EVS calls security on himself so he can film it, and tries to make a big show of it/cause his supposed fanbase to riot as the locally hired security team just sigh and ask him calmly to leave again.
Reminds me of the episode of Trailer Park Boys where J-Roc gets his friends to photograph him as he is getting arrested, with the intent of using said photos for his rap album to make him look ‘real gangsta’.
Complete with self-aware looks at the camera as he gets the cuffs slapped on him.
EVS is desperate enough for SJW martyrdom; I can see him doing exactly what you say.
Then again, 5-2 odds he comes up with an excuse not to go (Andrea etc). “Why you guys if I’d gone then I’d they wouldda had to hold me back, I tells ya… but Andrea needed the pool cleaning and shiiet.”
By the way, I saw he posted on Twiiter last night him and his Twink son attending a Phillies game, with Ethan’s shockingly enormous bulk ‘philling’ what looked to me like two seats - his next heart attack is extremely fucking nigh.
And that’s how it will end, isn’t it - motherfucker will pull a Michael Jackson and die before he can fulfill any commitment to all his paying customers. No refunds if he keels over guys, that money will need to pay for his coffin travel via missile bed truck. In Cyberfrog decals naturally.
Make it happen on Indiegogo for Ethan’s Rekt Manlet Cyberfrog Blood Money casket!