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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So I'm just gonna run through this like twice because it's too short. Life is too short.
This is too stupid. This is just a document of a time ending. So for context, if you're wondering why this is so blurry, it's an inset to a live stream.
A couple guys discussing the Masters of the Universe. I got to see it at 7 p.m. Wednesday night, and it was good. It was better than I thought it would be.
It's a lot more jokey than even the trailers let on, but the hit rate was good. It was definitely better than like an MCU movie. It was just fun.
I liked it, and the crowd liked it, and it was a fun night at the movies. Then there's guys like this, and um... they held sway. They still hold sway.
Just as the SJWs were listened to to the detriment of art, the anti-SJWs were listened to to the detriment of art. And as I said in a comics video recently, we need a break. We can't just always be pulled to one side or another by activist shitheads.
So the context is, like I said, this is part of like an hour and a half non-spoiler discussion of Masters of the Universe, and this bloated man baby goes on a rant. Now the reaction has been kind of funny, because if you remember Az from like three years ago with his pronouns, bloody pronouns, that was one of my Breaking Bad moments from the anti-SJW side of YouTube, because he was getting a lot of heat, and I was talking to friends. It's like, oh, this is... it's unfair, because he's exaggerating for comedic effect.
He's doing like a bit right now. It's ironic. And then a friend who spoke to him said, no, he believes every word, and he's very, very proud of it.
The pronouns rant, which was like when you're starting a game, at one point, once, you have to choose pronouns for your character. And never again. It's not like every time you log on, you have to do it.
But there was a period of time for about five years where these bloated man babies were listened to, held sway. Now the funny thing is, this one's so over the top, that the people who promoted guys like Az, they're kind of stepping back like, oh, this guy, this is who you catered to. This is who you promoted for half a decade.
And let's just see it. It's absolutely fucking pathetic. This was Masters of the fucking Blunderverse.
This was Thor Love and Thunder times 10. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. And anybody who says this isn't woke, they're lying to you.
This is the wokest shit I've seen in years, years. Everything from insert the fucking planeteers here to fucking, oh, toxic masculinity on this end. It's all here, every fucking color of the rainbow.
My God, what have we done? Fuck you, Mattel. Fuck you, Amazon. Fuck Masters of the Universe.
After Revelations, after this, we are done. Divorced. I am so glad I spent no more than $20 together on those fucking toys.
You want to know why? This movie's not getting another goddamn dime of my money, nor is Mattel, for the rest of my fucking life. Done. That's all.
Okay, so there's a lot to call out there. First of all, the fake masculinity masking real femininity. Did you notice like the sassy head movements, the sassy like clapping to pray, the basically a Z snap at the end? These are, and I did a video the other day, I didn't upload it because it was, I couldn't quite stick the landing on my thesis, but I think what we are seeing due to, I mean, just a lack of health, terrible food, too much time online, is we are seeing a kind of menopause for men that is like a second puberty, except for turning into men, which they did the first time through puberty, they're turning into women or very feminine men.
Now they will mask this with Leonidas beards and shitty facial hair and being very blustery and loud because that's their idea of being a man. But the sassiness on display, and just the display of it all. I need to be the center of attention.
I need everyone to pay attention to me. All eyes on me. You're the bell of the ball.
So let's go through and I'll stop and I'll just call things out, but I think you got it. There's the screaming as a way to make a point. There's everything that's the worst thing ever.
There's this like teenager style catastrophism. Nothing can ever be described. There's of course the bloated man baby with everything fat on him and inflamed in front of, oh, I'm such a geek.
Here's all the geek stuff I like. By the way, I mainly talk about what I hate. And so let's go through again, but I don't want to spend a lot of time on it.
This is soul destroying. It's just, this is, it's absolutely pathetic. Watch again.
This was masters of the fucking blunder verse. Okay. First of all, they always like to do these little cutesy sassy little terms for things.
The movie's not called masters of the wonder verse. If it was called masters of the wonder verse, calling it masters of the blunder verse, it would be okay. It wouldn't be hilarious, okay.
Universe blunder verse. It's okay. So that's another thing.
They all kind of affect this kind of like 1990s shock jock personality, but with no sense of humor and 30 plus years after that was bold and innovative. This was Thor love and thunder times 10. Okay.
So something bad, but 10 times worse. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. This is the deal where they realize they don't have a great case.
So they just get louder. And like I said, there's this weird power talking, which again, is just like a feminine man trying to mask that with, Oh, what do men do? Oh, they shout really loud. Why are in cartoons? Okay.
And anybody who says this isn't woke, they're lying to you. Okay. So any, so I'm going to make a claim.
I'm not going to prove it. I'm just going to disprove all counter claims. It's so woke.
If someone says it's not woke, they're lying. No evidence, no examples. Well, we're going to get some examples, but they're super vague.
This is the wokest shit I've seen in years, years. Again, makes a claim, realizes he can't really stick it scream louder. Everything from insert the fucking planeteers here.
I'm not sure what the planeteers are. The other thing about this whole Weak Manosphere is that there's a lore. There's like lore on top of lore on top of lore.
So this is probably a reference to an in-joke from 50 live streams ago. There's a diverse cast. That's it.
That's, that's, there's a diverse cast. It's actually a lot of fun. Um, To fucking, oh, Matt, toxic masculinity.
I'm like, how he gets angry, like stumbles over his word. So in one interview, once, although it was repeated a million times by these pussies, one guy connected to the interview said they're like doing a take on toxic masculinity in a lighthearted manner. Nothing is ever lighthearted to these guys.
Like, like I say, it's a joke, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard. Um, the other thing is they like to present this false world where like regular people are like, let me wake up every day and read articles on variety and deadline to decide if I will see a movie.
No, it's just, there's a poster, there's a trailer, there's a commercial, their friends see it just that that's how people see movies, but they're always building this case that like, everything is a flop. Everything is a failure. Everyone hates you.
Everything lost a hundred million dollars. An insider who knows all the secret knowledge of the workings of Hollywood doesn't go to deadline, which prints bad news all the time. They're like, we need to find a bloated man, baby, imbecile thousands of miles away.
Listen, it's all here. Kids. Every fucking color of the rainbow.
You see that little sassy gay men are famous for appropriating black female culture and mannerisms. And that was, that was assy. I've got this new thing where the bottom of the screen is kind of becoming like a dead zone.
So, okay. My God, what have we done? Fuck you, Mattel. Fuck you.
So there was a point in like fifth grade or sixth grade where the girls specifically in the class, I went to a Catholic school. So there's just like one class for sixth grade. They started pretty much like viciously attacking any boy who was still into geeky stuff.
And it was an influence. It got me to stop reading G.I. Joe and drawing my drawings. And then I remember like 30 years later, Greg Rucka was kind of describing like the same thing happening to his son or daughter.
I'm not sure. And I had a different perspective on it. And the perspective was when you're growing up, especially if you're like in a school where it's there's one classroom for sixth grade, you are a cohort.
This is like a group of people in the military who kind of, they go through basic training together. They might go to the same units together. And it becomes a thing that's like, hey, we're growing up.
We can't half grow up. Like we all got to grow up. So while I really was hurt at the time, it's like, why am I being mocked, you know, for doing my little doodles I've been doing for the last six years? Now I kind of understand it because we all kind of need to grow up together.
And it's like this in the fandom. This is, and I got so much heat for it, it seems to be really disappearing. We can't act like this.
It's not funny. It's not fun. It's not, certainly not manly.
These are franchises that were made for kids and we are no longer kids. Now it's fine to still like them, but to be this bloated bald man baby with a shitty goatee yelling, fuck you Mattel, like it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to us as a group, as a cohort, because this is one of us in one respect.
And there's a lot of people like this. Amazon, fuck masters of the universe. After Revelations, after this, we... Oh, that's another thing.
Accumulated grievance. Grievance never goes away. Nobody ever gets over.
So there was a Revelations show, what, like five years ago, four or five years ago. I've heard the second season was actually pretty good. Now as just an adventure show, it was actually good.
As a He-Man show, it was like the cliche of the time. It was the woke era. So Kill, He-Man, Tila's in charge, and Tila's a lesbian.
And that was after they made like half the cast of She-Ra gay. It was a period of time. It's been over for as long as it lasted.
It lasted about five years. It's been over for about five years. But these guys aren't moving on, because these guys, and I'm not trying to focus on this guy, although I'm talking about him a lot, they're bums.
These are a bunch of Joe Lunchpails who bubble fucked their way into more money than they could ever get being productive members of society. And they never wanted to end. So they did a lot of tricks.
I've done a video. It's like all the usual stuff. I called them Dukes of Hazzard villains.
It was like shady politicians, con men, and preachers. They do all these things. They, lowest common denominator, the lowest instincts that people have, the basest instincts, hatred, jealousy, things like that.
And they just foster it and bolster it. So let's go on. I'm very excited to be almost done with this.
And... Oh, that sassy clap with the head shake. Gay men and black women, can you chime in in the comments? Because I think you're probably noticing it more than the average person. The head shake, the fricking clapping.
This is a divorce. So glad I spent no more than $20 together on those fucking toys. You want to know why? This movie's not getting another goddamn... Did he stomp his foot under the desk? I'm in my money, nor is Mattel! Again, this, this, they think this is being manly.
This is, this is masculinity to them. So the toxic masculinity aspect of the movie is that Adam works in HR when he's on earth. And so he's been taught about conflict resolution.
So there's a couple of bits, mostly played for comedy, in the movie where he tries to talk it out. And the thing is, it doesn't work. But at least he tried.
One of the things I didn't like about the He-Man toy line when I was a kid, and I was at the exact perfect age to, you know, be the demographic for it, is I noticed dumb kids gravitated towards it. With Star Wars, with GI Joe, even with Transformers, there were storylines. But with He-Man, and so you would see kids, they would, you know, they would rip off whatever was in the last episode they watched.
But they would do their spin on it. And that's where imagination lives. With the He-Man fans, they would literally just bash them together, and then drop one, and then like raise the other one.
Like, I would go over to kids' houses, and they would play with He-Man. And it was always a disaster. It's like, you like He-Man? I was like, oh, fuck.
And so they go, I got Castle Grayskull. Everyone did. It was actually weirdly cheap for how large it was.
So like, even the brokest kid had Castle Grayskull. So it's like, hey, Skeletor, I'm gonna beat you. No, He-Man, I'm gonna beat you.
And then they would just, they wouldn't even have them fight. They would just bash their chest together, drop Skeletor, raise He-Man, and be like, I'm the winner. And then they would be like, super proud of themselves.
I call these dumb kids Bo's, because that was like a popular country name at the time when I was in Indiana and Nebraska. And again, this is what happens to Bo's. They just get fatter and louder, and dumber.
And this is embarrassing. It's not just, because what they're trying to do is they're trying to kind of distance. They go, oh, this wacky guy, I don't know about this.
Hey, I don't think he likes the movie. You, you, you did this. You created this.
You gave meatheads like this a platform and a community. And it was so bad. So got a little bit of more man baby yelling, and then we are thankfully done.
For the rest of my fucking life. Done. Oh, God.
I'm not gonna say that. I'm just gonna say gay. That with the Z, with the, the neck coordination with the hand signal.
Sassy, sassy. That's all. Anyway, so for context, I didn't watch the entire video, but I watched a couple minutes beforehand, couple minutes afterwards.
The other guy with him looks embarrassed. He looks embarrassed. He looks tired of this.
But that's one of those things with this whole culture war is you get locked into these associations, you know, and a lot of it is like, you're like, oh, I didn't think this guy was the biggest dipshit ever. Like, a lot of stuff was woke. It bothered me.
It bothered him. I assumed he wanted things to get better. They don't want things to get better.
They want AdSense revenue. They want super chats. They want you to buy plushies, because they could never make that much money in the real world.
Because they're, I'm not gonna say they're losers, but they're just like schmoes. They're Joe schmoes. They're Joe Lunchpale.
They were selling vapes over the phone before this. So embarrassing, unfortunately for us all, because again, myself included, we were a part of this. Now, a completely fine defense is, I didn't think these guys were as bad as they were.
Because we were embattled, and we were being attacked viciously on a daily basis as a group, sometimes specifically, and it was rough. It was very strange. It was a very strange time.
But it's been over for as long as it's lasted, and these guys aren't going away. But the thing is, their behavior, as they have less to complain about, because Hollywood did listen to them, and the amount of things that they criticize are basically evaporating. The movie theater is just, the studios are just spamming out low-budget thrillers and horror movies, because that's, if you're just going just completely based off of dollars, that's the safest bet.
One in ten of them will be a hit. One in twenty of them will be a mega hit, and that will pay for all the rest of them. Which, they don't tend to lose money, because they're pretty cheap.
I mean, the story is just like, welfare family adopted a monkey, and then things went bad. I can tell you when things went bad, it's when they adopted a monkey. Yeah, so my friend went to go, or he actually watched Back Rooms, I guess the full thing was on YouTube for a little while.
It's funny, he was telling me about it, I was guessing every single thing that happened. He's like, oh, I bet they mark it, and then when they go back, the marking is gone. He's like, yeah, how'd you know? Because this is the most, they've done this movie a million freaking times.
But we're not supposed to be like this. Men, just humans in general, we're not supposed to be like this. It's understandable when you get pushed, you want to push back, but they're not really pushing us.
These guys look for things. Every single thing. Wolverine gameplay, what is it, like seven minutes long? Looks fucking amazing.
What do they zero in on? Oh, there's like one shot where Deborah Wilson plays Callisto, and Jean Grey isn't pretty enough. These are men who almost never express any attraction to women, but Jean Grey isn't pretty enough. It's just sad.
It's sad, it's pathetic, and it needs to be done. I think we are seeing the ones with better social skills and more intelligence, they're doing this like, oh, they're doing the crazy uncle bit with you. Oh, that's kind of crazy.
They didn't platform these guys for half a decade. They don't still platform them. They still don't use them to say the things that they are too chicken to say, which is one of the reasons you have dipshits like this around you.
You go, oh, I can't say this thing, but I know he'll say it. And then I can be like, oh, that guy, you brought him on. It wasn't assigned by some bureau.
You brought him on because you know he will act like this. The good news is that even that community seems to be getting sick of this and getting embarrassed of this. The bad news is because of their influence on culture, for the next couple of years, there really ain't shit to look forward to.
There's just a bunch of low-budget thrillers and horror movies. The things that we liked, you know, the summer blockbusters or attempted to be summer blockbusters, superheroes, stuff like that, they have done everything they can to destroy that. The good news is that within a few years, AI will be good enough to, so these budgets will be half what they are right now.
So things don't have to make a billion dollars to be profitable. They actually don't have to very rarely. But even Scorsese is like using AI.
It's for storyboards, but it's a start. And he basically said, we have to move with the times. Movies have to adjust to reality and use new technology.
So they're going to start with storyboards and then it's going to be backgrounds and it's going to be sets. And so movies won't cost 300 million to make. You can have a summer blockbuster made for a hundred million, then only have... I hate talking about money.
I don't work at these studios. Why is this constantly the conversation? But yeah, so the movie can be a massive hit again at 250 million, you know, because they spent 75, 85 million to make it because all the super expensive special effects are not as expensive anymore on the sets and things like that. Anyway, go check out Spider and the War.
It's a lot of fun. I just really just enjoy it. And yeah, we've had, we've had enough of this.
What did Az say in his pronouns rant? You're boring. You're so fucking boring. I don't understand how these guys don't have like this constant health problems, like aneurysms and stuff like that.
Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye.
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This is too stupid. This is just a document of a time ending. So for context, if you're wondering why this is so blurry, it's an inset to a live stream.
A couple guys discussing the Masters of the Universe. I got to see it at 7 p.m. Wednesday night, and it was good. It was better than I thought it would be.
It's a lot more jokey than even the trailers let on, but the hit rate was good. It was definitely better than like an MCU movie. It was just fun.
I liked it, and the crowd liked it, and it was a fun night at the movies. Then there's guys like this, and um... they held sway. They still hold sway.
Just as the SJWs were listened to to the detriment of art, the anti-SJWs were listened to to the detriment of art. And as I said in a comics video recently, we need a break. We can't just always be pulled to one side or another by activist shitheads.
So the context is, like I said, this is part of like an hour and a half non-spoiler discussion of Masters of the Universe, and this bloated man baby goes on a rant. Now the reaction has been kind of funny, because if you remember Az from like three years ago with his pronouns, bloody pronouns, that was one of my Breaking Bad moments from the anti-SJW side of YouTube, because he was getting a lot of heat, and I was talking to friends. It's like, oh, this is... it's unfair, because he's exaggerating for comedic effect.
He's doing like a bit right now. It's ironic. And then a friend who spoke to him said, no, he believes every word, and he's very, very proud of it.
The pronouns rant, which was like when you're starting a game, at one point, once, you have to choose pronouns for your character. And never again. It's not like every time you log on, you have to do it.
But there was a period of time for about five years where these bloated man babies were listened to, held sway. Now the funny thing is, this one's so over the top, that the people who promoted guys like Az, they're kind of stepping back like, oh, this guy, this is who you catered to. This is who you promoted for half a decade.
And let's just see it. It's absolutely fucking pathetic. This was Masters of the fucking Blunderverse.
This was Thor Love and Thunder times 10. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. And anybody who says this isn't woke, they're lying to you.
This is the wokest shit I've seen in years, years. Everything from insert the fucking planeteers here to fucking, oh, toxic masculinity on this end. It's all here, every fucking color of the rainbow.
My God, what have we done? Fuck you, Mattel. Fuck you, Amazon. Fuck Masters of the Universe.
After Revelations, after this, we are done. Divorced. I am so glad I spent no more than $20 together on those fucking toys.
You want to know why? This movie's not getting another goddamn dime of my money, nor is Mattel, for the rest of my fucking life. Done. That's all.
Okay, so there's a lot to call out there. First of all, the fake masculinity masking real femininity. Did you notice like the sassy head movements, the sassy like clapping to pray, the basically a Z snap at the end? These are, and I did a video the other day, I didn't upload it because it was, I couldn't quite stick the landing on my thesis, but I think what we are seeing due to, I mean, just a lack of health, terrible food, too much time online, is we are seeing a kind of menopause for men that is like a second puberty, except for turning into men, which they did the first time through puberty, they're turning into women or very feminine men.
Now they will mask this with Leonidas beards and shitty facial hair and being very blustery and loud because that's their idea of being a man. But the sassiness on display, and just the display of it all. I need to be the center of attention.
I need everyone to pay attention to me. All eyes on me. You're the bell of the ball.
So let's go through and I'll stop and I'll just call things out, but I think you got it. There's the screaming as a way to make a point. There's everything that's the worst thing ever.
There's this like teenager style catastrophism. Nothing can ever be described. There's of course the bloated man baby with everything fat on him and inflamed in front of, oh, I'm such a geek.
Here's all the geek stuff I like. By the way, I mainly talk about what I hate. And so let's go through again, but I don't want to spend a lot of time on it.
This is soul destroying. It's just, this is, it's absolutely pathetic. Watch again.
This was masters of the fucking blunder verse. Okay. First of all, they always like to do these little cutesy sassy little terms for things.
The movie's not called masters of the wonder verse. If it was called masters of the wonder verse, calling it masters of the blunder verse, it would be okay. It wouldn't be hilarious, okay.
Universe blunder verse. It's okay. So that's another thing.
They all kind of affect this kind of like 1990s shock jock personality, but with no sense of humor and 30 plus years after that was bold and innovative. This was Thor love and thunder times 10. Okay.
So something bad, but 10 times worse. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. This is the deal where they realize they don't have a great case.
So they just get louder. And like I said, there's this weird power talking, which again, is just like a feminine man trying to mask that with, Oh, what do men do? Oh, they shout really loud. Why are in cartoons? Okay.
And anybody who says this isn't woke, they're lying to you. Okay. So any, so I'm going to make a claim.
I'm not going to prove it. I'm just going to disprove all counter claims. It's so woke.
If someone says it's not woke, they're lying. No evidence, no examples. Well, we're going to get some examples, but they're super vague.
This is the wokest shit I've seen in years, years. Again, makes a claim, realizes he can't really stick it scream louder. Everything from insert the fucking planeteers here.
I'm not sure what the planeteers are. The other thing about this whole Weak Manosphere is that there's a lore. There's like lore on top of lore on top of lore.
So this is probably a reference to an in-joke from 50 live streams ago. There's a diverse cast. That's it.
That's, that's, there's a diverse cast. It's actually a lot of fun. Um, To fucking, oh, Matt, toxic masculinity.
I'm like, how he gets angry, like stumbles over his word. So in one interview, once, although it was repeated a million times by these pussies, one guy connected to the interview said they're like doing a take on toxic masculinity in a lighthearted manner. Nothing is ever lighthearted to these guys.
Like, like I say, it's a joke, not a dick. You don't have to take it so hard. Um, the other thing is they like to present this false world where like regular people are like, let me wake up every day and read articles on variety and deadline to decide if I will see a movie.
No, it's just, there's a poster, there's a trailer, there's a commercial, their friends see it just that that's how people see movies, but they're always building this case that like, everything is a flop. Everything is a failure. Everyone hates you.
Everything lost a hundred million dollars. An insider who knows all the secret knowledge of the workings of Hollywood doesn't go to deadline, which prints bad news all the time. They're like, we need to find a bloated man, baby, imbecile thousands of miles away.
Listen, it's all here. Kids. Every fucking color of the rainbow.
You see that little sassy gay men are famous for appropriating black female culture and mannerisms. And that was, that was assy. I've got this new thing where the bottom of the screen is kind of becoming like a dead zone.
So, okay. My God, what have we done? Fuck you, Mattel. Fuck you.
So there was a point in like fifth grade or sixth grade where the girls specifically in the class, I went to a Catholic school. So there's just like one class for sixth grade. They started pretty much like viciously attacking any boy who was still into geeky stuff.
And it was an influence. It got me to stop reading G.I. Joe and drawing my drawings. And then I remember like 30 years later, Greg Rucka was kind of describing like the same thing happening to his son or daughter.
I'm not sure. And I had a different perspective on it. And the perspective was when you're growing up, especially if you're like in a school where it's there's one classroom for sixth grade, you are a cohort.
This is like a group of people in the military who kind of, they go through basic training together. They might go to the same units together. And it becomes a thing that's like, hey, we're growing up.
We can't half grow up. Like we all got to grow up. So while I really was hurt at the time, it's like, why am I being mocked, you know, for doing my little doodles I've been doing for the last six years? Now I kind of understand it because we all kind of need to grow up together.
And it's like this in the fandom. This is, and I got so much heat for it, it seems to be really disappearing. We can't act like this.
It's not funny. It's not fun. It's not, certainly not manly.
These are franchises that were made for kids and we are no longer kids. Now it's fine to still like them, but to be this bloated bald man baby with a shitty goatee yelling, fuck you Mattel, like it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to us as a group, as a cohort, because this is one of us in one respect.
And there's a lot of people like this. Amazon, fuck masters of the universe. After Revelations, after this, we... Oh, that's another thing.
Accumulated grievance. Grievance never goes away. Nobody ever gets over.
So there was a Revelations show, what, like five years ago, four or five years ago. I've heard the second season was actually pretty good. Now as just an adventure show, it was actually good.
As a He-Man show, it was like the cliche of the time. It was the woke era. So Kill, He-Man, Tila's in charge, and Tila's a lesbian.
And that was after they made like half the cast of She-Ra gay. It was a period of time. It's been over for as long as it lasted.
It lasted about five years. It's been over for about five years. But these guys aren't moving on, because these guys, and I'm not trying to focus on this guy, although I'm talking about him a lot, they're bums.
These are a bunch of Joe Lunchpails who bubble fucked their way into more money than they could ever get being productive members of society. And they never wanted to end. So they did a lot of tricks.
I've done a video. It's like all the usual stuff. I called them Dukes of Hazzard villains.
It was like shady politicians, con men, and preachers. They do all these things. They, lowest common denominator, the lowest instincts that people have, the basest instincts, hatred, jealousy, things like that.
And they just foster it and bolster it. So let's go on. I'm very excited to be almost done with this.
And... Oh, that sassy clap with the head shake. Gay men and black women, can you chime in in the comments? Because I think you're probably noticing it more than the average person. The head shake, the fricking clapping.
This is a divorce. So glad I spent no more than $20 together on those fucking toys. You want to know why? This movie's not getting another goddamn... Did he stomp his foot under the desk? I'm in my money, nor is Mattel! Again, this, this, they think this is being manly.
This is, this is masculinity to them. So the toxic masculinity aspect of the movie is that Adam works in HR when he's on earth. And so he's been taught about conflict resolution.
So there's a couple of bits, mostly played for comedy, in the movie where he tries to talk it out. And the thing is, it doesn't work. But at least he tried.
One of the things I didn't like about the He-Man toy line when I was a kid, and I was at the exact perfect age to, you know, be the demographic for it, is I noticed dumb kids gravitated towards it. With Star Wars, with GI Joe, even with Transformers, there were storylines. But with He-Man, and so you would see kids, they would, you know, they would rip off whatever was in the last episode they watched.
But they would do their spin on it. And that's where imagination lives. With the He-Man fans, they would literally just bash them together, and then drop one, and then like raise the other one.
Like, I would go over to kids' houses, and they would play with He-Man. And it was always a disaster. It's like, you like He-Man? I was like, oh, fuck.
And so they go, I got Castle Grayskull. Everyone did. It was actually weirdly cheap for how large it was.
So like, even the brokest kid had Castle Grayskull. So it's like, hey, Skeletor, I'm gonna beat you. No, He-Man, I'm gonna beat you.
And then they would just, they wouldn't even have them fight. They would just bash their chest together, drop Skeletor, raise He-Man, and be like, I'm the winner. And then they would be like, super proud of themselves.
I call these dumb kids Bo's, because that was like a popular country name at the time when I was in Indiana and Nebraska. And again, this is what happens to Bo's. They just get fatter and louder, and dumber.
And this is embarrassing. It's not just, because what they're trying to do is they're trying to kind of distance. They go, oh, this wacky guy, I don't know about this.
Hey, I don't think he likes the movie. You, you, you did this. You created this.
You gave meatheads like this a platform and a community. And it was so bad. So got a little bit of more man baby yelling, and then we are thankfully done.
For the rest of my fucking life. Done. Oh, God.
I'm not gonna say that. I'm just gonna say gay. That with the Z, with the, the neck coordination with the hand signal.
Sassy, sassy. That's all. Anyway, so for context, I didn't watch the entire video, but I watched a couple minutes beforehand, couple minutes afterwards.
The other guy with him looks embarrassed. He looks embarrassed. He looks tired of this.
But that's one of those things with this whole culture war is you get locked into these associations, you know, and a lot of it is like, you're like, oh, I didn't think this guy was the biggest dipshit ever. Like, a lot of stuff was woke. It bothered me.
It bothered him. I assumed he wanted things to get better. They don't want things to get better.
They want AdSense revenue. They want super chats. They want you to buy plushies, because they could never make that much money in the real world.
Because they're, I'm not gonna say they're losers, but they're just like schmoes. They're Joe schmoes. They're Joe Lunchpale.
They were selling vapes over the phone before this. So embarrassing, unfortunately for us all, because again, myself included, we were a part of this. Now, a completely fine defense is, I didn't think these guys were as bad as they were.
Because we were embattled, and we were being attacked viciously on a daily basis as a group, sometimes specifically, and it was rough. It was very strange. It was a very strange time.
But it's been over for as long as it's lasted, and these guys aren't going away. But the thing is, their behavior, as they have less to complain about, because Hollywood did listen to them, and the amount of things that they criticize are basically evaporating. The movie theater is just, the studios are just spamming out low-budget thrillers and horror movies, because that's, if you're just going just completely based off of dollars, that's the safest bet.
One in ten of them will be a hit. One in twenty of them will be a mega hit, and that will pay for all the rest of them. Which, they don't tend to lose money, because they're pretty cheap.
I mean, the story is just like, welfare family adopted a monkey, and then things went bad. I can tell you when things went bad, it's when they adopted a monkey. Yeah, so my friend went to go, or he actually watched Back Rooms, I guess the full thing was on YouTube for a little while.
It's funny, he was telling me about it, I was guessing every single thing that happened. He's like, oh, I bet they mark it, and then when they go back, the marking is gone. He's like, yeah, how'd you know? Because this is the most, they've done this movie a million freaking times.
But we're not supposed to be like this. Men, just humans in general, we're not supposed to be like this. It's understandable when you get pushed, you want to push back, but they're not really pushing us.
These guys look for things. Every single thing. Wolverine gameplay, what is it, like seven minutes long? Looks fucking amazing.
What do they zero in on? Oh, there's like one shot where Deborah Wilson plays Callisto, and Jean Grey isn't pretty enough. These are men who almost never express any attraction to women, but Jean Grey isn't pretty enough. It's just sad.
It's sad, it's pathetic, and it needs to be done. I think we are seeing the ones with better social skills and more intelligence, they're doing this like, oh, they're doing the crazy uncle bit with you. Oh, that's kind of crazy.
They didn't platform these guys for half a decade. They don't still platform them. They still don't use them to say the things that they are too chicken to say, which is one of the reasons you have dipshits like this around you.
You go, oh, I can't say this thing, but I know he'll say it. And then I can be like, oh, that guy, you brought him on. It wasn't assigned by some bureau.
You brought him on because you know he will act like this. The good news is that even that community seems to be getting sick of this and getting embarrassed of this. The bad news is because of their influence on culture, for the next couple of years, there really ain't shit to look forward to.
There's just a bunch of low-budget thrillers and horror movies. The things that we liked, you know, the summer blockbusters or attempted to be summer blockbusters, superheroes, stuff like that, they have done everything they can to destroy that. The good news is that within a few years, AI will be good enough to, so these budgets will be half what they are right now.
So things don't have to make a billion dollars to be profitable. They actually don't have to very rarely. But even Scorsese is like using AI.
It's for storyboards, but it's a start. And he basically said, we have to move with the times. Movies have to adjust to reality and use new technology.
So they're going to start with storyboards and then it's going to be backgrounds and it's going to be sets. And so movies won't cost 300 million to make. You can have a summer blockbuster made for a hundred million, then only have... I hate talking about money.
I don't work at these studios. Why is this constantly the conversation? But yeah, so the movie can be a massive hit again at 250 million, you know, because they spent 75, 85 million to make it because all the super expensive special effects are not as expensive anymore on the sets and things like that. Anyway, go check out Spider and the War.
It's a lot of fun. I just really just enjoy it. And yeah, we've had, we've had enough of this.
What did Az say in his pronouns rant? You're boring. You're so fucking boring. I don't understand how these guys don't have like this constant health problems, like aneurysms and stuff like that.
Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye.
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