Communists - That time when 100 million people died wasn't REAL communism, comrade

[Dr. Meme]

As a communist supporter myself, I have to agree. Modern Communists are such cringelords, most of them haven't even read Marxist theory or hegalian dialectics like i have, and just pretend that communism will magically work once we kill all the rich people. Makes me ashamed to call myself a red sometimes.

 

[HG 400]

As a communist supporter myself, I have to agree. Modern Communists are such cringelords, most of them haven't even read Marxist theory or hegalian dialectics like i have, and just pretend that communism will magically work once we kill all the rich people. Makes me ashamed to call myself a red sometimes.

Would you say those communists make communists like you look bad?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Would you say those communists make communists like you look bad?

not to be reductive, but yes. modern communism is a shell of its former self, theres no stalin for modern communists like me to rally behind

 

[Linako 2.0]

Anyone remembers former member BurningLove?
he was some tranny Commie or something who had beef against me for being a libertarian at the time, was a huge commie and got banned for sperging infront of Surtr. He also did Heroin

 

[Schwachkopf]

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This shit legit had me dying out of laughter, great thread OP.

 

[HG 400]

Anyone remembers former member BurningLove?
he was some tranny Commie or something who had beef against me for being a libertarian at the time, was a huge commie and got banned for sperging infront of Surtr. He also did Heroin

He was a garbage spastic who couldn't string a sentence together without it being a sobbing self-pitying rant about how hard his life was and how terrible his millionaire parents were, despite the fact that they literally paid for everything and gave him enough walking around money to be a heroin addict and nothing whatsoever was expected of him.

Every time NYC gets a spate of fentantyl-boosted garbage I smile and hope it takes somebody he truly cares about.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

not to be reductive, but yes. modern communism is a shell of its former self, theres no stalin for modern communists like me to rally behind

So you are saying that the movement for True Communism has been Stallined for good?

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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Because a guy who caused the deaths of 70 million of his own people is a great role model, amiright?

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What, you didn't know that Jesus was actually a black Communist? There's probably plenty more out-of-context Bible quotes that will prove it to you.

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I'm sure that Communist Russia was well-known for being supportive of gay people. (Spoiler alert: it wasn't.)

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I'll let you figure out this one for yourself.


If you want more juicy content, I recommend checking out r/LateStageCapitalism. (No, it's not satire. I wish it was satire.)

I'm pretty shocked that we don't have a general thread on communists already, so I guess I'll go ahead and pop the cherry. This is a thread where we can laugh at communists and their shitty ideas.

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Here are some bonus pics that make fun of communists:
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Hardcore Communists and Anarchists I really can't stand those fucking faggots!
Are people like phil or trigglypuff ready to work the fields? Are they ready to work in factories?
No! they just want to continue to either sponge off others or have some imaginary cushy position for themselves.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

Hardcore Communists and Anarchists I really can't stand those fucking faggots!
Are people like phil or trigglypuff ready to work the fields? Are they ready to work in factories?
No! they just want to continue to either sponge off others or have some imaginary cushy position for themselves.

They also aren't intelligent or ambitious enough to get a position in the party elite. So the trigglypuffs will be lined up against a wall and shot then rendered into candles.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I can at least respect the likes of Che and Castro who actually did something and put in the hard work for their cause.
today's so called "revolutionaries" are nothing but a bunch of useless limp wristed faggots that assault elderly people in Trump hats.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

Meh, communist , fascist or whatever follower of x ideology are boring and you always know what they will say.
The exceptional individual who follow that ideology are funny because they are retard.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Meh, communist , fascist or whatever follower of x ideology are boring and you always know what they will say.
The exceptional individual who follow that ideology are funny because they are exceptional individual.

*unless the person is well read in theory and books on said ideology. blind followers are nothng but sheep

 

[MW 002]

It's highly ironic when self proclaimed "queer" people voice their support for communism. They don't realize that being LGBT (especially in the Soviet Union) was a death sentence- they'd more than likely send you to a gulag for less reasons than simply being a faggot.

None of these commies would actually want to live in a communist country though- that would mean they'd have to stop being Crustpunks and actually work for less than minimum wage just because the system would require them to if it were to work. These are the same kind of people who bitch about capitalism because they don't like that the minimum wage isn't $15 an hour.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

*sees featured thread*
Hey, this could be interesting
*the thread is in disco instead of deep thoughts*
Welp, this is going to be a shitshow

 

[frozenrunner]

You can't deny the quality workmanship of glorious East German cars!

...and by "cars," I only mean one choice if you're lucky enough to receive.

Fuck. Now I wanna go play Jalopy.

 

[Pikimon]

Communism could totally work if we disregard absolutely everything about economics, psychology, sociology, human rights and governmental function tbh

 

[TrannyLindsayLohan]

I actually had a DSA drone the other day legitimately tell me Cuba wasn't actually communist and admit he had no idea who Che was.

 

[Ariel]

I think day dreams and LARPS about communism could be weeded out if all teenagers are forced to do a shitty menial job during school holidays.

 

[Clownfish]

It's highly ironic when self proclaimed "queer" people voice their support for communism. They don't realize that being LGBT (especially in the Soviet Union) was a death sentence- they'd more than likely send you to a gulag for less reasons than simply being a faggot.

The key to changing a society is destroy the family unit and destroy it's moral fabric. The Alt sexuals are being given privileges for now to achieve said goals. Once the new society is brought into being is when they will be removed.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I actually had a DSA drone the other day legitimately tell me Cuba wasn't actually communist and admit he had no idea who Che was.

Tbf it's socialist(not socialdemocrat) having a communist party rulling don't make you commie (Moldova and nepal aren't communist regime as much the First have a commie president arround 7 year and the parlament majority arround 1year).
Still don't chance anything good or bad about cuba saying if it's socialist or communist and that guy is stupid.
Pd: Sorry for the powerlevel