#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[chalkyresidue]

I’m rereading Watchman and at no point did I wonder how late it was.

Great point, I should exclusively stick to books from forty years ago. Then I’ll never have this problem

 

[FedPostalService]

Great point, I should exclusively stick to books from forty years ago. Then I’ll never have this problem

I’d go back sixty years just to be safe.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

I’ve been wondering if that was the case. People were saying that Drinker was getting called out for Zack’s failing, so maybe he pushed Zack to hurry up and Zack is still pissy about it.

His late books, and being reminded he’s at fault for them, REALLY gets under his skin.

Not to keep bringing up Spoony:

DON'T. TELL ME. HOW TO FULFIL.

 

[Fleetwood]

Didn't Edwin Boyette and some other guy try to make a site to catalogue all the cg projects and EVS sabotaged it by railing against it all day and night like he's doing now to Eric July? Iirc he made some dumb excuse but it all boiled down to allowing people to check the projects they'd be interested in and he doesn't want it taking the spotlight from him (cause they wouldn't be going to his channel)

It was called Indiecron. Ethan (and Malin) have attempted to crush any effort at centralizing and improving Comicsgate with any sort of printing or fulfilment or promotion service or website . Maybe when he turned on Rippa he already saw that coming with the warehouse and maybe he knew Rippasend was coming. It's a threat to his obese sausage finger grip of power over whatever speds are left in Scivergate. Plus anyone doing things more eficciently than @FROG makes it obvious he's lazy.

Is this all a work? Didn't Zack used to review his breakfast burritos and cough for the first half of the video instead of reviewing Heather & Vita and Maggs tweets?

I own a piece of it, along with Chuck and Zack equally. When you buy RNRN as an add on, I get paid when that campaign fulfills. We talked about translating it and getting it into chain book stores… I’d get a check along with Chuck and Zack. Movies, toys, side scrolling beaten up games… blah blah blah, you get the picture.
It goes both ways: when I have a store connected to my site with RNRN merch, I need to share what I make with the IP.

I suspected there was some profit sharing thing so selling his past books would create some accounting work where he has to deal with paying Jon Malin, Renzo Rodriguez, Canales, Kelsey Shannon, Chuck Dixon and yourself etc. so he is just not keeping them continuously available in print.

I’d go back sixty years just to be safe.

If you go back even further, nobody from the golden age and few from the silver age are alive to piss you off on social media.

 

[Mr Processor]

If you go back even further, nobody from the golden age and few from the silver age are alive to piss you off on social media.

I think the Crypt Keeper might be really annoying on Twitter, though, along with the Vault Keeper and the Old Witch,

Great point, I should exclusively stick to books from forty years ago. Then I’ll never have this problem

Wait Watchmen isn't from 40 years ago... is it? Oh no.

Zack can rush out reviews, because he pretends to have a publishing business but spends all his time goofing off, screaming about other people on social media, impulse buying $500 arcade cabinets on Amazon and then trying to unbuy them, a whole lot of nothing.

Ah, I remember him buying that arcade machine but I didn't remember him trying to unbuy it. It seems like a very poor purchase to buy if he doesn't have his own place.

"Hey everyone it's YaBoi- *starts coughing uncontrollably*, let me tell you about how some random black lady is the death of comics, but first, here's a 5 minute digression about McDonald's breakfast burritos. Birthday Party Clowns, amirite?"

I'm surprised he's allowed to do so many videos on people like Tee Franklin since I though that was against Twitter's TOS.

I've never seen Zack act this manic and agressive for this amount of time, he's super obviously ADHD which makes you aggressive and causes mood regulation issues but it doesn't usually last this long. I'm also following Sasha from Casually Comics now because he was ass kissing her in every video for like a month and I wonder if his stalker crush on her has inspired him to clean up his image. There was a video where he was raving about how Marvel and DC should hire her and he has been an ODD soy golem ever since. Run Sasha! And stop wearing that lipstick.

Oh, if he's trying to get with a woman, that could explain the change in behavior. If she decides to spurn him, I guess we'll see a lot of videos about how awful she is next.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Ah, I remember him buying that arcade machine but I didn't remember him trying to unbuy it. It seems like a very poor purchase to buy if he doesn't have his own place.

He mentioned it in the video I reviewed. I thought it was another amusing example of Zack unintentionally owning himself.

Zack seemed to think bringing up his impulse buying habits on Amazon and his failure to get his purchases refunded was this slam dunk against the guy who wanted to cancel his comic order. All I heard was more evidence of Zack's insanity coupled with the fact that he's buying arcade cabinets instead of getting his products out there. (Does he think that his angry customers want to hear about how he's blowing hundreds of their dollars on luxury purchases when they haven't received their comics?)

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Guys I've kinda had enough of Zack, it's not fair, the dude is very clearly senile and retarded, but like, the real retarded. So I dunno, I think I won't say anything about him or focus on him anymore...

Nevermind, this nigger is actually unhinged. Oh Zack, Zack Zack, you poor simple minded fucking angwy army man. Drinker is allowed to do what he wants if he knows it'll entertain his customers (I know, I know, what the fuck are those? You seemed to have forgotten that's what you got into this business for.) He's allowed to take a day off and make a post that isn't just him stalking YouTubers and commenters he doesn't like. You psycho. Zack, it's time you put down the "very straight" shows you watch, and lay off the estrogen, it's fucking with your already flammable mind.

They wait till Tuesday because they have a live show they adhere to, and don't just stream whenever they get a tickle in their loins because a black man outsold their main IPs again. Zack, I know it's hard to understand what content is, but these guys kinda like having it for their videos and streams that aren't just them coughing and talking about whatever food you fished out of the garbage can.

This is the kind of customer service that should get you beaten with a sock full of quarters (allegedly, in minecraft, etc.). I remember how late books I backed were, and those people lost my business. Also, no CG book has been of such quality that I've felt the need to reread it, or that any of them will be remembered by any meaningful segment of their readership t-minus one month after release.

This is how I feel about the CG books "of the UTMOST quality" most of them suck. Zack's sucked, that's why I backed one, and never backed another one. But I still watched his videos, till I got tired of CG over promising and underdelivering. Cyberfrog? Nigger what even happens in that fucking book? I couldn't tell you. I backed Graveyard Shift, read a few pages and put it in a box. The closest books I came to actually caring about was Monster M.D. (which turned out to be written by a dick sucking yes man who wants desperately to get his books to those numbers again) and Longharbour, which I can't even count as CG since they were never really mentioned (probably because the art and story idea was actually interesting). Even Bigfoot Bill was a fucking dud.
I saw a comment on some Elisa Clips video about Ethan where the commenter wanted desperately to stand up for their e-daddy and said in reply to some other comment "yeah, but only one of these businesses (CG) have quality books" nigger what? Where? Whose? Even the ones you could say are quality are memory-holed immediately. Sorry, it's just how it is.

Zack's work will NEVER be remembered, no matter how artsy he thinks he's gotten. It's slop, that he's shitting out, asking money for, barely getting anything, and then drags his feet on fulfillment. The cycle continues. But no, Zack, keep going hard against YouTubers more successful than you, Ethan keep picking fights with a nigga with work ethic. It's all doing wonders.

 

[FluffyJackal]

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The more I listen to Zack's videos, the more I notice how he freaks out about absolutely anything that's not exactly to his liking. Anything, no matter how insignificant, that he doesn't like will throw him into a tizzy of irritated exasperation.

Zack is so retarded, he can’t even do obsession/stalking correctly. Or he’s just a liar (but still retarded).

Zach continues to move the goal posts. Maybe just maybe Drinker has a busy schedule, actually writes his review scripts, and not just recording the phone screen with meandering dribble commentary. Just saying.

I've never seen Zack act this manic and agressive for this amount of time, he's super obviously ADHD which makes you aggressive and causes mood regulation issues but it doesn't usually last this long.

Zack was possibly using prescription pills for some mental disorder until last year when he couldn't afford them anymore or unilaterally decided he didn't need them because a successful veteran businessman has to be sane, right?

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He really should quit YouTube and become a normie with a 9 to 5 job like he used to idolize. (Or maybe he could become a birthday party clown?) There's no way I can see him being able to manage the stresses and complications of a "legitimate publishing business."

Based on his more recent iteration, current day Zack probably despises all these normie 9to5 NPC sad fucks instead of a free wheelin' artiste living all new and crazy adventures in his head.

I'm also following Sasha from Casually Comics now because he was ass kissing her in every video for like a month and I wonder if his stalker crush on her has inspired him to clean up his image. There was a video where he was raving about how Marvel and DC should hire her and he has been an ODD soy golem ever since. Run Sasha! And stop wearing that lipstick.

He sounds like a creepy version of Rain Man

Cyberfrog? Nigger what even happens in that fucking book? I couldn't tell you.

I recently read the original Harris Comics Cyberfrog from the 90s on the comics site that goes "Arrhhh!" and... he used to be better at it. No, really, VanSciver's CF stories from 30 years ago weren't Byrne/Mignola tier of quality by a longshot, but they were decent, much better paced floppy pabulum; better than the crowdfunded excrement he pushes since 2018 at any rate.


Edited to add quote by @Gee Willows Wilson!

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Zack's work will NEVER be remembered, no matter how artsy he thinks he's gotten. It's slop, that he's shitting out, asking money for, barely getting anything, and then drags his feet on fulfillment. The cycle continues. But no, Zack, keep going hard against YouTubers more successful than you, Ethan keep picking fights with a nigga with work ethic. It's all doing wonders.

He might be remembered as a cautionary tale, like Spoony. As to his creative output, though... the elevator pitch for Jawbreakers is "seinen G.I. Joe" which I don't hate even a little. In a decade or so when all this drama bullshit is forgotten, I could see someone with an actual work ethic buying the IP for the price of a McDonald's breakfast burrito and doing something good with it.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I didn't add this one but it got my noggin joggin.
This turbosped is actually saying "you waited 5 days to get your audience's opinion before you made a video"

So am I to believe he reviewed monthly comics all together and spaced them out over the course of a month or more? The reason I ask is because if he DID do that, wouldn't this hypocrite be actually admitting without saying it explicitly, by his own logic, that he waited for some internet opinions before he picked up multiple copies to review? He admitted to 10 issues of Squirrel Girl, that would be 10 months, nearly a year of reading Squirrel Girl... and he kept reading it despite hating it immediately. But no, the clowns are weirdos... Or disingenuous with their reviews, waiting for popular online opinion....

"weird... weird....weird."

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The fall of Zach is sad to see. We are so far from his thesis 'you should sell comics like a hot dog stand vendor'.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

I've never seen Zack act this manic and agressive for this amount of time, he's super obviously ADHD which makes you aggressive and causes mood regulation issues but it doesn't usually last this long. I'm also following Sasha from Casually Comics now because he was ass kissing her in every video for like a month and I wonder if his stalker crush on her has inspired him to clean up his image. There was a video where he was raving about how Marvel and DC should hire her and he has been an ODD soy golem ever since. Run Sasha! And stop wearing that lipstick.

I just watched that channel for the first time. That chick is a tranny right?

EDIT 100% a tranny:

 

[KingofSomething]

Meyer will not be satisfied until all of those chucklefucks are soyjacking and posting videos praising everything he loves the moment they get released. He will also settle for nothing less than a full-throated apology for calling Furirosa mid.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

That chick is a tranny right?

She's a light brown woman with the softest non-takes ever. She's his dream girl. I don't know why she wears bad wigs and makeup but I assume it's like a stripper thing where it makes her trashy and exotic in an accessible way? She makes normie surface level slop videos and sometimes holds court with her simps but she still doesn't deserve to get Zackked.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Expect angry Twitter posts aplenty.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

She's a light brown woman with the softest non-takes ever. She's his dream girl. I don't know why she wears bad wigs and makeup but I assume it's like a stripper thing where it makes her trashy and exotic in an accessible way? She makes normie surface level slop videos and sometimes holds court with her simps but she still doesn't deserve to get Zackked.

She's a dude.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I just watched that channel for the first time. That chick is a tranny right?

EDIT 100% a tranny:

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What did I say?
Didn't I say he's gonna come out as gay?
But that would be none of my business...

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

The latest zack video is peak schizo
I clip the best parts

Zack calls you a retard
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Zack moves the goal post
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Zack compares himself to Gandhi
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Zack, who often complains about gaslighting, gaslights his viewers
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Zack is still angry about the failure of his waifu furiosa
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Zack does his unfunny internet voice
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Zack complains about the parallel economy
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Zack finally admits his hatred of his viewers
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Also shows this image from his upcoming book
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What a retarded doughheaded nigger.

https://archive.ph/zNMi8
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You know when Zack was calling out smug, snarky assholes like Kelly Sue DeConnick for being nasty and sarcastic to comics readers, you know what I and presumably everyone else was thinking? "Wouldn't it be great if Zack was a smug, snarky asshole to his Youtube audience and would be nasty and sarcastic to them on behalf of random TV shows from Disney+ and Warner Brothers?" I am happy that our wish came true!

The Nietzsche quote about the void and staring

anyone who uses the phrase "media literacy" in a serious manner should unironically kill themselves.

Fact

Saw an interesting exchange on Critical Drinker and Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo campaign page in discussions.
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Still a dough head, still a nigger

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Honestly, this is a very good summation of Zack's current arc.

Very much so

How did someone like Zach even get access to IPs like Rambo and the Expendables? Is Stallone retarded?

He owes Chuck Dixon his fucking career!
Zack is so retarded and such a failure that he missed out on a MASSIVE opportunity to be set for life.

Making everyone gay and black and giving all the women puberty blockers was just the last, hopeless, desperate roll of the dice to revive the industry, because normal people hadn't been reading comics for almost 20 years at that point.

Quote the Razor
Go broke
Get woke
Croke
Hate the guy all you want, but that formula is solid.

 

[Fleetwood]

JUGGLING FIRE- The BEST Artist In Comics Is The WORST Person You Know​

For some reason thought this should be archived. Here he is gushing over the mediocre art of Tess Fowler. Zack really does wish he were a hip bisexual in the SJW indie comics clique. His videos are egregious abuse of OBS, using it as a screen recorder and recording the program itself. Does he know you can use noise reduction filters on it? He said some dumb shit but I can't take the sound of frying bacon in a wind storm in my headphones for too long.