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User @Don't Tread on Me noticed that transracial superstar, Oli London, has announced he's getting a penile reduction surgery to make it fit the Korean average of 3.5 inches. People of all ethnicities and political persuasions are pissed.

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He also announced his divorce with Cardboard Jimin in the UK, with the paperwork citing "irreconcilable differences"
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HiramTheGrift said:
User @Don't Tread on Me noticed that transracial superstar, Oli London, has announced he's getting a penile reduction surgery to make it fit the Korean average of 3.5 inches. People of all ethnicities and political persuasions are pissed.

Archive 1 and Archive 2
He also announced his divorce with Cardboard Jimin in the UK, with the paperwork citing "irreconcilable differences"
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what the fuck... first nipple surgery, then penile reduction surgery.. this man is actually fucking insane, I haven't even THOUGHT about that at ALL.

and IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING SEND THAT CERTIFICATE?!? "Cardboard Jimin"?? And what if the people who handle these applications actually recognise his name? That would be PAINFUL.
 
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HiramTheGrift said:
User @Don't Tread on Me noticed that transracial superstar, Oli London, has announced he's getting a penile reduction surgery to make it fit the Korean average of 3.5 inches. People of all ethnicities and political persuasions are pissed.

Archive 1 and Archive 2
He also announced his divorce with Cardboard Jimin in the UK, with the paperwork citing "irreconcilable differences"
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Can we crowdfund a castration and orchiectomy? At this point it's a public service and we can do it for just $23.56. Hell that's enough bands to geld the entire rat king. It'd be a final solution to the troon question.
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HiramTheGrift said:
User @Don't Tread on Me noticed that transracial superstar, Oli London, has announced he's getting a penile reduction surgery to make it fit the Korean average of 3.5 inches. People of all ethnicities and political persuasions are pissed.

Archive 1 and Archive 2
He also announced his divorce with Cardboard Jimin in the UK, with the paperwork citing "irreconcilable differences"
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Lol calm down race is a spectrum bigot
He’s just living his truth lmao
 
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Child's play ninja a man child who claims to be the king of the juggalos is getting divorced and its gotten ugly.

His "hot" younger wife has gone on a wine fueled rage on stream with one of his enemies.

Highlights such as cpn got raped by gangs of men lol.

Roxxi gets painful blisters between her legs.

Cpn actively threatens roxxi with releasing revenge porn in the stream lol.

Here is a link to the 3hour stream

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#Childplayninja (cpn)has officially hit rock bottom Divorce #homelessness #jobless #weowlhere

Juggalo jugganati benderboyz
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I've Seen Some Shit said:
KiwiFarms, now 奇異果農場, is now a subject of the People's Republic of China, after former owner Joshua Connor Moon has sold the domain to Tencent. Motions are now being made to update the site towards the focus of tracking low social credit score holders.
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I am once again begging you all to understand that the Communist Party primarily uses simplified Chinese. Applies to the site banner too. So you should be using "奇异果农场"

The funniest part is the banner uses the traditional form of "kiwi" but the simplified form of "farms" which makes it twice as incorrect I guess.
 
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Mia Zapata's Ghost said:
I am once again begging you all to understand that the Communist Party primarily uses simplified Chinese. Applies to the site banner too. So you should be using "奇异果农场"

The funniest part is the banner uses the traditional form of "kiwi" but the simplified form of "farms" which makes it twice as incorrect I guess.
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@Null change the banner to proper language of our great mother nation.
 
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Mia Zapata's Ghost said:
I am once again begging you all to understand that the Communist Party primarily uses simplified Chinese. Applies to the site banner too. So you should be using "奇异果农场"

The funniest part is the banner uses the traditional form of "kiwi" but the simplified form of "farms" which makes it twice as incorrect I guess.
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You didn't even get to the part where everyone involved used the traditional Chinese term for kiwi the fruit. The site's logo is kiwi the bird.
 
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I've Seen Some Shit said:
KiwiFarms, now 奇異果農場, is now a subject of the People's Republic of China, after former owner Joshua Connor Moon has sold the domain to Tencent. Motions are now being made to update the site towards the focus of tracking low social credit score holders.
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LIVE: Cringe farmers panic to get positive stickers as the triad (dsp, cwc, and ralph) move in to enact law and order. Jannies scramble to police the little red book threads and those fallen oft to the Onion Farms are (redacted) I mean uh... NOTHING HAPPENED HERE.

Emperor Zì bì zhèng Yuèliàng 皇帝自闭症月亮 (formerly Joshuah Connor Moon), has been crowned Emperor as account of finding out his non-white heritage isn't Italian, but instead Han Chinese with direct dragon blood of the Emperor's lineage which is why his bio dad left, he had to go rule China.

It has been reported Emperor Yuèliàng currently has a harem of over 30,000 cows on this one kingdom alone. A truly marvelous feat.

🌙🧧Long live Emperor Zì bì zhèng Yuèliàng! May he reign 10,000 years.🧧🌙
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I've Seen Some Shit said:
KiwiFarms, now 奇異果農場, is now a subject of the People's Republic of China, after former owner Joshua Connor Moon has sold the domain to Tencent. Motions are now being made to update the site towards the focus of tracking low social credit score holders.
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Time to rise for the new sitewide anthem.
 
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Null said:
If you want to make a vectorized logo with different text go for it.

I understand that China uses simplified Chinese and I understand Mao Zedong's personal role reforming their language. The lettering was a submission from a user years ago.
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These are my shitty attempts with IBS paint. I don't have the og graphic of the Kiwmunist Party so it's not as crisp since i just copied our other one @Null
 
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So what caused the implementation of glorious CCP principles on this site?

It's making me want to start posting as Xian "Beijing Hammer" H-6N(picture of the totally inferior Russian copy):
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