Stupor Mario
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- Joined
- Jan 11, 2024
He has a case of full-blown GAYIDS that has given him permanent brain damage.After that we need a poll on what made Dick Meyer face-heel turn?
Possible options:
- Midlife Crisis
- Professional Jealousy
- Blackmail
- Dating an SJW woman
- Syphilis reaching his brain
- Lung cancer diagnosis
You did it, Zack, somehow you managed to leapfrog every other retard in CG to become new Lord of the Cringe.
I keep thinking about how entertaining it would be to remake Apocalypse Now with Zack cast as the lunatic Colonel Kurtz with the rest of the CG crowd cast as the crazies you meet on the journey into the heart of darkness.
Zack joined CG, and after that his, uh, ideas... methods became... unsound. Unsound.
Now he's crossed over into YouTube with his YouTube channel army, who worship the man, like a god, and follow his every community post however ridiculous.
Well, you see, in this culture war, things get confused out there. Power, ideals, the old morality, and practical commentator necessity. Out there on social media with these Nu CG natives it must be a temptation to be God. Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good commentary and cringe. The good commentary does not always triumph. Sometimes the cringe overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has a breaking point. You and I have. Ya Boi Zack has reached his. And very obviously, he has gone insane.
