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ACTIVATION WORD: DAMN THAT PUSSY NICEIs there any way we can somehow get bossman into federal trouble so biden can save him?
Right after they sent him to rehab too. They flipped the switch on our boyHe now officially has 5 years of prison time over his head
Sign an executive order making crack legal? Hunter would go for it too.No, he's not charged with a federal crime, it's all state level shit, nuffin Biden can do here.
Biden has already gotten a lot of shit for pardoning a perpetual white trash fuckup who does nothing but smoke delicious crack-arooski crack rocks all day. Doubt he can get away doing it twice.This is nuts man. when are we gonna get bossman streaming again? maybe biden can pardon him if we all write letterss?
Counterpoint, what exactly can the fucking rats do to him at this point other than kvetching since they already shoved him out of the office.Biden has already gotten a lot of shit for pardoning a perpetual white trash fuckup who does nothing but smoke delicious crack-arooski crack rocks all day. Doubt he can get away doing it twice.
Maybe I'm being dumb and overlooking something obvious, but how are you getting that this is related to his car break-in case? On the document you posted it says it was for violating the 07/02/2024 offense:We now know why Austin has been reincarcerated. The Commonwealth of Virginia has violated Austin on his Felony Probation from 2015. He now officially has 5 years of prison time over his head. The warrant appears to be for 12/9/2024 but Austin is already back in custody.
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As a reminder, this is the sentencing from that 2015 felony conviction where Austin had almost 20 felony charges and they plea dealed him down to just 2. He was 13 months away from being clear of this when he committed the drug possession/domestic violence. If you dont know the Austin lore, you can literally google it https://nkccnews.com/local-news/2014/12/11/three-arrested-connection-vehicle-break-ins-brickshire/
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The Offense is "Violation of Probation On A Felony Offense". Austin is only on probation for one felony offense, his car breakins conviction from 2015. He has no other felony convictions.Maybe I'm being dumb and overlooking something obvious, but how are you getting that this is related to his car break-in case? On the document you posted it says it was for violating the 07/02/2024 offense:
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Which would line up with his crack charge from this summer:
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Bossman has REALLY fucked himself.
Offering to Fuck the Judges Mom was probably not the best legal strategy.Bossman has REALLY fucked himself.
This is what happens when you run out of chances and diversion programs... the court and judges get PISSED and throw the book at you.
I suspect old Bossman is going to get some hard time for all of this
The best comment I can make on this without a dissertation is that this is caused by Virginia handling the types of cases Austin has across three independent courts.Sorry, but a bit confused here...
@lolcowsupreme has shown that he's back in jail because of his shennanigans from July 2nd, and not because of the shennanigans afterwards (although I'm sure they played a role in this decision). And it was clear they were willing to let him out on bond for the purposes of rehab because he was relassed from jail (you know, after breakfast on Wednesday, before being hauled in the very next day in time for lunch). And no new charges would suggest that he may actually have followed all of the conditions of his bond for that (short) time.
So then... WHY? Why go through all of the trouble of a court date (after many continuances) to set bond, and have Bossman wait all of that time after approving bond for the conditions to be met... just to release him and then IMMEDIATELY go "Mmmm... actually, no. Tell the flat-foots to bring him back"? Why wouldn't they have decided this BEFORE letting him out on bond? Will his family lose the money for the bond even though it doesn't look like Bossman did anything to violate his most recent bond? Is this just a case of one hand not knowing what the other is doing? Is it because the system is too slow/too inefficient and weird takesies-backsies like this happen often?
Do you think he might have actually violated his bond/caught new charges, and the system is just a little slow and they haven't been entered yet?
The right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing is classic bureaucracySorry, but a bit confused here...
@lolcowsupreme has shown that he's back in jail because of his shennanigans from July 2nd, and not because of the shennanigans afterwards (although I'm sure they played a role in this decision). And it was clear they were willing to let him out on bond for the purposes of rehab because he was relassed from jail (you know, after breakfast on Wednesday, before being hauled in the very next day in time for lunch). And no new charges would suggest that he may actually have followed all of the conditions of his bond for that (short) time.
So then... WHY? Why go through all of the trouble of a court date (after many continuances) to set bond, and have Bossman wait all of that time after approving bond for the conditions to be met... just to release him and then IMMEDIATELY go "Mmmm... actually, no. Tell the flat-foots to bring him back"? Why wouldn't they have decided this BEFORE letting him out on bond? Will his family lose the money for the bond even though it doesn't look like Bossman did anything to violate his most recent bond? Is this just a case of one hand not knowing what the other is doing? Is it because the system is too slow/too inefficient and weird takesies-backsies like this happen often?
Do you think he might have actually violated his bond/caught new charges, and the system is just a little slow and they haven't been entered yet?
"Differed' disposition should be deferred I think?