Tenacious unicorn drama is ongoing and escalating. I am presenting a summary in the form of bullet points here. All threads are linked at end of post.
Cast of important characters:
Penny: co owner of tranch; trans
Bonnie: co owner of tranch; trans
Sky: bonnies husband; not trans
Kevin: useless slave of penny; trans
Jen: useless slave of penny; trans
Kindness: an insane honeypot luring the tranch to its doom.
- penny, Bonnie, and sky are essential to ranch operations. Everybody else is basically useless.
- Bonnie spent WEEKS away at kindness’ place because the whiff of pussy drives useless, weak men insane where stronger men prevail.
- Bonnie started larping as having multiple personalities, which is classic BPD mirroring of the object of his affection, kindness.
- a waitress had to intervene and stop Bonnie and kindness from having sex in a restaurant bathroom.
- in the meantime, penny dug out a “dug out barn” but fans of the holocaust will recognize it as the start of a mass grave. Be it for the alpacas or for Bonnie is unclear at this time.
- the alpaca appear malnourished and were shorn too late in the season. The mass grave will surely be useful regardless of intent.
- Kevin and Jen visited Bonnie and kindness, which retrospectively was a shortbus escort quest
- Bonnie was unceremoniously carted back to the ranch by penny’s aforementioned unwashed subordinates
- kindness soon followed them back to the tranch in her vehicle
- kindness faked a seizure at the ranch to try to stay longer
- kindness was sent home
- penny blew the fuck up at somebody, presumed Bonnie, for being a thirsty, useless fatass.
- the tenacious unicorn ranch is due to be at a con in Reno Nevada soon; as before they will be a featured “””charity”””
- it is unclear at this time who exactly is scheduled to be at the con from the tranch, but I am optimistic that kindness will do something completely insane. best case scenario she shows up to the con and fakes seizures; worst case she posts more pictures of her asshole from her bath tub.
1. Join our adorable new friend
@Hel on their new adventure in exploring the tenacious unicorn ranch thread. I recommend starting on that page for catching up if this developing story interests you.
2. This next post features a picture where from the viewer perspective, it is clearly a close-up of kindness’s anus. If you clicked on it without reading this, you are being punished for not reading my effortpost. If you clicked anyway, you are either a degenerate or a patron of the arts. We might admire, for example, how this gaping maw may appear to be the gateway to hell, symbolizing the doom of the tenacious ranch. Or perhaps - kindness in the bottom of a tub with her phone is like Truth being thrown into a well with her mirror cast in after her; to see what happens next, we might consult Jean-Léon Gérôme.
Anyways, BUTTHOLE PIC:
I just realized it’s not in her tub but she posts from there a lot so im leaving my autistic parallels intact.
3. Finally, Kevin, who needs no introduction, continues to groom and consoom.