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Top 10 finish by Coom! [10th out of 15, 16 if you count the car that lasted 2 laps]

Talladega is next! CG is comin' baby! Wohoo!
Great driving takes time and I, for one, am willing to wait for qUaLiTy racecarring. I don't care if it takes him 8 years to finish, I'm super hyped for the lime jizz car when it eventually crosses the finish line.
 
Isn't 10th out of 15 technically an improvement over his previous races?
Technically, this was his first ARCA race. He did not qualify for Daytona or Phoenix.

I don't know how well he did in Late Models. Other than the fact he wrecked two Rekieta Law sponsored cars the same night Nick was having a meltdown about July for six hours.

There's no way him finishing way later than other cars isn't gonna be joke fodder in this thread. He was 8 laps down when the leaders took the checked flag. If Ethan didn't want this, he should have sponsored a Little League team or something. The Bumshart Cyberfrogs, or whatever. Something that isn't so time based.
 
Isn't 10th out of 15 technically an improvement over his previous races? And at least he finished this one, didn't crash.
It was his first ARCA race start since he didn't qualify for the two previous ones he tried. He did finish the race but was never competitive, falling a lap behind quickly and only falling further behind as the race progressed (finishing 8 laps behind). He might've held back on purpose to not risk damaging the car and at least lasting the whole race. Still, bragging about your big Top 10 finish when there were only 16 cars to start is pretty shifty. None of his followers are going to know that.

I looked at the Talladega event schedule and they don't even have a qualifying session listed. Is that one determined solely by owner points? https://www.arcaracing.com/2023/11/27/schedule-of-events-arca-200-at-talladega-superspeedway/
 
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I don't have a lot of bad stuff to say about Cecil. I used to enjoy the chemistry between him and Kelsey on the jack show. And it was somehow entertaining when he used to get drunk on stream and joke around like a normal dude. But then came simpcast, anna started acting more like a whore/thot and less like one of the dudes. EVS became gay and started creating drama with everyone... and Jack show was done. Now it's unwatchable, just like any cg stream.

The biggest problem with Cecil is he being a big simp... he's anna's biggest simp, no matter how many times they try to deny it. Something happened between them.

And sorry to spread another rumor (lol) but Cecil got that new gf juju really fast, as soon as anna's wedding date got close.
I had a friend in a similar situation, he was in love with the bride for a long time and he couldn't attend the wedding alone, it would be too painful and awkward for him, so he got a random gf during that time. Cecil is the same.

Truth be told, after seeing the photos of "peaches" and the way he had to crowdfund their honeymoon like a loser... anna could do much better. I mean, even Cecil would be better lol But anyway, I guess they have a history, and old "peaches" probably has some anna's sex tapes as leverage. He's a sugar daddy and we'll probably see anna on OnlyFans late this year.

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I still think Kelsey streaming regularly could be huge... with other guests, and even with Cecil.
Man, that would make gay frog so mad.

edit: right now evs is once again streaming mad at EJ. Malin is also streaming at the same time, with shane mandy whore and other cg idiots. CG is falling apart for real.
 
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Truth be told, after seeing the photos of "peaches" and the way he had to crowdfund their honeymoon like a loser... anna could do much better. I mean, even Cecil would be better lol But anyway, I guess they have a history, and old "peaches" probably has some anna's sex tapes as leverage. He's a sugar daddy and we'll probably see anna on OnlyFans late this year.
Peaches is an engineer working for gov't in California. They didn't have to crowdfund their honeymoon, they took advantage of Anna's thottery and exploited her simps to pay for it.
 
I don't have a lot of bad stuff to say about Cecil.
I didn't either, for the longest time. I just thought he was a dope who took 50 million years to get a book out just like everybody else in CG.

Then @Ike Aim pointed out he helped abuse and degrade a passed out homeless man on a livestream for the amusement of Ethan, Anna, and others.

I'm sorry, but that's just fucked up. I don't care much for Cecil.
 
Grokon 3 made over 100k with out any help from @FROG

Even Michael Bancroft is saying its over CG half way in to tonight's stream is a good marker

Is the Youtube Comic Book Promo Network going away?


Knives out Frog Man ur time is here!
First 45 minutes: "ooohh ahhh i see snuggy jr is in the chat uh hail snuggy jr mortal v says 'hail the chat' yes hail the chat and hail to you mortal v"
next 5 minutes: "uh i guess ethan and jon malin aren't really inviting smaller creators on their show anymore. popxp and renie might be, i don't know. i see this as a plus because now sales will rely on word of mouth about the comics" (uhhh)
next 20 minutes: shilling the Devil Rex guy who got burned sinking thousands into Vic King-coin. He and Bancroft vow they will continue to promote smaller guys like themselves no matter what. Very inspiring.

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Overall another empty chat engagement Bancroft snorestream with clickbait thumbnail, with some added perplexed musing on why his channel is dying. Other stuff of note:
  • Chat janny Mortal V talking about how he and his mop kin are the backbone of cg crowdfunding with their years of tireless spam of IGG links in chat, apparently unaware that there are bots that can perform this service automatically.
  • Bancroft excitedly talking about a new drawing competition show put together by DarkGift called "Internet COC fights" (Creator Owned Comics) which combines the success of Smiller's "Drawn & Quartered" show with the success of the CG 'indie slums', with the extra dash of appeal that is crusty old comic nerds rattling off puns about their cocks. The post-CG landscape is looking grim.
  • Well Read trying to wormtongue it up in smaller channels with his usual level of success. Keep in mind this is a guy who drove from Florida to Marlton NJ last year to personally blow Frog.
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lol, this faggot thinks this was a "movement" and not just a vehicle for old, retarded perverts to milk cash out of morons.

what does he think the """movement""" even stands for?

* the books are bad.
* the customer service is bad.
* the only reason anyone buys them is because of politics and wanting to own the libs.
* the creators spend more time online sperging about politics and petty slights than they do on their own books

the only difference between CG/indie and mainstream comics now is there's more softcore porn in CG and they're aimed at creepy old men instead of mentally ill trannies like the mainstream is. nobody actually, legitimately cares about comics. It's dead.
 
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Isn't 10th out of 15 technically an improvement over his previous races? And at least he finished this one, didn't crash.
Cody Drives Like Ricky Bobby after his horrific crash in Talledega nights. Ricky Bobby's boogyman was the Frenchman. Cody's boogyman is His Fur fag past.

as long as he races against 20 or less he has a chance of qualifying by just making it to the finish line.

I can't wait to see a rolled over Frog car, and a Coomalot running but naked along the track at Talledega screaming, "I'm not a furry! I'm not a furry!"
 
Cody Drives Like Ricky Bobby after his horrific crash in Talledega nights. Ricky Bobby's boogyman was the Frenchman. Cody's boogyman is His Fur fag past.

as long as he races against 20 or less he has a chance of qualifying by just making it to the finish line.

I can't wait to see a rolled over Frog car, and a Coomalot running but naked along the track at Talledega screaming, "I'm not a furry! I'm not a furry!"
"If you're not first you're Comicsgate!"
 
Looks up who owns the CW
Looks up who owns Rippaverse


Rippa is so stupid and his fans are so dumb. This guy cant even make his very first live action trailer, EVER, better than a syndicated network television channel that has billion dollar owners, and hundreds of established IPs attached to it with creators and directors who have decades of television experience. If Rippa isn't getting a full on MCU level live action movie installments with a full scale 20 episode 3d animated cartoon then wtf is he even doing. Who was the dummy honestly expecting any of this live action shit to better than the companies who can afford to spend 6 figures on just sets and lights? Guys, you are allowed to suck lol. Matter of fact, its actually preferable to be bad early in your career simply because you don't want to be going through those same experiences when you are 30+ years into it like EVS. You don't want to be that old, that established, that late into your career, and learning lessons that are being taught to your local high school baseball team. Basic shit like "The best ability is availability" or my personal favorite "Don't spend all day on the internet!!!"

Looks up who owns the CW
Looks up who owns Rippaverse


Rippa is so stupid and his fans are so dumb. This guy cant even make his very first live action trailer, EVER, better than a syndicated network television channel that has billion dollar owners, and hundreds of established IPs attached to it with creators and directors who have decades of television experience. If Rippa isn't getting a full on MCU level live action movie installments with a full scale 20 episode 3d animated cartoon then wtf is he even doing. Who was the dummy honestly expecting any of this live action shit to better than the companies who can afford to spend 6 figures on just sets and lights? Guys, you are allowed to suck lol. Matter of fact, its actually preferable to be bad early in your career simply because you don't want to be going through those same experiences when you are 30+ years into it like EVS. You don't want to be that old, that established, that late into your career, and learning lessons that are being taught to your local high school baseball team. Basic shit like "The best ability is availability" or my personal favorite "Don't spend all day on the internet!!!"
You know Eric didn't make the trailer right? Filmmakers made the trailer. There was a whole team of people involved in this and the Soska Sisters were in charge. There is no excuse for it to be that bad unless they either don't know what they're doing or they couldn't give two shits.
 
You know Eric didn't make the trailer right? Filmmakers made the trailer. There was a whole team of people involved in this and the Soska Sisters were in charge. There is no excuse for it to be that bad unless they either don't know what they're doing or they couldn't give two shits.
Correct. Rippa is so successful no amount of criticism will get to him. Everyone is a Detractor or Hater and therefore not capable of "Good Faith" arguments. He has a considerable amount of fans who "gatekeep" the Rippaverse for him. His books will never improve. He can put out any product (i.e. Shitty Trailer) and all criticism falls under hating or bad faith.

The Emperor's New Comics
 
There is no excuse for it to be that bad unless they either don't know what they're doing or they couldn't give two shits.
i mean, can you really blame the filmmakers for not caring? she's a generic comic book heroine with no history and as much personality as a plank of wood. why would the filmmakers put more effort into creating a trailer for her than the writers did creating her?
 
Well Read trying to wormtongue it up in smaller channels with his usual level of success. Keep in mind this is a guy who drove from Florida to Marlton NJ last year to personally blow Frog.
Well Read was sweeping it up for Malin too during last year's Kickstarter saga. He even brought to CG Slum Lords a video where Dylan, one of the Guey crew (whose Rich Ayala was a target of Malin's ire at the time), was criticizing EVS.
Dillard, Well Read, Piper and DG proceeded to shit on him for several hours, defending EVS, and, at some point during the stream, Dillard started calling the guy a pedo (lol), which everyone else was ecstatic about.

The turns have truly tabled.

He can put out any product (i.e. Shitty Trailer) and all criticism falls under hating or bad faith.
Pick your battles. Multiple EFAP streams to shit on a 3-minute CW-looking trailer doesn't make it look not hating or good faith. There's suddenly dozens of film experts in the chat chanting "bad angles". It's just as dronish a behavior as the one you're attributing to July's fans.
 
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