Ike Aim said:
IIRC this all started proximately when Flash had Gary et al on a FlashCast but didn't invite Ethan and unfortunately Gary gave Flash a really great comic book conversation. Flash has since raved about how much fun he had (ignoring Anna and Renie) while (literally, for Gary) talking shop. I wonder if the problem here is that EVS doesn't like talking about comic books generally from a fan point of view and YellowFlash does (?). That may also explain why YellowFlash camped in the chat during a later CG stream and drunkenly trolled Malin, EVS and others by trying to get them to talk about Booster Gold for over an hour while refusing to actually join the stream. May be some way for him to justify falling in with Gary's petty scheme, but that's pure speculation.
Yellowflash has been grinding out promos for Joe Ball's comic
Death Death Death for over a year and has yet to hit 100k. It doesn't look good for the prospects of his own comic that he's been making with an artist he selected primarily on the basis of spiting Gat Hanzo. One of Gary's known conditions (as MechaRandom and Rob from Midnight's Edge attested to) is if you want the patronage of Heisensperg, you gotta blacklist who he blacklists. Then again, Flash's resentment of the industry pros that ruined comics in his eyes is something that's been around long before the idea of pros even joining Comicsgate. And if you follow his conversations with RGE, that's something that's never fully gone away, just voiced less. Or maybe Frog just sperged out in the FlashCast DM room one too many times and omitted this detail. All are real possibilities.
Frog might dunk on Matthew Fowler on Malin's "After Kangz", but he should spare a moment to consider that to the bigger fish in this sector, he's the Matthew Fowler. Shigima.
I worder if Anna is going to take a similar turn?
The JACK show ensemble seems to be disintegrating on its own. Circumstances brought them together and now circumstances are bringing them apart.
Kelsey moved on to continue actually making comics years ago. Cecil is moving on to being a z-list internet celebrity orbiter, Jon Malin has been subtly and slowly cluing in that something has gone horribly wrong and is trying to course correct, and Anna has taken on Brittany Venti as a role model and become increasingly assertive. Yes, "Brittany Venti as role model" is an absurd and ridiculous suggestion, until you consider that before this she looked to the idiots on the JACK show for life guidance. This might actually be a step up. Venti, for whatever else you can say about the woman, does have the sort of backbone I suspect Anna wishes she had. Like when Anna challenged Martina Markota to bloodsports waving a pool noodle around, then Martina showed up with a chainsaw. Or her getting regularly ratio'd by Black Twitter as 'the fandom karen' punching bag. Anna protests that she can't be a karen because she's a portuguese POC but for some reason this doesn't work and they continue to fuck with her. Inexplicably, people do believe Venti is a POC though. Another reason for Anna to emulate Britler.
16/2/2023 - THAT STAR WARS GIRL - THE J.A.C.K SHOW!
Normally a listless garbage scow of retards incoherently yelling banalities over one another, there's been growing chatter about how the the JACK show is going downhill, somehow. Fans of the show have been expressing their doubts on social media on how much longer the panelists will agree to continue running the program. This episode is off to an inauspicious start as Cecil proudly and enthusiastically delivers a detailed progress report on the years late 48-page
Cash Grab and the state of each and every perk.
This is met with dead air as not even the co-panelists can muster enough energy to pretend to care at this point. Cecil passive aggressively quips that "we're putting Anna to sleep with this"; Anna responds in kind with the deeply Freudian neg that Cecil "looks like Santa Claus, but in a bad way" without his mask. This early tension in the stream is quickly deflated (for now) with a well-placed Anne Frank joke, allowing the show to go on. Jon Malin's big story is that he's getting the upstairs of his house painted 'Perch gray'. Cecil gives a suspiciously precise update on Witten, the BPD retard that ghosted him last year after he bought her a computer to do OnlyFans with, able to instantaneously recall her socials and any news involving her, which is then used to adroitly segue into the East Palestine chemical explosion that is in the news cycle. Malin is indifferent to this however, opining that "Witten puts worse shit in her body all the time" and that as a native of democrat Michigan, he's no stranger to chemicals in the drinking water. The media is indifferent to the plight of inner city malinated people.
Undiscouraged,
a curiously news-connected Cecil pivots to another headline topic - something about how Wikileaks posted how the Vegas shooter was an FBI sniper (Cecil's primary source of information seems to be posts from r/conspiracy). Anna registers her interest in this topic by rattling off every eager schizopost superchat on the oil spill from the chat for ten minutes until a lonesome Frog hops on the stream. He is looking to kill some time as he grinds out handdrawn sketch covers, and is totally game for some conspiratard discourse and throws out that the East Palestine explosion was retaliation by Russia for blowing up the Nord Stream pipeline. Panelists and paypigs alike join together to get to the bottom of this industrial accident and how it will set off the Habbening, jockeying against one another to superchat Anna over how the other guys are wrong and what
really happened. Over the next half hour the oogabooga dies down and the show, such as it is, subsides over the next half hour into more normal TSWG stream behavior like fielding superchat requests for feet pics or the privilege of being a janny. Just when things seem to reach an equilibrium, Cecil polishes off another right-wing-boomer-talking-point-as-observational-comedy bit about how electric cars are dumb because everyone's driving around with gas generators strapped to their Teslas now. Anna remarks "words cannot describe how little I care about this topic". Cecil's next bit is about if Anna thinks she's so smart, how come she took on $200K of student loans to go to art school? Presumably Anna liked that one even less.
Cecil has yet another bit of political red meat lined up, this one being a clip of Matt Walsh responding to a tranny with some thinly reworded 4chan copypasta about how the tranny YWNBAW and there being some backlash from "the right" (
The Quartering) about Walsh's retort being vicious, mean-spirited and above-all unoptical. This strikes Cecil as outrageous given the stakes at hand - precious children are at risk of being mutilated by these implacable monsters and if you go so far as say a strong word against it, your "allies" on the right will silence you- Anna, who is internet fwens with the Quartering, pauses to offer her own thoughts on the video, which is that to her Matt Walsh looks like a closeted hipster fag who wouldn't be out of place on Castro street. Cecil demands the YWNBAW speech be played in its entirety since this is based and important. Now mostly I know Cecil as the guy who does anal sex jokes and bits about the bangability of IG models with downs syndrome, but I guess he's a moral crusader and defender of the helpless now or something. How interesting. I wonder why. Anna interjects again to say Matt Walsh's hair dyejob is fucking bad, and when the video is played in full tables the question for the panel to debate: is Matt Walsh a fag? And how long will it be before the cops find CP in his basement? Cecil is livid at this point and calls on Anna to dislodge whatever is up her ass tonight. Frog throws out some Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes to lighten the mood before reiterating the importance of fighting cancel culture. Chokeout (who I didn't bother to note joining) has been high eating his lunch on camera for the past half hour.
Reminded that Frog is on the stream, Cecil goes over the status of
Cash Grab (it's at the printers agane),
then starts proudly relating how he even got the balls up to fight Thomas Roiloup and VikkiVerse instead of running away like usual. But before he can describe how he totally btfo them, Anna cuts him off to scold him for "giving them oxygen and not blocking them" then starts reading a superchat about Picard season 3 before Cecil can reply (abusing the sacred 'no talking over superchats' law seems to be a common Anna move). Cecil rocks back and forth in silence as he seethes for an unbroken 30 seconds, then starts talking about Picard is woke now. Chokeout, 45 minutes behind on a steam he is actually a part of, starts yelling about electric vehicles, "uhhwoit moit thuh silunt mujuhity has haff enuf". Anna tells both of them to shut the fuck up, her channel isn't a political show. Back to the topic at hand: is Matt Walsh a fag? Frog breaks with the usual JACK show mono-sentence argumentation format by putting forward a fully formed statement on how he perceives Matt Walsh as being someone fully invested in the culture war and with nothing to lose and so has stepped into the role of being the person who voices what everyone is thinking but polite society does not allow them to say. "Lots of people believed Eliza Bleu too" responds Anna, keeping more in line with the standard JACK show tard format. "Eliza Bleu wahevah happun to hurh?" slurs out an incoherent Chokeout, out of his mind on edibles and THC resin. Anna starts to once again relate the
whole month-long saga of the banning of Brittany Venti on twitter...

Silence falls over a brooding Jon. In his mind, whispers begin to echo of a long distant past. He was the leader of a movement once. What was it about? It was about comic books or something like that? He thinks it was. And... and he drew them too. It was a time of myrrh and honey and Jawbreakers. And all his followers rode with him across the endless steppe of comics Youtube in, what was it called? "Comicsgay"?, "Comicslate"? He called upon his people, and they listened in the tens of thousands, to build their own success so that strong could stand with strong... but if they were an e-girl on the internet, in that case apparently Khan Malin had to help personally build their platform for them because... why? So many things have become hazy with the passage of time... Dormant neurons, long thought dead after excessive exposure to malt liquor and Chokeout, begin to flicker to life, then flaring in atavistic rage... the blood of his Great Tartarian ancestors ringing in his veins like fire... building... unity.. platform... oar...
Malin: "Yeah, [the flagging] is definitely bullshit, but the whole thing about her doing music videos and also alleging to being trafficked around the same time. I mean both can be true, right?"
Anna: "Well she's never provided any evidence so-"
Malin:
"Do you have to?"
Cecil and Anna scramble to overtalk Malin and explain how Bleu's long history of public thottery disqualifies her claims of being trafficked. Malin maintains that these are not mutually exclusive. This is a tense situation, Anna and the Simpcast's whole season arc crying about how Venti was banned off twitter being called into question. A skilled and empathetic mediator is needed here to smooth things out. Playing this pivotal role instead is Frog, the self-styled 'Comicsgate Caligula' himself.
"You're right Jon. It seems like nobody wants to let you talk on this whole stream. When you come on my show I let you talk" he says with perfect deadpan.
"YEAH! YEAH! YOU GONNA LET ME TALK?! YOU GONNA LET ME TALK?!"
Anna mutes her mic and turns her camera off, hoping Cecil's foolhardy whiteknighting for the Simpcast against a Malin fueled by ape-rage can buy enough time for her to think of something. He comes nowhere close to achieving this.
Cecil: "They're asking her "how are you trafficked? Who did it? How?"
Malin:
"SHE DOESN'T OWE IT TO ANYBODY TO TELL HOW HER LIFE WENT TO FUCKING HELL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? YOU THINK SHE NEEDS TO LAY OUT HER FUCKING CASE? YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE FUCKING OWED ANY PROOF? "
Cecil: "Look, if you're going around collecting money saying you were at 9/11 and people find that you were writing articles for the Cincinnati Times and you were saying you were living there at the time..."
Malin: "She doesn't owe anybody anything!"
Frog: "
She has every right to take down channels that show that video that she claims, without evidence, that she was trafficked into making." (lmao)
Malin:
"SHE HAS TO PUT HER SHAME OUT THERE, OUT ON THE INTERNET, SO ANNA, BRITNEY AND CECIL ARE SATISFIED?"
Cecil: "Yeah but-
Malin: "
YOU HAVE DAUGHTERS! WHAT IF ONE OF THEM WAS RAPED? ARE YOU GONNA DEMAND THEY PUT THE EVIDENCE THEY WERE FOR STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET?!?"

At this point Cecil's defending two women who, in fairness, have been nothing but complete cunts to him lately.
"You know what? I gotta go to the airport, I'll see you guys later" and with that Cecil abandons the stream. He can buy Anna no more time. What would Brittany Venti do in the face of this aggressive callout of her month+ of bullshit?
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"hey guys lol tee hee im a wookie lets stop fighting : )"
Anna's chat pelts the victorious Jon Malin with boos.
BOOOOOOO. The TSWG audience, who lined up in droves to back Anna's simp calendars, jeer the winner for being a "beta simp loser" and "Jon Murphy" for ruining the JACK show. Frog voices the sorrow he feels deep in his heart whenever his friends fight, and how glad he is that he could not care less about this Elisa Bleu bullshit (Hint Frog: Yellowflash does). Anna gladly cedes the floor for Frog to talk about his issues like Patreon v/ Subscribestar and superchats from Russell Hall. Anything, really. A few days later Malin fired up
a Comicsgate Presents stream to help out some struggling campaigns.