Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

Ryzie Lee had an efap of Unzipped #1, Well Read's inaugural attempt at a Stank-style freeform livestream with J Dolla, to discuss the matter of Ryzie's indefinite ban from Well Read's channel. Hostilities between the always fraught Ryzie-Well Read relationship reached a head the other night when Ryzie drunkenly signed off his previous stream by vowing to destroy Well Read as well as an invitation for him to "suck a dead nigger dick, just like Well Read's dead kids". Well Read I guess chose to interpret as wishing death upon his (not dead) family and vows that this incident is the last straw - Ryzie is no longer welcome on his show. A more circumspect J Dolla pontificates that one never knows which of the many facets of Ryzie's personality you're going to get at any given time.

Literally whos. I'm even embarrassed on behalf of comicsgate that these bitches and their telenovela are tangentially related.
 
I don't like Doug as a person.
Oh, don't get me wrong, a lot of his politics and opinions are absolutely deplorable.

But he's still more interesting and talented than a lot of people in CG.

Last I heard, he abandoned the Earthworm Jim and Bigfoot Bill series for a while to concentrate on raking in money from shitty looking NFTs. It honestly annoys me more than late books.
I look at this way:

Doug sells NFTs, which are retarded, but people ostensibly get their retarded NFTs. Their money to spend as they see fit.

Cecil sells a comic book, but people don't get their fucking comic book.

Point Tenapel. People selling and buying stupid shit is one thing, but buyers not even getting their stupid shit is something altogether different.

Anna TSWG made a 20 minute video about a tweet that grouped her in with Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic and "the Quarting". Anna wants to make it clear that she has nothing to do with these other likeminded youtubers with much bigger subscriber counts than she does (more likely the other way around), but she would like to know if the other people named think it's as funny as she does that these epic fail trolls do think they're part of a clique.
I sure hope Critical Drinker isn't in an Anna clique. That guy actually does legitimately funny content.
 
Cecil further insinuating himself into the High Griftlords while Anna takes a(nother) much-needed vacation from the hard work that includes socializing with said Griftlords at Anime Matsuri by fucking off to Washington, DC but before she goes, better insinuate herself into the High Griftlords graces with a video. Suspicious.



Are her leal simps really prepared for when their queen steals away to G+G/FNT glory?

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*completely out-of-context video dishonestly edited to make it seem (not very convincingly) like Anna is walking out on her loyal fans.


Will they still be throwing their money at boobas grandes when all this cozy leg and elbow room vanishes and a hall full of suspiciously clean and kempt Cultural Commando enjoyers are shouting "GEORGE!" in their ears?

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Cecil: Fuck you, Ethan. You left me here one empty chair away from AIDS Dave Grohl and his crippling autism with a dozen other smelly simps spreading their loserstink. I'm sitting here in the lurch and for what? Because you're scared of Gary? This is embarrassing. Anna and I deserve better. I wonder what Jeremy is doing tonight...




I wanna say I've seen him in Shane Davis' chat fairly recently unless it was an imposter coqsuqa. Rumor has it he roams the Pine Barrens of New Jersey to this day seeking honey and his revenge on @FROG.
This is legit one of the most pathetic things I've seen in this space. I'm embarrassed for these people. Not a single female in the crowd for an all-female panel?

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Not a single female in the crowd for an all-female panel?
A few but I have no idea what's going on with the demographics here. I'm not big into conventions, but maybe black chicks just hanging out solo is normal? Or maybe they're stalking Anna and Venti hoping Jay Doll King Hefner shows up so they can assassinate him.

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A few but I have no idea what's going on with the demographics here. I'm not big into conventions, but maybe black chicks just hanging out solo is normal? Or maybe they're stalking Anna and Venti hoping Jay Doll King Hefner shows up so they can assassinate him.

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What a sorry looking audience. The black chick is there to document a world star hip hop moment if it occurs. Look at her she's face in phone.
 
A few but I have no idea what's going on with the demographics here. I'm not big into conventions, but maybe black chicks just hanging out solo is normal? Or maybe they're stalking Anna and Venti hoping Jay Doll King Hefner shows up so they can assassinate him.

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I attended anime conventions for about 10 years, beginning in 1999, and I honestly couldn't tell you. I think maybe the scene was very different when I was in it. It looks like maybe she just ducked in there to sit down and use her phone.

Better question is why the FUCK is this panel even at ANIME Matsuri? Are they just angling to be the convention for anti-SJW shitlord weebs and the vapid thots that grift them? Doesn't seem like a particularly appealing event to me.
 
Oh, don't get me wrong, a lot of his politics and opinions are absolutely deplorable.

But he's still more interesting and talented than a lot of people in CG.


I look at this way:

Doug sells NFTs, which are retarded, but people ostensibly get their retarded NFTs. Their money to spend as they see fit.

Cecil sells a comic book, but people don't get their fucking comic book.

Point Tenapel. People selling and buying stupid shit is one thing, but buyers not even getting their stupid shit is something altogether different.


I sure hope Critical Drinker isn't in an Anna clique. That guy actually does legitimately funny content.
If my memory serves me correctly, Drinker is not even in CG much, he is Mauler only group. He went to the Tampa Bay Comic Con, instead of AM, where all the CG mains went.

This is the only video of Drinker, where he critically drinks Coca Cola.
I attended anime conventions for about 10 years, beginning in 1999, and I honestly couldn't tell you. I think maybe the scene was very different when I was in it. It looks like maybe she just ducked in there to sit down and use her phone.

Better question is why the FUCK is this panel even at ANIME Matsuri? Are they just angling to be the convention for anti-SJW shitlord weebs and the vapid thots that grift them? Doesn't seem like a particularly appealing event to me.

This is legit one of the most pathetic things I've seen in this space. I'm embarrassed for these people. Not a single female in the crowd for an all-female panel?

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I like to think Vic stole their guests.
 
If my memory serves me correctly, Drinker is not even in CG much, he is Mauler only group. He went to the Tampa Bay Comic Con, instead of AM, where all the CG mains went.

This is the only video of Drinker, where he critically drinks Coca Cola.



I like to think Vic stole their guests.

I thought Drinker didn’t like CG?
 
I like to think Vic stole their guests.
Back in 2019, when the Vic Mignogna thing was in full swing, inviting Vic to AM, and having Rekieta and Ty Beard do a panel, was funny because it caused all the SJW weebs to chimp out. More to my point, it was also anime related. I still maintain having TUG there was stupid, but whatever...

However, now you've got Venti, Anna, Cecil, Ashton Blaise (?!), and G+G throwing their hat in the ring, and all I can see is a gay circus. I don't think any of them are even tangentially related to anime. This feels like the epitome of a con for attention whores now. Maybe AM is REALLY hard up for guests.

Also, it's difficult to say which is more cringe:

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What past event occured that would make people think the Drinker was part of CG?!
I dunno. Ask Anna. She claims people think that.

It's not difficult to see why CG and G+G would want the Drinker in their corner, but...

He's bigger than CG already so there's really no point getting that stink on him.
Exactly.

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I don’t know or have any opinion about Critical Drinker.
You'd undoubtedly like TCD. He's got some brutally savage and funny takes on the MCU and DCEU movies and TV shows. Give 'em a watch some day.

However, under absolutely no circumstances should you try and rope him into CG. I think only bad things could happen from that. Please.
 
Better question is why the FUCK is this panel even at ANIME Matsuri? Are they just angling to be the convention for anti-SJW shitlord weebs and the vapid thots that grift them? Doesn't seem like a particularly appealing event to me.
Oh, c'mon. Stop feigning ignorance.
You already know the answer of why and how this happened:
Nick Rekieta.
As a guest at the convention for the past 3 years, Rekieta has built a rapport with the Leighs because he is a "cordial motherfucker."
The whole "YouTuber corner" at Anime Matsuri this year was Nick's idea that he put together with the Leighs.
The list of YouTubers that were given a table there were invited by Nick to the convention, including ThatStarWarsGirl.
In turn, Anna invited members of the Simp Cast there (hence why Venti and Ashton Blaise were there).
 
Today Anna TSWG ordered hydraulic fluid, no ice from Starbucks on her way to show everyone her cute butt at Boston FanExpo with the ladies of SimpCast. Upon receiving her viscous red drank, the haggard e-girl realized she was grossly defrauded by the baristas at the popular coffee establishment and has subsequently taken to her Twitter to seek justice in their utter ruination. Apparently, the no-period-having, birth-control addled pin-up girl doesn't understand physics and the concept of volume but no matter. This is clearly Starbucks' fault and they will rue this day.


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Note the fill-line on the cup to which red Anna-fuel (presumably poured from the shaker) was indeed poured in the appropriate 'no ice' amount.

 
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