Commando: The Thread

[Cats]

Let's talk about how why the film Commando from 1985 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is the greatest film of all time.

It has everything from scenes of Arnold feeding deers, to the best one liners of all time and the greatest theme song in any movie (2nd place is Day of the Dead of course)

What is your favorite scene? Favorite character? Mine is obviously John Matrix, because he is a True And Honest Hero.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I like the scene where John Matrix lets the leprechaun fall into a ravine and says "Luck of the Irish, Sully"

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Favourite scene is where Bill Duke and Schwarzenegger break down a door into another hotel room and theres a guy getting pegged by a hot babe.

Favourite quote is from the directors cut where Rae Dawn Chong says to Schwarzenegger "it's you! You're the commando"

Favourite character is the 3rd extra who gets shot by Matrix when he gets the m60, feel like that character could have been expanded on and his arc wasn't really resolved.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

He is one gigantic motherfucker!

 

[The Magnificence]

Oh, I thought those was a thread about our shared love of freeballin'.

I have nothing to say about the film.

 

[Cats]

You fuckin' whore.

 

[The Magnificence]

Flattery will get you nowhere, sir.

Cold, hard cash, on the other hand...

 

[JimJams1998]

I lied.

 

[Wraith]

Movie has a tragic ending. The little girl Arnold saves at the end of the movies ends up growing up to become alissa milano.

 

[TurdFondler]

I thought this was a thread about not wearing underwear under your pants

 

[Champion The Wonder Horse]

"John! I've got your daughter John!" - Australian Freddie Mercury larper in a chainmail vest

I'm pretty sure I know every line in this film by heart, and the sporting goods store scene is life goals.

 

[Cats]

John? I'll be ready, John.

 

[Champion The Wonder Horse]

John? I'll be ready, John.

Excuse my friend, he's dead tired

 

[Cats]

Let off some steam, Bennett.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

John? I'll be ready, John.

Fuck you asshole!

 

[cypocryphy]

Where's CompyRex when you need him....

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ve never seen it. Can’t be better than Suburban Conmando though. I mean, that movie has our very own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Can’t be better than Suburban Conmando though.

 

[Abella]

I like when the mulatto girl pulls out the rocket launcher and uses it.