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THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM- DoomTubers Release LANTERNS Reviews Within A Few Hours Of Each Other
Transcript:You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. These people went to the same universities and fraternities. They're on the same board of directors.
They're on the same country clubs. They have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting.
They know what's good for them. Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So it's a getting closer on getting all my late books out.
I've spent the last month, an hour or two every evening going through this massive backers list I have of all the remaining orders. Just a short summary of how I got into this situation. For a while there I could just keep things in my head or just remember things like I would put a color coding on a backers list and remember what it was but over the years I forgot or I had to redo things or I would do partial fulfillment of orders and so I have had just the most ridiculous cross-referencing but it's it's almost there.
It's almost there. So I listen to YouTube videos while I do this and something amazing happened yesterday. So I did a video about how all the DoomTubers were talking about Lanterns but not actually reviewing it.
Now I recorded that on Tuesday, released it on Wednesday and then as I said right after I released it something amazing happened. Basically all of them reviewed it within a few hours of each other with identical reviews using the same catchphrases, the same descriptions, the same misinterpretations of the show. And I just got to say as corrupt as the left-wing media can be, especially in the comics geek realm, the right-wing just absolutely laps it.
Lapping is when you're going around a track and some person gets so far ahead that they are an entire lap ahead. Sorry, mysterious sounds all over the place. But there's like construction and I was like wait are they doing construction on this house? But it was just an auditory illusion.
But anyway, so yeah, so it came out, did really well, both with critics and with fans. But with bums who have nothing to fall back on, Eric DeBunks has a good point he makes. They always do this dramatic thing, it's like I've got to watch this.
No, you can actually just get a regular job. The only way you've got to watch this is it's all you have. All you have is just saying things are woe, saying things are flop, saying everything's terrible, liking two and a half things per year, but only if your entire peer group also likes them.
And then those things you liked so much, never talking about them again. But so they came out and they describe a show that doesn't exist. The other thing is they're getting like super like puritanical out of nowhere.
They're like, he's smoking. A superhero would never do that. He's having premarital sex.
A superhero would never do that. Pretty sure every single, well, except for, yeah, pretty much every superhero is smashed. Some of them smash more than they superhero.
Matt Murdock, you could just have a book called Matt Murdock, comma, man whore, man dash whore, make it all a compound word. So they went with the, he's smoking. Don't we all hate that because he's smoking? And everyone's like, no, bitch.
The scene was, it was kind of a cool moment. It's like, he had premarital sex. Well, somebody's got to.
And now they're like, Hal Jordan is drunk. They literally never, never showed that if this would have, if this show would have come out in the nineties, it would have been Harrison Ford in his late fifties. He's a rascal.
He's a raconteur. He's a charming rogue. That's what Kyle Chandler is.
Is that his name? Something like that. That's what the guy who plays Hal Jordan is doing. The funniest thing is in their coordination, they forgot to make it look like they weren't coordinating.
Now, did they coordinate in a formal way of like, hey, we're all going to have a zoom call on Tuesday night to decide what we're going to say and when we're going to release our reviews? No. As a, what is that guy? He played, what was his name? He's a, he's a hippie. He's got a receding hairline.
The famous quote about conspiracies is you don't have to have a formal conspiracy when, you know, everyone is already aligned and they're, they're aligned to say everything's a flop. Everything's woke. Everything failed.
They hate us. And then we like two and a half things per year. So they all described him as a loser, which is very interesting because I just saw this article.
It's like, they always do this to the white man. They make him rude and sarcastic. It's like, wait, you guys are rude and sarcastic and you present those as virtues.
It's like, everybody hates him. It's like, did you watch the show? He went to a random taco stand on a California back road. Everybody loved him.
Just, just adored him. And it was made clear that in the world, that's how it was. It's funny.
I saw one of them. It's like, Jon Stewart gave away all the secrets of the Green Lantern Corps to a random woman at a bar. It's like, no, if you actually watch, they're basically discussing things that are common knowledge and she's just, you know, clarifying.
It's a little bit of exposition, but the Green Lantern Corps or the Green Lanterns have been known since the 1980s. They had a Hal Jordan give an interview in the 1990s. And it's just like this common knowledge thing.
Like, it's always funny to me when Americans, like, they'll say like, what's the difference between the Navy and the Marine Corps? It's like, you don't know, because pretty much everyone does. 90% of Americans, they can tell you the Army does this, the Marine Corps does this, the Air Force does this. Well, the Air Force is pretty obvious.
The Navy isn't called the Sea Force, but people know generally. There is some, you know, overlap, a lot of overlap between Army and Marines, but everyone's like, oh, the Marines, they're, they're, you know, they're really tough ones. They're all crazy.
I'm not trying to compliment myself. That's just the reputation in America. Supposedly, the reputation in Iraq was like, they told the Iraqi soldiers that Marines could only be Marines if they killed a family member.
Like, that was the rumor going around. But anyway, yeah, so Hal Jordan, he's an Air Force veteran. He's known, he's known, you know, no secret identity since the 1990s.
They never imply that he wore a mask, but I think, you know, in the 80s, he was just kind of zipping around. And then in the 1990s, he did like a 60 minutes interview. But, um, it's a damn good show.
There are some little weird bits, like, since there's time jumps, sometimes they show the, you know, the passage of time. Sometimes people just look exactly the same. John Stewart in the present, probably isn't the present, 1996, whatever, the most recent time frame, he's got like this ridiculously thick, like, R&B singer goatee.
It's like, yeah, I know he has a goatee in a lot of his representations, but like, that's like, that's like, old head, like, OG. Freaking super thick goatee. But, um, oh, and so they're so grasping at straws, they'll be like, and John Stewart, who's a vegan.
Like, trying to make him sound like a pussy. He tore a bicep and then got a job on a superhero show and like, did the whole season. Like, this reminds me of when Daniel Craig, he was, uh, he got injured while they were filming Casino Royale, and they tried to like, give him like a, like a, like a pussy sissy.
You guys complain about Disney princesses for a living. Like, shut the entire fuck up. Um, but yeah, so, so they're like, he's a loser.
It's like, he's literally beloved, definitely nationally, we're going to presume internationally. Recognized everywhere, but also like, a small town hero of Earth, nobody was afraid or nervous to talk to them, and he was great. He could, you know, switch from, you know, multiple different ways of interacting with people.
Um, you know, get a little flirty with the mom, who was totally into it. And they're like, he's a loser. He's bitter.
He's, I don't know, he's aging. He has some, you know, I don't know. I don't like getting deliveries.
Why are there always deliveries when I'm doing this? It's like, I'm talking about lanterns. This is important shit. Um, but yeah, so they're completely misrepresenting him.
And of course, they're going for some weird, I saw one of them, they're like, they did a clip of like, Damon saying like, I'm really excited about these characters. And then they showed John and Hal standing next to each other. It's like, yeah, I can imagine which one you like more, implying it's some kind of racial thing when John Stewart.
Replacing Hal Jordan or becoming the primary Green Lantern is from the comics. 40 years ago, when I when I first started collecting regularly in 1988, it was the God, what was it? Blanking a lot of things. It was the Prestige miniseries with Mike Mignola doing art and John Stewart was all suicidal because he had failed to save a planet.
That was my introduction to him. So my introduction was a depressed John Stewart. And they kind of have they retconned that that he was like suicidal because he tried to save a planet.
He wasn't able to. I think he was the main Green Lantern. For some reason, I remember the trade paperback that miniseries, like the ink smelled like barbecue.
But anyway, I remember that, but I don't remember the title of the miniseries. Oh, God, what was that? Whatever. I'll probably go reread it and review it and re-remember its title.
But yeah, so they so they waited in the digital age. Now, a lot of times they like to do this thing. It's like, oh, my God, I was on a vacation.
Were you all on a vacation? All of you were. And all of you got back from your, I'm assuming, separate vacations at the same time. You can you can absolutely review something.
Yeah. If you're one of those channels where you put a million clips and stuff and it's hour long review. Yeah, it takes a couple of days.
But it was the people who do the hour reviews and the people who do the eight minute ones. And they were all releasing it on the same day, three days later after the show. Remember the thing back in the day was like.
They would review it like as soon as the show ended, they would be like, oh, here's my here's my spoiler free review. And then an hour later of my spoiler review. And then I'll rewatch it the next day and and I'll have the re-review of the review.
And and then we'll have the. No, they all waited three days to get identical reviews. That were wrong.
That were just wrong. He's not a loser. He's older.
He's a little ornery. But, you know, actually, you know what? If this was a movie, Tom Cruise would have played the Hal Jordan role like this role, not just Hal Jordan, like this exact role with this exact script. If it would have been a movie, this totally would have been a Tom Cruise.
And Tom Cruise doesn't play bitter losers. He plays charming rogues. So they all went with the loser thing.
They keep trying this like kind of like Ned Flanders, church lady-esque, like he smokes. He has pre-marital sex. He drinks.
He had how many beers? I don't remember him being drunk. He was at a bar. And then they're like, he's so stupid.
He's an idiot. The point with the very excellent bar scene, which does a lot of stuff, is that Hal is an old school hero. That gambit he tried where he's like, I'm gonna get a fight and I'm gonna get arrested.
And it's a small town. So they're just gonna have those little cells and I'm gonna get put in a cell next to the guy I want to interrogate. And then somehow I know the layout and he's gonna be able to hear me, but not see me.
And then I'm gonna do like a voice and I'm gonna pretend like we know the same people and I'm gonna get in good with them. And then I'm gonna like interrogate him through friendly conversation. Like the Fall guy, Magnum P.I., the A-team.
That was literally a 1980s TV hero plot point. I'm gonna do this, this happens. And then they do kind of a little meta bit where everyone kind of knows it and they're like, stop it.
Please just stop. And then we get this great scene. And the other thing is they're like, they're literally calling any girl who isn't like a cashier at a fast, like girl boss.
It's like the sheriff is a girl boss. It's like she literally needs help and requests help. She finds something that looks like Hal Jordan dead and she immediately calls Jon Stewart like, hey, can you help me out with this? Like, and the other thing is she's literally, she's not like, she's literally like, please stop.
Like this stuff is happening here and it'd be better if you just leave. The people are acting weird in that town because that town is weird and it's probably half alien or entirely alien. So half of those characters, we're gonna probably find out are aliens.
My other favorite one is like, why are there so many questions in the first? So if you watch the reviews, I got to wrap this up, but, um, they have, I mean, this is business. They have a pattern. And one of the things is they will start and they won't even talk about the show.
It'll just be a list of grievances of everything. They didn't like from Hollywood in general, from these creators, from these actors to just absolutely poison the well and get your adrenaline up and spike your dopamine. And then just, this is the worst thing ever, bro.
It's a fucking awesome show. And do I need to, the funny thing is that even my friends who watch these types of channels, they're like, they are grasping, like they got nothing. They're complaining about like calling him a drunk.
I think he had like one beer. He just went to a bar for a specific mission related reason. Like, what is this? So anyway, um, yeah, that's the deal.
They all had their individual reviews that were practically identical, released within hours of each other. Three days later, did you film your review on an IMAX camera and have to redo the audio because it's so loud and then take it to a special processing plant for the frame? It's the fucking digital age. Even if you're on fucking vacation, you could go out there, you know, on the Portico, take your phone out, record a review.
Holy shit. Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye.
[SPOILER/]
They're on the same country clubs. They have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting.
They know what's good for them. Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So it's a getting closer on getting all my late books out.
I've spent the last month, an hour or two every evening going through this massive backers list I have of all the remaining orders. Just a short summary of how I got into this situation. For a while there I could just keep things in my head or just remember things like I would put a color coding on a backers list and remember what it was but over the years I forgot or I had to redo things or I would do partial fulfillment of orders and so I have had just the most ridiculous cross-referencing but it's it's almost there.
It's almost there. So I listen to YouTube videos while I do this and something amazing happened yesterday. So I did a video about how all the DoomTubers were talking about Lanterns but not actually reviewing it.
Now I recorded that on Tuesday, released it on Wednesday and then as I said right after I released it something amazing happened. Basically all of them reviewed it within a few hours of each other with identical reviews using the same catchphrases, the same descriptions, the same misinterpretations of the show. And I just got to say as corrupt as the left-wing media can be, especially in the comics geek realm, the right-wing just absolutely laps it.
Lapping is when you're going around a track and some person gets so far ahead that they are an entire lap ahead. Sorry, mysterious sounds all over the place. But there's like construction and I was like wait are they doing construction on this house? But it was just an auditory illusion.
But anyway, so yeah, so it came out, did really well, both with critics and with fans. But with bums who have nothing to fall back on, Eric DeBunks has a good point he makes. They always do this dramatic thing, it's like I've got to watch this.
No, you can actually just get a regular job. The only way you've got to watch this is it's all you have. All you have is just saying things are woe, saying things are flop, saying everything's terrible, liking two and a half things per year, but only if your entire peer group also likes them.
And then those things you liked so much, never talking about them again. But so they came out and they describe a show that doesn't exist. The other thing is they're getting like super like puritanical out of nowhere.
They're like, he's smoking. A superhero would never do that. He's having premarital sex.
A superhero would never do that. Pretty sure every single, well, except for, yeah, pretty much every superhero is smashed. Some of them smash more than they superhero.
Matt Murdock, you could just have a book called Matt Murdock, comma, man whore, man dash whore, make it all a compound word. So they went with the, he's smoking. Don't we all hate that because he's smoking? And everyone's like, no, bitch.
The scene was, it was kind of a cool moment. It's like, he had premarital sex. Well, somebody's got to.
And now they're like, Hal Jordan is drunk. They literally never, never showed that if this would have, if this show would have come out in the nineties, it would have been Harrison Ford in his late fifties. He's a rascal.
He's a raconteur. He's a charming rogue. That's what Kyle Chandler is.
Is that his name? Something like that. That's what the guy who plays Hal Jordan is doing. The funniest thing is in their coordination, they forgot to make it look like they weren't coordinating.
Now, did they coordinate in a formal way of like, hey, we're all going to have a zoom call on Tuesday night to decide what we're going to say and when we're going to release our reviews? No. As a, what is that guy? He played, what was his name? He's a, he's a hippie. He's got a receding hairline.
The famous quote about conspiracies is you don't have to have a formal conspiracy when, you know, everyone is already aligned and they're, they're aligned to say everything's a flop. Everything's woke. Everything failed.
They hate us. And then we like two and a half things per year. So they all described him as a loser, which is very interesting because I just saw this article.
It's like, they always do this to the white man. They make him rude and sarcastic. It's like, wait, you guys are rude and sarcastic and you present those as virtues.
It's like, everybody hates him. It's like, did you watch the show? He went to a random taco stand on a California back road. Everybody loved him.
Just, just adored him. And it was made clear that in the world, that's how it was. It's funny.
I saw one of them. It's like, Jon Stewart gave away all the secrets of the Green Lantern Corps to a random woman at a bar. It's like, no, if you actually watch, they're basically discussing things that are common knowledge and she's just, you know, clarifying.
It's a little bit of exposition, but the Green Lantern Corps or the Green Lanterns have been known since the 1980s. They had a Hal Jordan give an interview in the 1990s. And it's just like this common knowledge thing.
Like, it's always funny to me when Americans, like, they'll say like, what's the difference between the Navy and the Marine Corps? It's like, you don't know, because pretty much everyone does. 90% of Americans, they can tell you the Army does this, the Marine Corps does this, the Air Force does this. Well, the Air Force is pretty obvious.
The Navy isn't called the Sea Force, but people know generally. There is some, you know, overlap, a lot of overlap between Army and Marines, but everyone's like, oh, the Marines, they're, they're, you know, they're really tough ones. They're all crazy.
I'm not trying to compliment myself. That's just the reputation in America. Supposedly, the reputation in Iraq was like, they told the Iraqi soldiers that Marines could only be Marines if they killed a family member.
Like, that was the rumor going around. But anyway, yeah, so Hal Jordan, he's an Air Force veteran. He's known, he's known, you know, no secret identity since the 1990s.
They never imply that he wore a mask, but I think, you know, in the 80s, he was just kind of zipping around. And then in the 1990s, he did like a 60 minutes interview. But, um, it's a damn good show.
There are some little weird bits, like, since there's time jumps, sometimes they show the, you know, the passage of time. Sometimes people just look exactly the same. John Stewart in the present, probably isn't the present, 1996, whatever, the most recent time frame, he's got like this ridiculously thick, like, R&B singer goatee.
It's like, yeah, I know he has a goatee in a lot of his representations, but like, that's like, that's like, old head, like, OG. Freaking super thick goatee. But, um, oh, and so they're so grasping at straws, they'll be like, and John Stewart, who's a vegan.
Like, trying to make him sound like a pussy. He tore a bicep and then got a job on a superhero show and like, did the whole season. Like, this reminds me of when Daniel Craig, he was, uh, he got injured while they were filming Casino Royale, and they tried to like, give him like a, like a, like a pussy sissy.
You guys complain about Disney princesses for a living. Like, shut the entire fuck up. Um, but yeah, so, so they're like, he's a loser.
It's like, he's literally beloved, definitely nationally, we're going to presume internationally. Recognized everywhere, but also like, a small town hero of Earth, nobody was afraid or nervous to talk to them, and he was great. He could, you know, switch from, you know, multiple different ways of interacting with people.
Um, you know, get a little flirty with the mom, who was totally into it. And they're like, he's a loser. He's bitter.
He's, I don't know, he's aging. He has some, you know, I don't know. I don't like getting deliveries.
Why are there always deliveries when I'm doing this? It's like, I'm talking about lanterns. This is important shit. Um, but yeah, so they're completely misrepresenting him.
And of course, they're going for some weird, I saw one of them, they're like, they did a clip of like, Damon saying like, I'm really excited about these characters. And then they showed John and Hal standing next to each other. It's like, yeah, I can imagine which one you like more, implying it's some kind of racial thing when John Stewart.
Replacing Hal Jordan or becoming the primary Green Lantern is from the comics. 40 years ago, when I when I first started collecting regularly in 1988, it was the God, what was it? Blanking a lot of things. It was the Prestige miniseries with Mike Mignola doing art and John Stewart was all suicidal because he had failed to save a planet.
That was my introduction to him. So my introduction was a depressed John Stewart. And they kind of have they retconned that that he was like suicidal because he tried to save a planet.
He wasn't able to. I think he was the main Green Lantern. For some reason, I remember the trade paperback that miniseries, like the ink smelled like barbecue.
But anyway, I remember that, but I don't remember the title of the miniseries. Oh, God, what was that? Whatever. I'll probably go reread it and review it and re-remember its title.
But yeah, so they so they waited in the digital age. Now, a lot of times they like to do this thing. It's like, oh, my God, I was on a vacation.
Were you all on a vacation? All of you were. And all of you got back from your, I'm assuming, separate vacations at the same time. You can you can absolutely review something.
Yeah. If you're one of those channels where you put a million clips and stuff and it's hour long review. Yeah, it takes a couple of days.
But it was the people who do the hour reviews and the people who do the eight minute ones. And they were all releasing it on the same day, three days later after the show. Remember the thing back in the day was like.
They would review it like as soon as the show ended, they would be like, oh, here's my here's my spoiler free review. And then an hour later of my spoiler review. And then I'll rewatch it the next day and and I'll have the re-review of the review.
And and then we'll have the. No, they all waited three days to get identical reviews. That were wrong.
That were just wrong. He's not a loser. He's older.
He's a little ornery. But, you know, actually, you know what? If this was a movie, Tom Cruise would have played the Hal Jordan role like this role, not just Hal Jordan, like this exact role with this exact script. If it would have been a movie, this totally would have been a Tom Cruise.
And Tom Cruise doesn't play bitter losers. He plays charming rogues. So they all went with the loser thing.
They keep trying this like kind of like Ned Flanders, church lady-esque, like he smokes. He has pre-marital sex. He drinks.
He had how many beers? I don't remember him being drunk. He was at a bar. And then they're like, he's so stupid.
He's an idiot. The point with the very excellent bar scene, which does a lot of stuff, is that Hal is an old school hero. That gambit he tried where he's like, I'm gonna get a fight and I'm gonna get arrested.
And it's a small town. So they're just gonna have those little cells and I'm gonna get put in a cell next to the guy I want to interrogate. And then somehow I know the layout and he's gonna be able to hear me, but not see me.
And then I'm gonna do like a voice and I'm gonna pretend like we know the same people and I'm gonna get in good with them. And then I'm gonna like interrogate him through friendly conversation. Like the Fall guy, Magnum P.I., the A-team.
That was literally a 1980s TV hero plot point. I'm gonna do this, this happens. And then they do kind of a little meta bit where everyone kind of knows it and they're like, stop it.
Please just stop. And then we get this great scene. And the other thing is they're like, they're literally calling any girl who isn't like a cashier at a fast, like girl boss.
It's like the sheriff is a girl boss. It's like she literally needs help and requests help. She finds something that looks like Hal Jordan dead and she immediately calls Jon Stewart like, hey, can you help me out with this? Like, and the other thing is she's literally, she's not like, she's literally like, please stop.
Like this stuff is happening here and it'd be better if you just leave. The people are acting weird in that town because that town is weird and it's probably half alien or entirely alien. So half of those characters, we're gonna probably find out are aliens.
My other favorite one is like, why are there so many questions in the first? So if you watch the reviews, I got to wrap this up, but, um, they have, I mean, this is business. They have a pattern. And one of the things is they will start and they won't even talk about the show.
It'll just be a list of grievances of everything. They didn't like from Hollywood in general, from these creators, from these actors to just absolutely poison the well and get your adrenaline up and spike your dopamine. And then just, this is the worst thing ever, bro.
It's a fucking awesome show. And do I need to, the funny thing is that even my friends who watch these types of channels, they're like, they are grasping, like they got nothing. They're complaining about like calling him a drunk.
I think he had like one beer. He just went to a bar for a specific mission related reason. Like, what is this? So anyway, um, yeah, that's the deal.
They all had their individual reviews that were practically identical, released within hours of each other. Three days later, did you film your review on an IMAX camera and have to redo the audio because it's so loud and then take it to a special processing plant for the frame? It's the fucking digital age. Even if you're on fucking vacation, you could go out there, you know, on the Portico, take your phone out, record a review.
Holy shit. Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye.
[SPOILER/]
