves over the precipice.

And while I observed all of this behold, a rain of frogs followed the heathan that hath vanished into the sky covering. And the people dined and were not French yet remain twice as pretentious and thrice as contentious for they did copeth with a great burning.

Then the one like the son of Frog signed at me to eat his comic book and when I refused he did send a sexting six times and madeth me sick."
 
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NasserRabadi13 said:
I'm gonna be interviewing Rob Willis in about half an hour to ask about what's been going on with Shinobi Sasquatch. If anybody wants to ask any questions stop by the chat.View attachment 2274416
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Hmm, should be good.

SaidNoOneEver said:
Frog just cranked up a livestream too so he's really challenging his master, errr, mentor.
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Maybe. Ethan could be playing catch up and possibly making a dominance move.

So who are the rat queens of CG today? This is what I have.

1. Ethan managed to grift 367, 067 dollars off of 3,558 backers for Reignbow.

2. Cecil is still on his first campaign still in demand for what a year? He's raised 272 thousand dollars on 4,000+ backers.

3. Jon Malin closed up over 260 grand on 3,000+ backers.

4. Shane Davis has raised 114,000 on 1,512 backers on Starlight Cats.

5. Richard Meyer. Dickie boy wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Ethan shilling him and Gators supporting him now matter what horrid abomination he plops out. 499 is still in demand with a total of 86,005 dollars off of 1,472 backers. Let that sink in.

6. Billy Tucci crowd funded 160,000+ on his latest Shi book. Tucci has rarely been the abrasive culture warrior and has he even declared CG?

7. Probably the funniest to me and probably frustrating to loyal CG simps; are Trent Kaniuga and Matt Martin. Despite having ducked down and avoided the SJW fire for the worst of CG, Kaniuga and Martin have both gotten to hop the line over countless wannabes to each grift a hundred grand off of Frog's supporters.

It's probably most galling to the CG middle cards.

1. Art Thibert, who was an early defector, has consistently been stuck at the thirty to fifty grand on campaigns on his subsequent campaigns since his first Black and White launch.

2. One of the few CG success stories in the last year is Charlie's London who has obtained fifty grand off of 647 backers

3. A possible sign of decreasing clout, Jeff Hicks closed out his Stealing Solo take two book with a fifty two grand take on 1,360 suckers. Hopefully this time he makes good.

4. Grahma Nolan is sitting at 85,431 dollars off of 1,296 backers and Clint Stoker is at 96,306 with 1,894 backers. both sit inDemand so they may hit the six figures club.

What I'm basically seeing is the death of the professional writer in CG. Of the professional writer non-artists, I'm only seeing Zach the Kneeler and Cecil the unfunny having cracked six figures in the last year in CG with Clint Stoker possibly pushing for three. Everyone else either is on an artist led project or is a writer/artist.
 
jspit2.0 said:
DameGang is still funding on IndieGoGo. It is almost at 8,000 Dollars with a 173 backers. Newman and Manning on suicide watch. :lit:
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Comicsgaters are so stupid, that if they were Eskimo's, Ethan could sell ice to them.

I keep telling myself that, because the alternative is that people might actually like DAMEGANG. Which is a disconcerting thought.
 
Captain Manning said:
Comicsgaters are so stupid, that if they were Eskimo's, Ethan could sell ice to them.

I keep telling myself that, because the alternative is that people might actually like DAMEGANG. Which is a disconcerting thought.
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That it took Damegang, which looks decent enough funding to get you to this point rather than Kneeling Zach getting 80+ grand for 499....

Oh, by the by Damegang went up again today crossing 8,000 dollars with an additional backer.

It's okay Manning. Just think of anime titties. :story:
 
Absurdity said:
YBZ's devotion to the cosmic shekel-chase is now complete. The prophecy has been fulfilled. I found these writings during a recent archeological dig in the Pine Barrens.

3rd letter of Zachary to the Agriculturalists Chapter 6:8-18

"Yehuda Bar Zion shall be their insufferable servant. He died so that the aShen-Jeigh-dappled-eWe might live. And a comic scroll shall sell for four hundred and ninety-nine shekels yet shall not arrive until time, times and a few more times after that and the markings thereof shall be as a child picking their nose and wiping it across papyri.

And he shall say "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and to Frog what is Frog's." And the fleeced ones shall cope saying "but I've spent too much time and money to not be a part of this flock!"

And one like the son of Frog shall attempt to speak but since he is deaf will make a sound like a croaking, But hE shall also interject and throat-puff a mighty wind and part the wallets of the pay-swine that doth cast themselves over the precipice.

And while I observed all of this behold, a rain of frogs followed the heathan that hath vanished into the sky covering. And the people dined and were not French yet remain twice as pretentious and thrice as contentious for they did copeth with a great burning.

Then the one like the son of Frog signed at me to eat his comic book and when I refused he did send a sexting six times and madeth me sick."
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I'll admit it. This made me laugh.
 
FROG said:
DAMEGANG is going all the way to five figures to own Kiwifarms!
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You realize we're never gonna let you live down the fact you shilled for this:

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Right?

I take solace in the fact it would probably have done better, with or without you mentioning it, if it weren't fetish shit.
 
Damegang is gross as shit. Hot chicks is one thing, but they're all out of proportion and the way things keep getting jammed up their oversized pumpkin asses is bizarre. It's like if a degenerate footfag suddenly morphed into a degenerate assfag.

Mandy Summers is totes cute.
 
FROG said:
DAMEGANG is going all the way to five figures to own Kiwifarms!
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Woohooo!

You show us. Of course, if it doesn't....well. :unholy:

Newman's Lovechild said:
I read this a few days ago. Sex perverts got a lot of time and money for their perversions.



Don't cry, Daddy.

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Well....something something drugs something something own the libs.

Absurdity said:
III Zach to the Farmers 6:19 (New Kiwi Translation)

"Then I saw a 10-ton harlot emerge from a Web riding the Frog-beast and she held in her hands a platter full of money as if left by a multitude and an abacus comprised of the tiny heads of her followers nodding in agreement."
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Hallelujah. I feel the cuck racing thru me! I'm kneeling now.

Sooooo, after another plug from @FROG Damegang rose again to 8,180 dollars with 177 backers.

Some quotes from the customers.

I’m in the same boat as Bianca. I tend to wait a bit because when campaigns have this much time until fulfillment there can be added perks and variants. This is most def a must purchase after I saw it on EVS stream a couple weeks ago…can’t go wrong with A.A.T.!
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Can someone translate retard? AAT?

Some are waiting to see what gets added and will purchase later.

Couple text issues I noticed from the 30 promo pages. If you’ve already addressed, then no worries.
pg 28 – 2nd panel. Should be “You’re welcome.”
pg 29 – 2rd panel. Should be “She skates around with him on her back.”
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A customer, or is it an anti-customer?, correcting text sample page, which Nunoz responds like an actual pro.

Thanks. I will update.
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I think @SaidNoOneEver may be right.

Meanwhile Secret Comics Presents is at 6,585 dollars after a month in demand and Mandy Summers only has 11,680 dollars while in demand. (:_(:lit:

Will the bad big girl comic surpass these simps? Will Manning's head literally explode in fury? Will Newman perform live?

Stay tuned

🍻
 
jspit2.0 said:
DameGang is still funding on IndieGoGo. It is almost at 8,000 Dollars with a 173 backers. Newman and Manning on suicide watch.
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I think you missed the joke. It's great that CG is backing a macrophilia book. It was just funny a week ago.

Not sure why anyone is still talking about it. Did something interesting happen?

Captain Manning said:
I keep telling myself that, because the alternative is that people might actually like DAMEGANG. Which is a disconcerting thought.
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The level of perversion and degeneracy in any fandom should come as no surprise to any Kiwi at this point.

Seems like the rule and not the exception to me.
 
jspit2.0 said:
Sooooo, after another plug from @FROG Damegang rose again to 8,180 dollars with 177 backers.
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Well, if you're a complete and utter degenerate, might as well throw all your money at it. Of course this is chasing the Lady Dimitrescu trend, but it might shed some light on Ethan's gimp gear shopping. The average IQ of these cherished customers must be through the roof of a Barbie mansion.
 
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