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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So, I've told this anecdote before. I don't think it's been for a while, but I was thinking about it again after watching part of a Jester Bell video in which she kind of play acts in a sort of Disney sitcom level of acting.
Like, I watched the Disney movie and it gave me a tummy ache. Maybe I should stop reviewing movies. And then all of the freaking comments were like, no, don't do it.
You need to save the culture. And it reminded me of something when I was taking these animation classes at Austin Community College way back in the day. In that, it was actually a good college.
It was a legit good college. They had campuses freaking everywhere. And I really loved it.
There was this weird phenomenon though, because Austin has a lot of the state schools for blind people, for special needs people, for retarded people. I think you're supposed to call them something else. But, you know, these people would become adults.
They would still be blind, special needs, and retarded, but they would be adults. And so then they would be kind of be put back on their own parents or family. And so since they were adults, during the summer, it seemed like there was some sort of program to care for them during the school year.
But during the summer, they were just free range retards. And so the families would enroll them at Austin Community College, which I believe had to accept everyone. And like I said, they had a million campuses.
They had rooms. This wasn't exclusive. So during the summer, you would just have one or two or three retarded people in your class, just tarting it up.
And one of the things you learned is they are little drama queens, like all of them. They're always dating, cheating, making up, breaking up. And they don't have the social skills to say like, oh, maybe we should not do this in an animation class at 1030 a.m. They would just do it.
So one time, you know, it was, you know, these two tards had apparently been dating and one of them cheated. And then they got back together. And did I mention they were retarded? And then they like squashed it.
And then they were kind of in love with each other again. So, oh, so let me explain. There's lots of different types of animation classes, but most of them are here's five, 10, 15 minutes of instruction.
And the class is like an hour and a half long. And then you would animate. And in summers, it could be even longer.
It could be like a three hour long class. Tards are not going to be able to sit quiet for three hours. They're going to get antsy.
They're going to get confused. They're going to get distracted. They're going to make up and break up with each other 10 times.
And after a particularly intensely Telemundo style drama, it got real quiet because we were all just fucking sick of them. And this guy in a slight Southern accent says, sorry for all the madness. And I was just like, Oh, I don't know why that made it a thousand times worse.
So I think I've covered this before, but at some point, I just wonder if the remaining culture war people, and we've talked about, you know, they're still in it for money or they're just sad old men. At one point, are they just dummies or people that have like things that are really wrong with them? Because every time you talk about one of the things that, you know, you're only allowed to have one opinion on, you're going to get comments. And the thing is they're never intelligent.
They're never mature. And yet they're clearly from adults, sometimes middle aged or even elderly. And they're always like the same tone.
It's like woke, Zach, jealous, mandolin flop. Everybody know it. And it's like, no, it's actually doing good.
It's actually exceeding expectations. It's like, why, why, why is that jealous? It's like, can you guys comprehend more than one theory? Like they didn't used to say jealous. And now they say it for everything.
Like any, okay, here's the deal. Retard. Not everyone has the dream of taking super chats from other dudes in their fifties and sixties.
Most men would find that completely fucking pathetic. It's not anything to be jealous of reading, you know, super chats. And I see these, you know, really over the top reviews of Mandalorian.
And it's just like, yeah, that's, that's what you had to say. Cause you're a vicious and possibly retarded audience only allows you to say that. And also cause they're worried that your tum tum hurts.
Oh, it's too woke. Anyway, uh, that's me saying retard 50 times before 7 30 AM. Anyway, just a theory.
Thanks for watching. Bye.
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Like, I watched the Disney movie and it gave me a tummy ache. Maybe I should stop reviewing movies. And then all of the freaking comments were like, no, don't do it.
You need to save the culture. And it reminded me of something when I was taking these animation classes at Austin Community College way back in the day. In that, it was actually a good college.
It was a legit good college. They had campuses freaking everywhere. And I really loved it.
There was this weird phenomenon though, because Austin has a lot of the state schools for blind people, for special needs people, for retarded people. I think you're supposed to call them something else. But, you know, these people would become adults.
They would still be blind, special needs, and retarded, but they would be adults. And so then they would be kind of be put back on their own parents or family. And so since they were adults, during the summer, it seemed like there was some sort of program to care for them during the school year.
But during the summer, they were just free range retards. And so the families would enroll them at Austin Community College, which I believe had to accept everyone. And like I said, they had a million campuses.
They had rooms. This wasn't exclusive. So during the summer, you would just have one or two or three retarded people in your class, just tarting it up.
And one of the things you learned is they are little drama queens, like all of them. They're always dating, cheating, making up, breaking up. And they don't have the social skills to say like, oh, maybe we should not do this in an animation class at 1030 a.m. They would just do it.
So one time, you know, it was, you know, these two tards had apparently been dating and one of them cheated. And then they got back together. And did I mention they were retarded? And then they like squashed it.
And then they were kind of in love with each other again. So, oh, so let me explain. There's lots of different types of animation classes, but most of them are here's five, 10, 15 minutes of instruction.
And the class is like an hour and a half long. And then you would animate. And in summers, it could be even longer.
It could be like a three hour long class. Tards are not going to be able to sit quiet for three hours. They're going to get antsy.
They're going to get confused. They're going to get distracted. They're going to make up and break up with each other 10 times.
And after a particularly intensely Telemundo style drama, it got real quiet because we were all just fucking sick of them. And this guy in a slight Southern accent says, sorry for all the madness. And I was just like, Oh, I don't know why that made it a thousand times worse.
So I think I've covered this before, but at some point, I just wonder if the remaining culture war people, and we've talked about, you know, they're still in it for money or they're just sad old men. At one point, are they just dummies or people that have like things that are really wrong with them? Because every time you talk about one of the things that, you know, you're only allowed to have one opinion on, you're going to get comments. And the thing is they're never intelligent.
They're never mature. And yet they're clearly from adults, sometimes middle aged or even elderly. And they're always like the same tone.
It's like woke, Zach, jealous, mandolin flop. Everybody know it. And it's like, no, it's actually doing good.
It's actually exceeding expectations. It's like, why, why, why is that jealous? It's like, can you guys comprehend more than one theory? Like they didn't used to say jealous. And now they say it for everything.
Like any, okay, here's the deal. Retard. Not everyone has the dream of taking super chats from other dudes in their fifties and sixties.
Most men would find that completely fucking pathetic. It's not anything to be jealous of reading, you know, super chats. And I see these, you know, really over the top reviews of Mandalorian.
And it's just like, yeah, that's, that's what you had to say. Cause you're a vicious and possibly retarded audience only allows you to say that. And also cause they're worried that your tum tum hurts.
Oh, it's too woke. Anyway, uh, that's me saying retard 50 times before 7 30 AM. Anyway, just a theory.
Thanks for watching. Bye.
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