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Is that really the final artwork, and not just work in progress shots? I like Narwhal's art, but what the fuck happened between this.
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And this!?
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LMFAO what is this shit? This is fucking terrible, no shits were given while drafting this.
Gotta love that he's using shitty basic bitch 3D backgrounds because drawing straight lines to a vanishing point is too hard. He should probably stick with it seeing it almost looks like a real production compared to his actual backgrounds, at least it shows a semblance of structure.
 
Here's the thing; I actually think Narwhal's style was really, really intriguing with Foreign Agent. I didn't sign up for the book (which speaks more than words, I know), but I think it was more polished there, and a lot more fitting. The artstyle and color palette was equally subdued, yet characteristic enough to make an impression.

499 went from looking closer to that, to now looking like a Spongebob storyboard set with less line work and an Andy Warhol paint job. And I don't think Zack is blameless in that. Likely the opposite.

We see this a lot with creatives who have a breakout success, as far as the term goes in any given context. They have a seemingly unorthodox style that's moderated by a want and pressure to gain credibility in their field. When they get it, they get arrogant, allow their pretense to take control, and overindulge, failing to actually improve on what made their work resonate, or pick up the slack where it was lacking a little (or a lot).

Bird, Whedon, Gunn, Kojima, Bleszinski, Howard, arguably Tom King, just to name a few. As much as Manga is kicking American comics in the teeth, a lot of those writers run into the same problem.

The thing is that neither Zack or Narwhal are on that level, and that's within the confines of comics. No offense to either of them, but those are the facts.

@FROG has the right idea. The indie comic rush isn't going to last forever. At some point, you're going to have to start reaching more than three to ten thousand people. And you're not going to do it by being artsy all of sudden.
 
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It's just rich that Richard is willing to back that. Combine that with his "I'm too good to commit to what I promise" and I'm done with his bullshit. He's turning into the next Mitch with that bullshit.

I don't accept that sanctimonious horseshit from more talented people than him, so he's done as far as I give a shit.
WTF is going on with Zack? Somebody fill me in. I stopped paying attention to this in like 2019.
 
WTF is going on with Zack? Somebody fill me in. I stopped paying attention to this in like 2019.
He got a partnership with Sylvester stallone, did a shit job promoting it which could've been a easy half to a million dollar fundraiser, made topical political books like pandemic and ballad of no, got lazy with fulfillment, He cucked to waid and launched shit books like 499 and Rock and Roll Ninjas when the morale for him is at all time lows during the cucking to waid.
 
Is that really the final artwork, and not just work in progress shots? I like Narwhal's art, but what the fuck happened between this.
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And this!?
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We don't know yet. Looks like he's trying to do something different for this particular story.

But if you've read his prior books, you know what he's capable of. Looking at each individual drawing and complaining is like having your nose pressed against a Monet painting.

If you are interested, wait for the finished piece of work, read it, and then make a judgment.
 
One thing I have to add, out of pity for Frog more than anything, is that he's not the only one spouting dubious pretentious bullshit about Narzack.

The -Zack suffix has been effusively praised for its 'incredibly fertile mind' by none other than Chuck Dixon recently.

And [shock reveal] the Nar- prefix has been effusively praised by none other than [dun dun DUNNN] the Evil Doug TenNapel!

That's right, even after leaving and violently shitting all over CG, ol' Doug still had a warm place in his heart for Narwhal, who he pretty much praised as a genius.

So NARZACK is endorsed not just by idiot Frog, by also by the creators of Bane and Earthworm Jim.

Narzack is for real! LOL maybe Narzack is the future of CG.
A lot of it is indie 80's and 90's Nostalgia.

Narwal has this rough but unique art style one could find in 80's indie comics (I mean, have you seen the first issue of TNMT)
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And Zack has the insane ideas the Image (or Vertigo) guys would come up with in the 90's.

When established pros will praise someone they probably see something in them and it is also important to mark every word, because what they don't say is often some sort of a diss, for instance Chuck Dixon telling that YBZ has a fertile mind can easily hide a "but dude can't write for shit".
 
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It boils down to this. Zack made his name on being the basic dude who knows what he likes. Relatable, funny, likeable. He built his channel by roasting the pretentious political amateur garbage coming out of the mainstream. We loved him for it. But this is what happens when you give a guy more validation than he can handle. This is where we discovered that the core of Zach was more upset that he couldn't be part of the mainstream. Once the dream was effectively fulfilled and he made it big, suddenly he's the idea man who can turn anything into gold. He was not nor ever will be a serious "artist" because he is not a serious thinker. I caught him blathering about religious tolerance because he had a kid with a Muslim woman, which was an incredibly stupid thing to do when he's essentially an agnostic type. But hey, who needs to talk about ideas when you just can't say no to a wiggling burka?

Narwhal's style is a troll on western comics pretending what is good enough for a comic strip is good enough for a comic book. Like a comic strip, every panel is begging for a punchline. It's distractingly bad and takes away from any attempt at serious storytelling. Perfect for the funnies, terrible for a comic book. He even managed to make the colors so vomit-inducing it makes me think of the time I got sick from drinking milk and Hawaiian Punch one right after the other when I was a kid. My heart goes out to the epileptic reading those panels too quickly.

Frog's famous lack of principles is showing up once again. All that really matters is personal loyalty. What's that? You have someone on your team who has an alcohol problem? Ah, I can't tell someone how to live their life! A couple of comic con-artist pros can't handle a deadline to save their lives and sell out their patrons to Wally World? I'll conveniently be the last one to criticize them! Zack going down in flames? That's alright he's served his purpose, but to double down on his bad decisions let me promote the digital dribble of a fat oceanic unicorn.
 
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Trump-related content? GTFO!
That's not how it went.

Ethan just said "Yeah I dunno I don't think we should be making Trump books or anything political that'll be outdated in a few years." and people got angry. Tim didn't have to leave--he was still on CG streams after the 4th of July mega stream, and he was still working on Cash Grab with Cecil and Nerkish. I still don't really know why Tim and Nerkish left that book. But either way, I don't think Ethan every said "YOU MUST LEAVE CG FOR MAKING TRUMP BOOKS" I just think he and Tim butted heads a little, so Tim left.
 
That's not how it went.

Ethan just said "Yeah I dunno I don't think we should be making Trump books or anything political that'll be outdated in a few years." and people got angry. Tim didn't have to leave--he was still on CG streams after the 4th of July mega stream, and he was still working on Cash Grab with Cecil and Nerkish. I still don't really know why Tim and Nerkish left that book. But either way, I don't think Ethan every said "YOU MUST LEAVE CG FOR MAKING TRUMP BOOKS" I just think he and Tim butted heads a little, so Tim left.

Hey guys! Look even though I framed my entire persecution and exit from DC and subsequent YouTube channel aimed at Trump conservatives for being a Trump supporter... let's not make Trump books. And don't go saying pride is a sin because I have a lot of gimp gear and Liberacci cosplay in my closet. Hope that makes sense, now give me your cash for Ribbitcoin piggies!
 
Hey guys! Look even though I framed my entire persecution and exit from DC and subsequent YouTube channel aimed at Trump conservatives for being a Trump supporter... let's not make Trump books.
There's nothing wrong with that. Trump doesn't have to be on everything--he doesn't have to be the focus of our comics, especially when CG started because we were fed up with politics being shoved down our throats.

At the same time though I don't care if somebody makes a Trump book. I bought all of Tim's Trump books and they were funny. But there's nothing wrong with Ethan saying "Let's do something other than parodies."
And don't go saying pride is a sin because I have a lot of gimp gear and Liberacci cosplay in my closet. Hope that makes sense, now give me your cash for Ribbitcoin piggies!
Well yeah, don't go lecturing your customers.

There's one thing everybody needs to keep in mind: IF IT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS DON'T DO IT.
 
Hey guys! Look even though I framed my entire persecution and exit from DC and subsequent YouTube channel aimed at Trump conservatives for being a Trump supporter... let's not make Trump books. And don't go saying pride is a sin because I have a lot of gimp gear and Liberacci cosplay in my closet. Hope that makes sense, now give me your cash for Ribbitcoin piggies!
Incessantly repeating these deliberate lies doesn't make them true or you correct.

Most or many CGers probably voted for Trump. Despite that, making Trump comics seemed short sighted, to me in 2018, for creators who are trying to build an indie comics scene. I was speaking of Chuck Dixon. I felt the creator of Bane should be creating something that might last, rather than trying to get Steve Bannon's attention with goofy Trump worshiping pamphlets. (I didn't give a shit about Tim Lim.) Trump comics have a limited shelf life, and without me promoting them, had a very limited audience. But by all means, make exploitation shit if you want.

Turns out, Tim Lim finally stopped being a hysterical woman, and took my advice. No longer making Trump shit, his numbers are finally growing.

The "Pride Is A Sin" incident was the 4th or 5th super-provocative Mike S Miller troll, and I'd had enough of his bullshit. He's an asshole that can't get out of his own way, and sabotages his own success. I was tired of answering for him where his activities brought my channel negative attention.

All of this shit is now 3, going on 4 years old. Obviously, in retrospect, I was right all along.

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"No, I insist that this is bad, and that it meets Jon Malin's criticisms of bad artsy comics bullshit."

Gotcha, Mister Dongs. Malin isn't here defending Narwhal or Zack.
 
Incessantly repeating these deliberate lies doesn't make them true or you correct.

Most or many CGers probably voted for Trump. Despite that, making Trump comics seemed short sighted, to me in 2018, for creators who are trying to build an indie comics scene. I was speaking of Chuck Dixon. I felt the creator of Bane should be creating something that might last, rather than trying to get Steve Bannon's attention with goofy Trump worshiping pamphlets. (I didn't give a shit about Tim Lim.) Trump comics have a limited shelf life, and without me promoting them, had a very limited audience. But by all means, make exploitation shit if you want.

Turns out, Tim Lim finally stopped being a hysterical woman, and took my advice. No longer making Trump shit, his numbers are finally growing.

The "Pride Is A Sin" incident was the 4th or 5th super-provocative Mike S Miller troll, and I'd had enough of his bullshit. He's an asshole that can't get out of his own way, and sabotages his own success. I was tired of answering for him where his activities brought my channel negative attention.

All of this shit is now 3, going on 4 years old. Obviously, in retrospect, I was right all along.

It's not a deliberate lie it's an inconvenient truth. You constantly try to re-write history to frame yourself in positive PR light but none of us have forgotten who you are.

Simply because you aren't getting A-logged about your insane behavior doesn't mean you didn't punch that ticket then jump off the train before it got to Auschwitz.

Jumping in front of criticism of Zack and Narwhal to protect lazy, unfinished, ugly garbage won't end the way you think it will. See Streissand effect.

Those Trump books sold like gangbusters. Tim Lim wasn't the first, and definitely not the only person to make Trump comics. Why did he quit making them? Because Trump lost. Instead of being a bitch he curb stomped your ass so you'd be afraid to fuck with him again and that worked.

The only way anyone can get you to call off your gay ops crew is to pimp slap you or your family so hard your kids feel it.

"No, I insist that this is bad, and that it meets Jon Malin's criticisms of bad artsy comics bullshit."

Gotcha, Mister Dongs. Malin isn't here defending Narwhal or Zack.

You shouldn't be defending Narwhal or Zack either. It's boring and says at the bottom of every page not to do it.

You're not posting a "different opinion" on this. You're deliberately shielding your personal friends in the kkkommunity. You have some creepy vested interest in seeing 499 succeed and you're closer to the poo than anyone should be. Truth is I, we, no one has to read 499 to know its one of the worst comics ever made.

Dickie Meyer spent years saying "bla bla bla look at this! It sucks! Just look at it!"

Now that we judge his awful decisions and goofy cornball behavior by the same measure we're supposed to accept Dickies half assed work as comics genius. "Artsy and creative" are just flowery buzzwords for shitty.

Shill this turd book on twitter where your sycophants can all cheer and lick your ass if that's what you WANT. I have a feeling you prefer the truth from people who don't have anything to gain or lose from you.

Here at the farms very few of us are connected to you in any way. We're far more likely to offer an unbiased opinion than someone who you can silence on twitter or blackball from CG.

Many of us used to collect comics and agree with you about the industry, most of us have quit comics completely.

I'm not going to include any Narwhal work if I can avoid it because it's simply the worst in every way. The colors...Mormon Jesus they are terrible. An eyesore.

Anyway you're not helping Zack, you're enabling him.
 
You shouldn't be defending Narwhal or Zack either. It's boring and says at the bottom of every page not to do it.

You're not posting a "different opinion" on this. You're deliberately shielding your personal friends in the kkkommunity. You have some creepy vested interest in seeing 499 succeed and you're closer to the poo than anyone should be. Truth is I, we, no one has to read 499 to know its one of the worst comics ever made.

Dickie Meyer spent years saying "bla bla bla look at this! It sucks! Just look at it!"

Now that we judge his awful decisions and goofy cornball behavior by the same measure we're supposed to accept Dickies half assed work as comics genius. "Artsy and creative" are just flowery buzzwords for shitty.

Shill this turd book on twitter where your sycophants can all cheer and lick your ass if that's what you WANT. I have a feeling you prefer the truth from people who don't have anything to gain or lose from you.

Here at the farms very few of us are connected to you in any way. We're far more likely to offer an unbiased opinion than someone who you can silence on twitter or blackball from CG.

Many of us used to collect comics and agree with you about the industry, most of us have quit comics completely.

I'm not going to include any Narwhal work if I can avoid it because it's simply the worst in every way. The colors...Mormon Jesus they are terrible. An eyesore.

Anyway you're not helping Zack, you're enabling him.
Who the fuck is this Frog guy we're all talking to?
 
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