Community Driven Happening Feed (Version 1)

[off meds / online]

I was actually one of the last people to have seen that girl's tits.

is...is she dead?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Luckily women take money for sex, it's a cost saver in the long run if you think about how much you'd spend actually dating them.

tfw to fat for a relationship

 

[off meds / online]

tfw to fat for a relationship

if you're hot enough, women will pay for dates. not being ugly is the real money saver.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

is...is she dead?

No, for awhile I had morals and didn't go after her because she was married. I jumped on it when she divorced and went back to the nudie bar. I only saw her post implants, I was aware her original boobs were cute but I missed her first nudie bar run. She took three weeks off to get these d implants and she filled out that golden corral apron much nicer. I like natural titties the best but some bolt ons look good if the girl keeps her midriff tight. We got a lot more lunch traffic from men who missed her at the nudie bar when she lost the pregnancy weight and got tighter work pants.
I looked her up this morning, she looks pretty good for 33. Think of a brunette Bethany Lorraine but with that huge italian nose.
She's on her 3rd sugar daddy husband since 2007. There's plenty of newer girls now and I can let it go.

Truth be known this uptight ex mormon chick was our hottest waitress but she radiated that anti-sexiness that diminished her 10/10 lanky hot body a bit.

 

[orelpuppington]

i saw a dog in the store today sitting in the child's seat of the cart like a person

edit: this is almost exactly what it looked like
but replace the other dog with an old lady

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

is it really cancel culture if cry himself made a whole video about how the accusations were entirely true, though?

I don't think so. That's why I put it in quotation marks.

@Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo why do you sound like what troons on twitter imagine everyone on kiwi farms to sound like?

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Luckily women take money for sex, it's a cost saver in the long run if you think about how much you'd spend actually dating them. It took me 6 months of too many mall trips, casual dining dinners, movies, beach trips and gifts to bang my first gf and she drooled when we kissed and laid there like a corpse. It was like .02 better than jacking off. Never again.

Tell us more about how bad you are at sex and how unappealing you are to women.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I don't think so. That's why I put it in quotation marks.

@Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo why do you sound like what troons on twitter imagine everyone on kiwi farms to sound like?

I dunno. I started on the internet during the heydey of livejournal and when 4chan didn't suck. I don't plan on changing. The more the moral panic thought police want me to stop being like this the more I dig in.

expand...

Tell us more about how bad you are at sex and how unappealing you are to women.

Why the fuck do I care? I found my way in life.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I dunno. I started on the internet during the heydey of livejournal and when 4chan didn't suck. I don't plan on changing. The more the moral panic thought police want me to stop being like this the more I dig in.

Yep, that's another one for my cringe collection.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Yep, that's another one for my cringe collection.

Hey, I'm true to myself. I'm not as devastated by the end of the world as others because I know my place in it. I'm not going to fall in line.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Hey, I'm true to myself. I'm not as devastated by the end of the world as others because I know my place in it. I'm not going to fall in line.

You're too fat to fit in the line anyway lol

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously though, it's not like I disagree. Some accusations are genuine though. But the surplus of false accusations make me automatically disbelieve most abuse accusations online nowadays.

There's one way to identify a false accusation.

Is it on Twitter?
It's a lie.

Not all lies are on Twitter, but if it is on Twitter, it is 101% a lie.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Hey, I'm true to myself. I'm not as devastated by the end of the world as others because I know my place in it. I'm not going to fall in line.

It seems like you don't enjoy having sex with women, can't form a romantic connection with women, and you obsess over prostitutes as an ego trip rather than out of genuine sexual interest.

Basically you're a fag and you should admit that to yourself.

 

[off meds / online]

It seems like you don't enjoy having sex with women, can't form a romantic connection with women, and you obsess over prostitutes as an ego trip rather than out of genuine sexual interest.

Basically you're a fag and you should admit it to yourself.

at least other men will pay for dates, even if you're ugly

 

[I don't like jews]

If you want to bang who-ors thats fine, but dont brag about it on the internet like it's an accomplishment

 

[off meds / online]

If you want to bang who-ors thats fine, but dont brag about it on the internet like it's an accomplishment

purchasing pussy is about as impressive as buying a can of coke

 

[Hitman One]

I pay for a dominatrix but not for hoors. You've got to be willing to really shell out though, you get what you pay for.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Luckily women take money for sex, it's a cost saver in the long run if you think about how much you'd spend actually dating them. It took me 6 months of too many mall trips, casual dining dinners, movies, beach trips and gifts to bang my first gf and she drooled when we kissed and laid there like a corpse. It was like .02 better than jacking off. Never again.

I pay taxes and leading up to the pandemic even volunteered at food pantries and taught some art classes. For free. I can buy what people are already selling. The nudie bar is honest.
They're not pretending to like my favorite game or my favorite music, they are there to show bobs and vagene to whoever wants to make that transaction.
The whole twitch instathot egirl thing is a massive manipulation and people often don't even get to see the tits.



It's really unbelievable that a Golden Corral waitress would strip and suck dick for cash? Where do you live that it doesn't happen?
They go through cycles of being married, pregnant, then divorced and in want of quick cash. Clearly you've never lived in South Carolina. When I was assistant manager of the place 80 percent of my waitresses were in some phase of bouncing between there, Hooters and the nudie bar the next town over. I was actually one of the last people to have seen that girl's tits. I held out.

I met Hillary Fisher during Master's week right before she posed for Playboy, she actually looks much better in person than their airbrushed bullshit photos.

I'm a gross white trash asshole but I never burned down my own neighborhood and I'm pretty nice to the women I interact with irl.
If they disappoint me I just move on, instead of abusing them. There's always more.

No, for awhile I had morals and didn't go after her because she was married. I jumped on it when she divorced and went back to the nudie bar. I only saw her post implants, I was aware her original boobs were cute but I missed her first nudie bar run. She took three weeks off to get these d implants and she filled out that golden corral apron much nicer. I like natural titties the best but some bolt ons look good if the girl keeps her midriff tight. We got a lot more lunch traffic from men who missed her at the nudie bar when she lost the pregnancy weight and got tighter work pants.
I looked her up this morning, she looks pretty good for 33. Think of a brunette Bethany Lorraine but with that huge italian nose.
She's on her 3rd sugar daddy husband since 2007. There's plenty of newer girls now and I can let it go.

Truth be known this uptight ex mormon chick was our hottest waitress but she radiated that anti-sexiness that diminished her 10/10 lanky hot body a bit.

Cool. Didn't need to know that. Also, way to overcompensate.

 

[I don't like jews]

Hold on a second just let me log onto a forum based around laughing at retards online and go into my sex life in great detail

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

It seems like you don't enjoy having sex with women, can't form a romantic connection with women, and you obsess over prostitutes as an ego trip rather than out of genuine sexual interest.

Basically you're a fag and you should admit that to yourself.

If I decide to start fucking dudes I'll tell Kiwifarms first. My Dad left early on and my retarded con mother and bitch sisters "ran" the household, of course I'm fucked in the head.. If I do start to fuck dudes I'd find one that looks like Reviewbrah or Michael Cera. Kimcella dressed like him awhile back and it was kinda hot.

You gotta admit this thread is a nice break from 1488 niggdemic posting.

All I'm saying is I've found services and products I enjoy and I'm fine with it.