#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[MisterCH 86]

I think someone thanked Comicsgate early on in a Rippaverse book, can't remember what one tho

Well it's good to see that Rippaverse is decent enough to thank somebody from comicsgate, because I know for a fact I won't see anybody from comicsgate do anything like that for them.

 

[Adamska]

Eh, fuck it, might as well dissect the raging ramblings of a retard who gets pissy with the cops and pulled over every year and is incapable of learning how not to do that.

I was likeNo, but also yesIt's kind of an awesome. But yeah, so if you get into ConanThere is a ton of loreThere's a huge community and there's just people just there's whole channels where they just talk about ConanSo I'm reading all kinds of different Conan stuff weirdly enough. The only thing I'm not readingIs the original not currently I've tried so many times something aboutRobert E. Howard's writing style.

By reading he mostly means wacking it to Arnie's film. The only ones I think he read were maybe some of the Dark Horse ones, but more likely the Savage Avengers or some really tarded take. Man admits he's not able to read on a 6th grade level, given that you can rather easily do so. This ain't like Pride and Prejudice.

It just makes my mind blue screenThere's a lot of3,000 years ago the Zarathustra went to the Zarathustra and they spoke to the wizard ZarathustraAnd he told them I'm not actually the wizard ZarathustraI'm a different wizard who but I also named Zarathustra

Nice misrepresentation from Dickie. To give you an idea on how profoundly illiterate and retarded he is admitting to being, these books he claims are so hard to read are COMPILATIONS LIKE A MARVEL ESSENTIALS BOOK. The average Conan story, since they were the comics of their day and were bought in magazine formats, were like 20-50 pages. The only difference was there was basically no pictures. Hell, it's more like manga or early comics, hence why he's mad.

Because how dare things change or stick. He, I mean, the IPs, they need to go on and never grow up. HE DON'T WANNA GROW UP WAAA-

but I can't actually finish the novella

He literally cannot read 10k words. How did this fucktard even get a GED or graduate high school?

oh, let me see what's happening with the culture war nothingnothing they are inso inMovies and you know mediaWar is always depicted as like total war like total defeat of the enemy

No; your lame and gay rageouts at bums from 11 years ago means you're projecting dumbass dickie. There's a difference between assuming something is shit and being pleasantly surprised and then changing your mind, and whatever the hell the random snipes at people a decade ago is.

If you want to keep pretending to be hip and cool by appealing to zoomers to peg you, you might want to shut the fuck up about Antos, Glass, and Mags. Because raging about a tranny you wanted to fuck is not heckin' wholesome with your rebrand you moron.

Although apparently there was a huge thing aboutKevin Feige's hat. IJust I think it's that's that's a whole that's a whole family right thereShe Hulk streaming series and Kevin Feige's hat the showrunner wanted to put a hat onThis robot named Kevin because that was a joke and apparently she almost quit over it and it's not like the funniest joke everIt is kind of weird though.

The guys you call clowns at most reference this flop from four years ago because of the twerking segment, or because they have the 'protagonist' tell the man who tried to kill himself but Hulk said no she had it worse.

So let's just talk about Conan now.

Nah, you don't get to, since you chose to waste half the runtime by crying about shit you don't understand. I've known druggies more coherent than you.

NoJust everybody liked it.

And the view metrics will show that no one cares, since Gunn had his shots and he's being outed as a narc like you Meyer.

he good news was always there is there's a million cool things to get into

I mean this is the only thing he said I agree with. I chose to for the fuck of it read a manga (suffah dickie) from Tezuka I never had the time to. Really enjoy Black Jack, and tbh if Rippa continues to try and get other guys to publish non-capeshit, I might see if I can get that pirate book for a price that's reasonable. A crime doctor with a heart of gold could even be a good idea.

Because that's the thing; besides a few items of capeshit, I don't give much of a shit for it anymore. Especially since nothing sticks anymore. It's why I read the old runs.

But yeah, reminder this faggot only cared about GI Joe. And that by his logic, no one should because it's an old lame and shit IP. Why read that when you can just read newer and better runs?

He'd tard out if he did hear that. Good thing Pvt Pyle learned the art of running away.

 

[Tepes Thot]

Speaking of which. I got some stuff through Rippasend recently that looks fun

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Ok, this genuinely peaked my interest. This is sick.

 

[SargonF00t]

What is VikkiVerse's twitter handle?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Speaking of which. I got some stuff through Rippasend recently that looks fun

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Yeah that does look pretty fun.

Whats the best Rippaverse books anyways

 

[MisterCH 86]

Yeah that does look pretty fun.

Whats the best Rippaverse books anyways

Depends on your taste. At this point there is something for everyone depending on genre.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Oh yeah guys Rippaverse DOWN BAD!!!

Notice how it's more than one.

 

[Strix454]

What is VikkiVerse's twitter handle?

https://x.com/TheVikkiVerse

What the fuck is this faggot actually talking about???

Its Richard's theory of "fake fandom". All kinds of people (like Eric July) are pretending like superheroes and marvel comics because they are popular right now. But those people like Eric July are unworthy according to Richard of being comics fans and are not really comics fans. Being a comic fan and being able to speak on comics requires in Richard's mind a lifetime of commitment. Its not reading comics. Its like a way of life and only the few (like Richard) are able to do it.

The few people who do videos about Conan right now are "real fans" because they are mostly old men like Richard and are totally obsessed with everything about the character. There are no "fake fans" because there is no mainstream popularity for the character right now.

Richard is also a "real" conan fan who doesn't like the work of Conan's creator Robert E. Howard or his conan novels. The contradiction of being a "real" conan fan who only likes derivative works - like comics - based on Conan rather than the actual original Conan stories - is lost on Richard.

The irony is that its easy to see that Richard himself is the fake conan fan who is probably only a conan fan due to the movies that came out when he was a kid in the 1980s and doesn't like the real conan stories at all.

Typical Richard,

 

[MisterCH 86]

Oh yeah guys Rippaverse DOWN BAD!!!View attachment 9432407
Notice how it's more than one.

Oh yeah, it's REALLY doing bad. The growing fandom, the projects that keep coming out, the tens if not hundreds of thousands of satisfied customers, the multi-millions of dollars they keep making, the animated shorts that I've seen so far and the holiday box sets REALLY convinced me above all else. Oh I can not WAIT to find out how Frog faggot and Peggy the Zack cope over finding out about this. I bet they're going to say it's either an act of desperation, they're going to say he spent more money than he has making all this or they're going to complain about it being too early for the holidays just because....They can I guess. I mean it wouldn't be the first time they did something like that, so why would they stop now?

 

[YaSoiWack]

The irony is that its easy to see that Richard himself is the fake conan fan who is probably only a conan fan due to the movies that came out when he was a kid in the 1980s and doesn't like the real conan stories at all.

Typical Richard,

I think it's more to do with the fact that it's about a muscular man running around in nothing but a loincloth.

 

[Travoltron]

Richard is also a "real" conan fan who doesn't like the work of Conan's creator Robert E. Howard or his conan novels. The contradiction of being a "real" conan fan who only likes derivative works - like comics - based on Conan rather than the actual original Conan stories - is lost on Richard.

The irony is that its easy to see that Richard himself is the fake conan fan who is probably only a conan fan due to the movies that came out when he was a kid in the 1980s and doesn't like the real conan stories at all.

Let's be honest, Ya Boi Zack is simply too dumb to read real books. He's admitted that he has the attention span of a gnat.

 

[IceSculptor549]

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@FROG bro, just come out already

11:17

GRASPING AT STRAWS- DoomTubers DESPERATELY Try To Make The Well-Reviewed LANTERNS Show Look Bad
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These guys Smoke They smoke yeah, wow, and they're bad And you know what they taught a dog to smoke Do you believe that Sure, I believe that. Yeah. Well, it's true And they taught him to beg for cigarettes door to door So right away when this poor little devil would would ring your doorbell with this noise, you know right away what he wanted So he'd give him a cigarette and he'd take it back to these guys who waited by the fence to smoke And they didn't care who saw them smoke These guys sure smoked Hi everyone, it's your boy zach 52 years old I don't know feels like I should sunset That uh What would be a screen name? Um, but anyway, um wasn't gonna make a video but I ordered some pokey and I just kind of can't really concentrate on anything else um pokey has a rather checkered history in the uh, the rgv It's a hawaiian dish Nobody really understands it it uh You can tell sometimes when they think it's like oh this is like ceviche, right? Not really.

Oh, this is like salsa. Sometimes you'll get like really wet uh pokey with too many, um Too much seasoning on it. But anyway, they seem to have finally learned So i'm very excited about it and um uh rewatched lanterns episode one Uh, also I think ghost in the shell episode 7 is out today pretty excited about that but I gotta say lanterns was Even better the second time there is so much if you're watching it with a friend And you turn to comment on something that just happened And Three things will happen while you are describing it.

So I noticed a bunch of stuff a lot of jokes. It's a very tight script like You can't take a bathroom break You can't check your phone like you just got to stare at because they pack a lot into this pilot, which is I'm i'm standing fast on this the best superhero pilot As much as arrow really really really fell off I thought the pilot was quite good And I rewatched it actually it's probably a while ago But it held up the last time I rewatched it which was a while ago but anyway, um the lanterns is It's kind of a funny thing because the usual suspects are like Hiding and peeking Like they're trying to get the lay of the land. It's like it's james gun.

It's lindelof and it's tom king But everybody likes it Like I don't know what to do So so they're taking little pot shots but as far as I can tell none of them have actually just like Reviewed it a show that's been out for a couple days and i've seen Twice and what they have done is they kind of like talked around it or just like I said Just kind of like sniped out at little pot shots And this shit is like some weak weak sauce like They're tattling on john stewart for lighting a woman's cigarette It's like the first thing this guy did as a green lantern was use his ring to light a cigarette it's like I mean technically he smashed him off right before that but Also, he wasn't a green lantern. He was just kind of holding the ring and kind of like showing off um One of the things I really like about the show is Kind of everybody's smart Um, usually in these shows there's like one smart guy and everyone's just trying to keep up But everyone's pretty smart. So someone will come up with a plan and then another person will say I know what your plan is stop that and then a third person will like pretend to not know the plan and then they'll do something to counter the plan they're like I could tell what you were doing um, so really good, um Uh, I got no notes really at all Yeah When hal jordan flew it didn't look great I just I just think it's just you know, at some point It's a six-year-old man hanging from a wire that they erased digitally.

It's never gonna look the coolest um But the stuff they are grasping at I saw one interview or not interview, but uh It wasn't a review. It's just it was just like A bunch of pot shots, but they were terrible it was just like like Speed running through literally 20 reviews and reading sentence fragments sarcastically. It's like Lentence is a show on hbo max.

Well, that's one way to describe it. That's not That wasn't a joke That wasn't a setup. That wasn't a punchline.

That was just you reading a sentence fragment. That was objectively true sarcastically, so so they've complained about I mean, it's just so dumb as dumb as you think they are They're they're reeling because they've they've you know, this is basically the third strike for them this year. They wanted odyssey to flop huge hit critical commercial um, they didn't support Spider-man, but then they bandwagoned and everyone's like nice try bitch You would have loved to celebrate this failure or falling short and now it's like crossing two billion on the way to 2.5 billion um, so they they complain that um, john stewart used the ring to light a cigarette They'll get like really like ned flanders when it suits them and then when it doesn't they don't they don't care It's like she's a bloody bitch.

She is But heroes shouldn't smoke Um, well technically he didn't smoke he was being a gentleman and lighting the cigarette of the woman's whose guts He just rearranged like a gentleman um but uh smoking These guys smoke and they're bad. They taught a dog to smoke um uh Uh, they don't like that. There was premarital sex.

They don't like that. Uh Hal jordan was kind of ornery in kind of a rooster cogburn way Uh, but more charming one of the funniest things is they will argue against things That happened. It's like Why does the white man have to die? It's like well all white men die eventually Also Are you sure he's dead because we they confirmed that there are 14 alien species on earth that can Mimic humans in every single way down to mris um We have established that there are holograms or holograms That look exactly like them so is he dead maybe Maybe not Um, but a very very good mystery.

So heroes can't die heroes can't have problems. That's a new one um heroes have to have everyone like them, which is funny because they make a A repeated point that Hal jordan is famous. He's been famous since the 80s um Uh, and basically everybody loves him Like he'll just go to a taco stand.

Everybody recognizes him um, and they're getting autographs. They're happy to see him and then like Three people don't like him In a nebraska town that let's be honest is probably half alien. I think that's the twist I think the people you think are aliens like oh the The dad of the lawyer who looks like he's the same age as his son I'm saying the sheriff.

I'm saying the female sheriff because at one point she she just does how really dirty It's like he's got no friends. He's got no family. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

It's like Oh, no He's been a hero, you know since the 1980s I think he does. I think something happened. I mean they set it up He had two weeks where he just kind of disappeared.

He's like, oh I was stopping a civil war on this planet, uh or Sinistro planted a seed in your mind and it's growing and you're turning into parallax. Oh, apparently you can't do that Heroes can never be villains heroes can never be replaced heroes can never have rivals Everyone just has to like each other um And uh, it's It's pathetic. I mean this this point has been hammered home by a million people, but bro Just get a regular job man god damn Like you guys are just grasping at straws.

It's like oh Why why does he have? Of a physical costume he creates it with the ring Well when ryan reynolds came out and he had a digital costume you complained about that So remember all the stuff you complained about and they didn't do it again. And now you want it back It's just I don't know. It's dumb It's uh, it's an awesome show.

We are lucky to have it. Um, it reminds me of that. What is that babylon b? uh terrible news the worst person, you know just Had a good idea.

It's basically that times three It's like Don't you really hate james gunn? Damon lindelof and tom king. Well, I got bad news for you They just turned out in a fucking amazing show and uh, how can they turn out an amazing show when they've done stuff? That was terrible. Um, it's because people are complex people can learn Uh, sometimes one person can hold too much sway and so their bad idea bad ideas get approved But it seems like in this one They all kind of kept each other in check So like there's james gunn but a little bit there's damon lindelof, but within a reasonable amount there's traces of tom king um uh throughout and it is just It's freaking fantastic.

It is absolutely Fantastic i'm so excited about it. Um I don't really care about some dopey culture war thing But it's it's just it's interesting the patterns that emerge where they have to like oh shit I don't know what to do. I don't know.

I don't know what my audience is going to support I'm supposed to hate this but everybody likes it I thought they were going to pull a penguin and just basically be quiet for a week and let you know Consensus decide what their opinion is but this one it was just it was you know, it was james gunn and it was lindelof and it was Uh tom king it's like ah and it's like no no, they did a great fucking job Lanterns is a streaming show. I guess that's right. What the fuck is What is that? Anyway, I think my pokey is almost here.

Thanks for watching. Bye
[SPOILER\]

 

[Travoltron]

Ethan van sciver is an abomination of a man. He would lie about his own DAUGHTER if it got him internet clout......in fact I believe he DID at one point, and THAT was about the adult diapers he said were for her...... yeah his not even 10 year old daughter is supposedly wearing ADULT MALE XL diapers.....

What's the context for this diaper thing? Knowing a little about Parkinson's Disease... if he's buying adult diapers, it's for his wife. If he's blaming his daughter to cover for his wife, that's still low.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

What's the context for this diaper thing? Knowing a little about Parkinson's Disease... if he's buying adult diapers, it's for his wife. If he's blaming his daughter to cover for his wife, that's still low.

People noticed that when he does his boring endless 5+ hour live streams he never gets up to go to the bathroom, even though he's over 50 years old. So when it was discovered that he was getting targeted adult diaper ads on his browser, they rightly surmised that he was wearing them during his streams and pissing in them like the disgusting degenerate he is.

 

[MisterCH 86]

What's the context for this diaper thing? Knowing a little about Parkinson's Disease... if he's buying adult diapers, it's for his wife. If he's blaming his daughter to cover for his wife, that's still low.

No, they were men's diapers. And to answer your question, he inadvertently admitted it when he tried to say they were for his daughter who's not even in the double digits of her age yet. Trust me they're not for his wife......Or don't trust me. Either way the damage to his reputation has been done.

 

[Mr Processor]

"I was likeNo, but also yesIt's kind of an awesome. But yeah, so if you get into ConanThere is a ton of loreThere's a huge community and there's just people just there's whole channels where they just talk about ConanSo I'm reading all kinds of different Conan stuff weirdly enough. The only thing I'm not readingIs the original not currently I've tried so many times something aboutRobert E. Howard's writing style." -- Zack

Typical of him, "I love Conan but I hate Robert E. Howard's writing." He really should have added, "Because I'm retarded and big words make my brain hurt."

He literally cannot read 10k words. How did this fucktard even get a GED or graduate high school?

This reminds me of the time he said he went "to college" and was in class with retards. My Sherlock Holmes level insight was, if Richard is in a "college" class with retards, what does that say about him? Honestly they hand out high school diplomas like prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks these days.

 

[Adamska]

doesn't like the real conan stories at all.

He openly admitted that the short stories written for a young adult tier level that is usually only 20-40 pages long is too hard. That's a level of illiterate retardery that takes nontalent to get to.

He is also claiming to be a real fan after shitting on every iteration of comics until the late bronze age, and tried to shit on Jack Kirby and the other guys who could produce. Mainly because he wants to cope that he's better by not producing and hiring browns he wants to fuck or use AI to do the job for him as he sits and rocks back and forth reading the comic made only for him that he does not send.

My casual ass is more a comic fan than Pvt. Pyle here, and I've been sick of and tired of all capeshit for half a fucking decade. As in I can't be fucked to even watch the shit anymore half the time.

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If he can do a collection of non capeshit works like that pirate run, I might get one of these if the pricing isn't too ridiculous.

Also it ain't shocking Dented Dickie is retarded enough to scream that you should like a show that feels shame about the Green Lantern corps and killed Hal Jordan as written by the faggot behind Lost. I can't wait for him to Peter Pan syndrome rant at people younger and more successful than him.

Maybe reading hard words would've helped retard; you are allegedly a writer and those require vocabulary and experience with the medium beyond staring blankly at the muscle men pictures.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

DoomTubers

Dick, you're not smart and no one likes you.

These guys Smoke They smoke yeah, wow, and they're bad And you know what they taught a dog to smoke Do you believe that Sure, I believe that. Yeah. Well, it's true And they taught him to beg for cigarettes door to door So right away when this poor little devil would would ring your doorbell with this noise, you know right away what he wanted So he'd give him a cigarette and he'd take it back to these guys who waited by the fence to smoke And they didn't care who saw them smoke These guys sure smoked

Another pointless intro that has nothing to do with the video, isn't funny and dosen't make of Frame his point.

 

[Grumpus]

Well it's good to see that Rippaverse is decent enough to thank somebody from comicsgate, because I know for a fact I won't see anybody from comicsgate do anything like that for them.

No chance, that would go against Dear Father! Would get excommunicated from the Family!

 

[Strix454]

No chance, that would go against Dear Father! Would get excommunicated from the Family!

Kind of exactly what happened with Yellow Flash. Ethan's Fatwa on Eric July is not a suggestion.