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Dude that article was posted on ZH months ago.
To be clear, it was originally published on the MatI site months ago, but just this week republished on ZH.

Edit: New Chris letter from some Twitter sped. Here's our thread. It is less speddy than the last two and includes a bit about his life in jail as well as some new "dimension merge" mythology. It also indicates that Barbara wrote him at least one letter.
 
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I know it’s generally considered bad form to let the cows get to you, but of all the ones I follow Gunt is probably the one I would most like to see get knocked on his ass. He’s not even really the worst cow in terms of sheer horrific content and actions, but he is just so god-damned smug and unlikeable it’s really difficult at times to restrain feeling genuine hatred for the man.
You should challenge him to a boxing match if you hate him so much, I've heard guntspergs love these.
 
I know it’s generally considered bad form to let the cows get to you, but of all the ones I follow Gunt is probably the one I would most like to see get knocked on his ass. He’s not even really the worst cow in terms of sheer horrific content and actions, but he is just so god-damned smug and unlikeable it’s really difficult at times to restrain feeling genuine hatred for the man.
He had the hardest fall from grace
 
He had the hardest fall from grace
He wasn't even considered a lolcow for years, or at least not much of one. But he decided to go on some autistic white trash crusade against Jersh because whatever, some dumb joke nobody remotely rational would even take offense at.
 
He wasn't even considered a lolcow for years, or at least not much of one. But he decided to go on some autistic white trash crusade against Jersh because whatever, some dumb joke nobody remotely rational would even take offense at.
Man, I watched the killstream almost every day for 3 years. It was what I listened to at the gym. I was there when the pillstream happened and could hardly wrap my head around what I was hearing. I stopped listening for a while shortly after, then came back and said "what in the FUCK happened!?" I'm one of the people he'd start screaming at as a "FAKE FAN PEDOPHILE KIWIFARMS USER". This guy was on top of the damn world and now he's an incomprehensible junkie.

I can't even understand how anybody listens to his show anymore.
 
He wasn't even considered a lolcow for years, or at least not much of one. But he decided to go on some autistic white trash crusade against Jersh because whatever, some dumb joke nobody remotely rational would even take offense at.
Man, I watched the killstream almost every day for 3 years. It was what I listened to at the gym. I was there when the pillstream happened and could hardly wrap my head around what I was hearing. I stopped listening for a while shortly after, then came back and said "what in the FUCK happened!?" I'm one of the people he'd start screaming at as a "FAKE FAN PEDOPHILE KIWIFARMS USER". This guy was on top of the damn world and now he's an incomprehensible junkie.

I can't even understand how anybody listens to his show anymore.
I don't know much about the Gunt besides his recent sperging. Can anyone give me a quick recap for him? I know he was popular and did bloodsports with Metokur (or at least talked to Metokur at some point in time).

What is the content in the Killstream when it was good, and what is it now?
 
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I don't know much about the Gunt besides his recent sperging. Can anyone give me a quick recap for him? I know he was popular and did bloodsports with Metokur (or at least talked to Metokur at some point in time).

What is the content in the Killstream when it was good, and what is it now?
I don't want to shit up the happening feed too much, but I can give a basic rundown as a former fan.

Metokur wasn't really that much part of the show in the grand scheme of things. They probably did 900 episodes and you could count how many times Jim was on with your fingers and toes. That wasn't to say metokur didn't contribute to it's success. A lot of people found it from Jim's archive channels.

Ralph was a big part of bloodsports, yes, but that wasn't what the show was about primarily. It was mostly covering the news with banter between the hosts, with guest sections and callins. The guests were usually pretty interesting and some of the calling regulars were very perplexing and entertaining individuals.

There were semi-frequent episodes with debates between (sometimes huge) personalities and that's what followed the bloodsports format. Ralph was a pretty decent moderator and he mostly got out of the way of the participants to say whatever they wanted and only stepped in when they became inaudible due to talking over eachother. The magic sauce though was that people would say the weirdest shit on the killstream that they simply wouldn't otherwise. Boogie being the most stark example where he would start talking about intimate personal details that he never revealed anywhere else. I think Ralph created an environment that made that possible.

Trust me when I say that it wasn't just braindead poltards... he ran it successfully for a very long time for a reason and some of the funniest damn things I've ever heard came from that show. If you're interested, I'm sure there's archives of the show everywhere. It's difficult to imagine how Ralph could have made something like the Killstream if you're just looking as his current state.

It was the drinking every night that did him in. He felt like he couldn't run the show without alcohol. I got to watch a guy give himself brain damage in realtime.
 
What is the content in the Killstream when it was good,
Somewhat like a Rush Limbaugh with a southren accent who would name the Jew, even now he has a damn near encyclopedic memory of political players in DC including think tanks.
and what is it now?
Lemmie tell YOU somin you fuckin kike, you're a ayyyyylog pedophile!
 
It was the drinking every night that did him in. He felt like he couldn't run the show without alcohol. I got to watch a guy give himself brain damage in realtime.
I'm on the side of those who say the divorce accelerated things. For the sake of the summary I'll elaborate; some time around 2016 Ralph was sleeping off an alcoholic stupor in a hotel lobby and was confronted by cops. He supposably took a swing at one of them and failed to connect, but was arrested, convicted for a felony, and sentenced to eight months in jail and a few years on probation. A few months after his release from jail (were he got pretty skinny and looked actually kinda good) his wife, a UK citizen, divorced him since she wanted to stay in the UK and Ralph wouldn't be able to move there while on probation and maybe not afterwards depending on what the UK's version of La Migra decides. That's around the time when things started going downhill. You'd think the experience would be a wake-up call telling him he needs to get his drinking under control, but he seemingly made no effort to do so and we have circumstantial evidence he's been doing Xanax and cocaine besides.

As a former KS fan myself, the loss of potential really is quite sad.
 
I'm on the side of those who say the divorce accelerated things. For the sake of the summary I'll elaborate; some time around 2016 Ralph was sleeping off an alcoholic stupor in a hotel lobby and was confronted by cops. He supposably took a swing at one of them and failed to connect, but was arrested, convicted for a felony, and sentenced to eight months in jail and a few years on probation. A few months after his release from jail (were he got pretty skinny and looked actually kinda good) his wife, a UK citizen, divorced him since she wanted to stay in the UK and Ralph wouldn't be able to move there while on probation and maybe not afterwards depending on what the UK's version of La Migra decides. That's around the time when things started going downhill. You'd think the experience would be a wake-up call telling him he needs to get his drinking under control, but he seemingly made no effort to do so and we have circumstantial evidence he's been doing Xanax and cocaine besides.

As a former KS fan myself, the loss of potential really is quite sad.
I miss Nora, like Zidan she was a great part of the show.
 
He wasn't even considered a lolcow for years, or at least not much of one. But he decided to go on some autistic white trash crusade against Jersh because whatever, some dumb joke nobody remotely rational would even take offense at.
I wholeheartedly believe he was trolled into being a lolcow. Leading up to the Corn Joke, there was a lot of RalphALogs going hard against him and anyone associated with him, primarily Dick Masterson, but also Null a bit too. I remember being really peeved at them, thinking they were the worst kind of Kiwi Farmer. Those who venomously hates their chosen cow and don't relish their crazy antics,. They actively seek to cause them harm and get mad if you don't hate them too. Darkside Phil has a lot of those too.

Possibly they saw something I didn't. At the time I really liked Dick and Null. I didn't care for Ralph, but I'd listen when he got guests that I like, Dick, Jim, Null, Dame, etc. I definitely believe he's worthy of a board at the moment, maybe I was blind to it then, but I really think the people trolling him caused him to go off the deep end and make decision after exceptional decision that made him the monumental lolcow he is now.
 
Leading up to the Corn Joke, there was a lot of RalphALogs going hard against him and anyone associated with him, primarily Dick Masterson, but also Null a bit too.
Ah, I was going to mention Dick in my previous post but it slipped my mind. I think he played a big part in Ralph's downfall too because Ralph saw this guy who, at least externally, projected this picture of being a massively financially-successful podcaster while also engaging in hedonistic sex and doing charcuterie boards of drugs, and thought, "this is what I can be as well." Maybe there was a point where Dick could have gone, "look, bro, what your'e seeing is all just a character I play. You shouldn't idolize the jackass I'm only pretending to be. Put down the bottle," but then those text message leaks happened and… my God, maybe it's not just an act after all…
 
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I don't know much about the Gunt besides his recent sperging. Can anyone give me a quick recap for him? I know he was popular and did bloodsports with Metokur (or at least talked to Metokur at some point in time).

What is the content in the Killstream when it was good, and what is it now?
There can't be a quick recap.

Ralph rose to some minor prominence during GamerGate, but since he didn't have the charisma of Metokur or smug british accent of Sargon or insane grifting abilities of Milo, he ended up as a bottom feeder with his blog, where he posted "alternative" news. He always had drinking problems and thin-skin, but he wasn't so bad as he is now. He had some minor spergout over that "behind Arby's" joke from 8chan and then they catfished him for dickpics, but nothing serious, since after some time he got jailed. To be honest, jail helped him, since he came back thinner and didn't dive back into the liquor from the getgo. His thread was basically dead too.

EDIT: I forgot to add that despite what any guntsperg is going to tell you, despite his drinking problems and character flaws back in 2016-2018 Ralph wasn't nearly as bad. Fuck, he even had an account here where he didn't sperg at people and managed to keep it cool despite people shitting on him. Can you imagine him doing this now? I can't. Fuck, in his brief 2018 slapfight with KoP he was looking like a normal one and now they are indistinguishable.

He came back from jail at the right time though, because Krautist was caught red-handed running gay ops on some right wingers and this led to the series of debates between skeptics and alt-right, since back then gay debates were preferable format. The most popular of them was Spenser-Sargon debate hosted by Andy Warski and of course many others jumped on the bandwagon. However, it wasn't just debates to prove who is right, it was more like a Jerry Springer show, where they had no problems with ad hominem attacks and other shit. Metokur found this format entertaining and endorsed it, but people like Sargon, who at that point saw himself entering real politics and was higher on his own farts than ever, was looking down upon it, since "it didn't help the culture war" or some gay shit like that. He was also mad because he wasn't a center of attention. All of this is now known as Internet Bloodsports.

I am not going to torture my memory with recalling every IBS cesspit, but the most prominent were Baked Alaska(?) with Baked Alaska, Morning Kumite with TonkaSaw, Andy Warski show with Andy and JFG and Killstream with Ralph. I mention them, because it quickly turned into Battle Royale of internet spergs, where all you had to do is to stay alive longer than the rest. Killstream outlasted all of those because:
- Baked fucked himself by trying to squeeze into Ice Poseidon circle and turning on his fans to impress some thot, that cucked him in the end. It didn't play out and he burned that bridge to move to grift another movement instead.
- Warski Show died because Andy and JFG parted ways, because Tonka told him it would be better. It turned into a wreck by that point anyway.
- Morning Kumite... Oof, like Ralph later Tonka decided that he was the star of the show and it all went to shit. He later got caught running gay ops on Andy. Then challenged Andy to a fight and you know the rest.

All those trashfires kept Killsteam from dying, not to mention BoulderStream, Carl going after Metokur and his self-immolation after that, etc. But the problem was that eventually he ran out of targets and it happened exactly at Knoxville. At that point Killstream was banned from YT after raising money for kids with cancer and it obviously hit it's numbers pretty hard. Also, Ralph's drinking problem became apparent. At Knoxville he took an unfortunate picture where you could see his gut and you know the rest, however, for some reason he took it really badly, so people kept adding fuel to the fire. He made it here and lashed out at Null because he thought that he is better. And from there it only went downhill, some time later his wife left him and then he was streaming so wasted, that he couldn't start OBS for more than an hour. He then got a little better in spring - early summer of 2020, but then went back downhill so far, that now everyone's seen his sextape.

Now stop derailing this thread.

I remember being really peeved at them, thinking they were the worst kind of Kiwi Farmer.
They are. Anyone, who spends their days seething over some barely functional human and lashes at anyone who doesn't, should kill themselves.
 
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