Communists - That time when 100 million people died wasn't REAL communism, comrade

[Cosmos]

I'm pretty shocked that we don't have a general thread on communists already, so I guess I'll go ahead and pop the cherry. This is a thread where we can laugh at communists and their shitty ideas.

Here are some bonus pics that make fun of communists:

 

[GS 281]

I'm pretty shocked that we don't have a general thread on communists already, so I guess I'll go ahead and pop the cherry.

Communists are p old school for the internet. Its more about ANTIFA and all that now.

We do have a thread on leftyfurs and it is all-encompassing

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

Communists are p old school for the internet. Its more about ANTIFA and all that now.

We do have a thread on leftyfurs and it is all-encompassing

ANTIFA and Communists both have two things in common.
Their ideologies will never work, and they are now represented by rich college white kids LARPing as guerrillas/Bolshiveks.

 

[GS 281]

they are now represented by rich college white kids LARPing as guerrillas/Bolshiveks.

good way to put it

 

[Postal Dude]

Have you ever tried communist food?

Neither have they.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

my specific brand of communism has not been put into fruition yet

 

[BB 876]

I feel like the ANTIFA thread is a catch-all for these types of idiots, but not every twitter commie has the gumption to step outside and stir shit like ANTIFA does.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I thought we had rules about starting threads about children?

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

I feel like the ANTIFA thread is a catch-all for these types of idiots, but not every twitter commie has the gumption to step outside and stir shit like ANTIFA does.

In the end, all those troons and cosplayer will end up in gulag if they get their way. History isn't kind to "revolutionaries". Like how Stalin purged the Soviet Inner circle and repopulated it with his cronies.

 

[Sanshain]

Spoiler: Obligatory for any Communist thread

 

[CWCchange]

You can't deny the quality workmanship of glorious East German cars!

...and by "cars," I only mean one choice if you're lucky enough to receive.

 

[ICametoLurk]

You can't deny the quality workmanship of glorious East German cars!

...and by "cars," I only mean one choice if you're lucky enough to receive.

Yugo best car.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

The triggered commies in the comment section lol

 

[Lackadaisy]

 

[Bob Page]

The triggered commies in the comment section lol

This comment from that vid had me in stitches.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Because a guy who caused the deaths of 70 million of his own people is a great role model, amiright?

What, you didn't know that Jesus was actually a black Communist? There's probably plenty more out-of-context Bible quotes that will prove it to you.

I'm sure that Communist Russia was well-known for being supportive of gay people. (Spoiler alert: it wasn't.)

I'll let you figure out this one for yourself.


If you want more juicy content, I recommend checking out r/LateStageCapitalism. (No, it's not satire. I wish it was satire.)

 

[ICametoLurk]

The guy in the Maoist picture in the OP is Bob Avakian. I wrote about him here
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-59#post-2304350
and here
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-60#post-2317211

He's a lolcow among Communists.

 

[Lackadaisy]

If you want more juicy content, I recommend checking out r/LateStageCapitalism. (No, it's not satire. I wish it was satire.)

LateStageCapitalism is like a modern day, online freakshow with free admission.

 

[El Garbage]

• Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
• Adam and Eve were communists! They had no clothes, no house and no food aside from some apples, and they thought they lived in paradise.
• Why did the communist cross the road? Asking that question is anti-soviet activity, and is punishable with the penalties prescribed in the first part of Article 58 of the Criminal Code

 

[InLivingTuna]

my Government and Economy teacher was talking about communism today and he put on this video, it's funny but I'm really not sure how this is supposed to make me buy Wendy's