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EVS does not merit his own thread because thus far he hasn't yielded any milk himself. Cow material in this thread comes from people adjacent to him but not himself.

It may be funny watching him die of envy because of EJ's success, but he hasn't really lost it on cam. If anything, his attacks are boring.

And yes, tee hee, he'a a homo that sucks dick behind a pizza parlor and has run outta money to fulfill his books, but where are the receipts to prove it?

Until there's something funny to laugh at him... AAANND there's a link to prove it, I really don't see him as worthy of a solo thread.

He may become a bona fide cow in a near future, but in my arrogant opinion that day has not arrived.
No one's saying he's Chris Chan. You can document his gay opping and just juxtapose things he was saying last week to things he was saying last night and it's so hilariously hypocritical that you can't help but laugh that there are people that just eat it up.

But we can bypass this entire "I don't think he's actually a lolcow" discussion by just giving people easy access to his greatest hits in this thread.
 
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How can someone say that obese faggot hasn't lost it after seeing his twitter and youtube feed in the last months? his face is all swollen, drooling with anger, streaming 5h every day about one nigger he hates. total psycho.

It's not a joke anymore. His behavior is completely insane.
I mean, how many times did the retard watch the yaira live-action trailer on stream?

Then the fuckin idiot tells the world he burst out in tears when his little faggot son (who can't even lift a groceries bag) told him maybe he could expect grandsons soon (that somehow will look latino).

Obviously retarded Ethan is not crying because he's emotional for his weak son. He's crying because this kind of news brings him, temporarily, to the real world where he is supposed to have responsibilities. He realized he's a fuckin failure hanging out with retarded youtubers 24h/7 without any life plans. No savings, no real job, no real friends, nothing. That's why he cried like the faggot he is.

Soon he'll have to pay for his son's fake marriage, pay for diapers and formula for the latino kids, and probably for the son's new house. Then the financial pressure will be too much for gold digger Andrea, so the divorce fees also come into the equation. It will be chaotic... and during that time, that's when Ethan will show up at the Rippaverse warehouse... with a 9mm.
 
You're probably right, but I think that initial arrangement might have changed a few years ago. I recall talk in CG about change in management at IGG, and suddenly, CGer's books started getting shadowbanned on the site.
I think at this point, CG comics are in a terrible light because of EVS and his non fulfillment. If IGG just let's projects sit indefinitely without anything arriving on people's hands, it can damage trust. Specially if they start losing tons of money from refund coz @FROG wasted all the money on Blow or whatever the fuck he is doing.
Indeed. It’s why I bet Eric is doing everything he can to f with people behind the scenes. Considering all the slapfights and drama he used to openly court before his comic I refuse to believe he’s put that completely behind him. Especially when people are screwing with him.

It will be interesting to hear what happens when he parts with one of his artists or lets go of an employee.
I think he mentioned a while ago he phased out of doing that as it was just time wasted that could be spent on other things. As others have said, he spends 5h a day ranting about an uppity negro
Evs narcissistic mind would mald if you make a splinter thread. He believes he & comicgates are one.
Even more reason, other creators might start seeing more success if out of his fat shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFBf9UUwqkM

Who are these people? do they like sleepovers? I have dogs!
The fuck is that guy wearing?? That's some unhinged California shit right there
How can someone say that obese faggot hasn't lost it after seeing his twitter and youtube feed in the last months? his face is all swollen, drooling with anger, streaming 5h every day about one nigger he hates. total psycho.

It's not a joke anymore. His behavior is completely insane.
I mean, how many times did the retard watch the yaira live-action trailer on stream?

Then the fuckin idiot tells the world he burst out in tears when his little faggot son (who can't even lift a groceries bag) told him maybe he could expect grandsons soon (that somehow will look latino).

Obviously retarded Ethan is not crying because he's emotional for his weak son. He's crying because this kind of news brings him, temporarily, to the real world where he is supposed to have responsibilities. He realized he's a fuckin failure hanging out with retarded youtubers 24h/7 without any life plans. No savings, no real job, no real friends, nothing. That's why he cried like the faggot he is.

Soon he'll have to pay for his son's fake marriage, pay for diapers and formula for the latino kids, and probably for the son's new house. Then the financial pressure will be too much for gold digger Andrea, so the divorce fees also come into the equation. It will be chaotic... and during that time, that's when Ethan will show up at the Rippaverse warehouse... with a 9mm.
I think at this point, if EJ does another 1m campaign, we will see a video of a drunken EVS going to Isom knocks or whatever's grave and pissing on it. Hollering "Take that you fucking nigger!! Buy Cyberfrog!!"
 
I'm more rather than less inclined to believe somebody with the Galaga spaceship as their avatar, but I think I'd need to see the math before I believe (fully) a claim that the Magic Negro's funny book sales are a "disaster." Whether or not he actually needs a giant warehouse and what is likely a $70000 cargo van (I think he bought something like that?) is certainly open to debate, but he'll get some of that sweet "Bonus Depreciation" on the van, and write off the warehouse rent on his taxes. From what I understand he has income from other sources beyond comic book sales as well.

That decline in the gimmiedat shekels @FROG shows are wild, though. A 50% decline from book 2 to 3, maybe more, assuming this nonsense was counted separately.
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Maybe it's because I don't have my mouth surgically grafted to EVS's dick, but I don't see how a campaign hitting a whopping 409% of its goal is a failure, especially when the guy running it has a good track record of actually getting stuff out to customers.

Also, as side note/observation, but after Nick Rekieta and Ethan Van Schiver, I wonder who will be the next well respected professional who completely trashes their reputation after cozying up with Dick Masterson.
 
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From what I understand he has income from other sources beyond comic book sales as well.
He does. He has his music, he has YT rev. I think he might have a third.

That was one of the big things about his structuring that he invested up front with his own money to get everything set up and make Isom. The crowdfunding was essentially a way to learn how many they needed to print. As opposed to others funding it then actually making the product. Thereby meaning it might take ages to actually get books.
 
Maybe it's because I don't have my mouth surgically grafted to EVS's dick, but I don't see how a campaign hitting a whopping 409% of its goal is a failure, especially when the guy running it has a good track record of actually getting stuff out to customers.

Also, as side note/observation, but after Nick Rekieta and Ethan Van Schiver, I wonder who will be the next well respected professional who completely trashes their reputation after cozying up with Dick Masterson.
Wait, what happened first? EVS turning on EJ coz his success enraged him, or Dick Masterson just being... Whatever the fuck he is, weirdly obsessed with a nigger with his pet peado vito?

Feel I'm missing some Lore here
 
Wait, what happened first? EVS turning on EJ coz his success enraged him, or Dick Masterson just being... Whatever the fuck he is, weirdly obsessed with a nigger with his pet peado vito?

Feel I'm missing some Lore here
I honestly don't know, admittedly I am a thread tourist who's only really started following it over the past week, so I don't know all the lore. But what I have observed with both Rekieta and EVS and their lurch from respected professionals with an online presence to full on Sektur retards, the one commonality is an association with Juju the Cow.
 
Wait, what happened first? EVS turning on EJ coz his success enraged him, or Dick Masterson just being... Whatever the fuck he is, weirdly obsessed with a nigger with his pet peado vito?

Feel I'm missing some Lore here
I think it's nick rekieta hanging out with dick a lot more and resulting in dick appearing on nick's stream with nina infinity who was shilling EJ without having read the book. This let to dick and vito to attacking EJ cause "it's just a grift, not really selling a comic book worth reading". Vito having a comic book in the works gave them another reason. I could be wrong though since I didn't actually watch this stream myself but that's what I remember hearing.
 
Dick did not read isom before the infamous yellow flash stream. He was saying it was garbage before even reading it. EVS was always a fan of Dick masterson. Stumbled across the twitter of deadwood dale of CG fame (who made songs for the big players in CG) who appeared then disappeared then reappeared. His timeline is tweet after tweet screaming about Melanie Mac being childless in her late 30s and Eric July. Also he’s blocked by frog according to him.
 
How can someone say that obese faggot hasn't lost it after seeing his twitter and youtube feed in the last months? his face is all swollen, drooling with anger, streaming 5h every day about one nigger he hates. total psycho.

It's not a joke anymore. His behavior is completely insane.
I mean, how many times did the retard watch the yaira live-action trailer on stream?

Then the fuckin idiot tells the world he burst out in tears when his little faggot son (who can't even lift a groceries bag) told him maybe he could expect grandsons soon (that somehow will look latino).

Obviously retarded Ethan is not crying because he's emotional for his weak son. He's crying because this kind of news brings him, temporarily, to the real world where he is supposed to have responsibilities. He realized he's a fuckin failure hanging out with retarded youtubers 24h/7 without any life plans. No savings, no real job, no real friends, nothing. That's why he cried like the faggot he is.

Soon he'll have to pay for his son's fake marriage, pay for diapers and formula for the latino kids, and probably for the son's new house. Then the financial pressure will be too much for gold digger Andrea, so the divorce fees also come into the equation. It will be chaotic... and during that time, that's when Ethan will show up at the Rippaverse warehouse... with a 9mm.
Even worse for EVS, those grandsons will be as a result of a Gay Adoption that his son goes through with.
 
Any cliff notes from @FROG's late CopeCast last night? I don't want to give FAT! a view count.
"Eric July can't take criticism, i called him a useless spear chucker to his face and he broke my nose!"

"Anyway here's this comic that won't ever be delivered"

"Hey here's a guest, how much do you hate Eric July?"

"Your writing a comic too? Unlike that nigger I bet it del-... is up to my personal demands!"


Shit like this, various forms of cope, hiding the tears and generally being a sad lil ogre
 
I have a galaxybrained solution to the OP dilemma. Hide the whole thing behind a spoiler drop down and label that “ WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO” and then follow that with the key player rundown under the header “WHAT IT DEVOLVED INTO”
 
The NU War campaign? This Abra chick is the whitest woman I have ever seen.
Yeah. But it’s nice to have a woman in Comicsgate that hasn’t uploaded nudes or fan fiction of Werewolves grooming little girls. I’ve hung out with her a few times over the last month on different streams. She’s always very polite/vanilla. Like hanging out with my religious sister that suddenly has comic book questions cause she saw Iron Man and loved it.
 
Yeah. But it’s nice to have a woman in Comicsgate that hasn’t uploaded nudes or fan fiction of Werewolves grooming little girls. I’ve hung out with her a few times over the last month on different streams. She’s always very polite/vanilla. Like hanging out with my religious sister that suddenly has comic book questions cause she saw Iron Man and loved it.
Just another I hate niggers making comics channel, there a dime a dozen, people with no knowledge of Comicsgate, or Eric July, just riding the hate train because it was trending 3 months ago....... you do you sure it will work out.

https://archive.org/details/MundaneMattPoleyThePolarBearWordOfTheDayN1kWhFvMMts
 
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