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What!? No apocalypse after all? Damn! I was so looking forward to a damn good nuking. :politisperg:

Both sides in Russia-Ukraine conflict talk of compromise​


KYIV/LVIV, Ukraine, March 16 (Reuters) - New talk of compromise from both Moscow and Kyiv on a status for Ukraine outside of NATO lifted hope on Wednesday for a potential breakthrough after three weeks of war.

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said negotiations were becoming "more realistic", while Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said proposals now being discussed were "close to an agreement".

Russian President Vladimir Putin, who ordered his troops into Ukraine on Feb. 24, said Moscow was ready to discuss neutral status for its neighbour.

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Shaka Brah said:
Hex editor afficionado and professional shitposter Malcolm Reynolds convinces Kotaku to print an interview with him where all he's doing is baneposting. They have no idea he's making fun of them and throughout the interview the journalist takes him and his responses completely seriously.
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hooboy said:
Kotaku comment section sense he’s a big enough villain… for you.
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How do these people even manage to put on their own pants every morning? Wasn't Bane a villain from some extremely popular capeshit in the 2010's? I remember the lines because the memes were pretty damned funny and I don't even watch capeshit. How on earth is it even possible for not one of these dumbasses to recognize these lines when they're obviously the target audience for it?

I know "consume product then get excited for next product" is real, but I didn't think there was an unspoken corollary of "and forget product when consuming next product."
 
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moocow said:
How do these people even manage to put on their own pants every morning? Wasn't Bane a villain from some extremely popular capeshit in the 2010's? I remember the lines because the memes were pretty damned funny and I don't even watch capeshit. How on earth is it even possible for not one of these dumbasses to recognize these lines when they're obviously the target audience for it?

I know "consume product then get excited for next product" is real, but I didn't think there was an unspoken corollary of "and forget product when consuming next product."
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Batman:The Dark Knight Returns. The film shown during the Aurora Theatre shooting.
 
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moocow said:
How do these people even manage to put on their own pants every morning? Wasn't Bane a villain from some extremely popular capeshit in the 2010's? I remember the lines because the memes were pretty damned funny and I don't even watch capeshit. How on earth is it even possible for not one of these dumbasses to recognize these lines when they're obviously the target audience for it?

I know "consume product then get excited for next product" is real, but I didn't think there was an unspoken corollary of "and forget product when consuming next product."
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Someone get this hothead out of here
 
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Last week, Avocado recorded a video that had a woman screaming in the background.
Apparently he actually captured a stabbing.

User @soryu reported on it in the Avocado thread.
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In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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IP2 cows Attila & Jewel had to rush to the hospital as Jewel went into labour


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shes still smoking her bong on the way there
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what a woman!
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couples goals.
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the first family of IP2 has welcomed their new baby to the world

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mind you this baby has been smoking weed by proxy out of a dirty bong since her inception.
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That kid is so fucked that she might as well be a catholic priest.
 
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MuuMuu Bunnylips said:
I can't wait for the influx of smug tweets from keyboard warriors who think they helped...
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If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is ever the Internet. There be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust the Internet has borne, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her memes to love, her links to roam,
A body of the Internet, breathing its air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back thoughts from the Internet, and granted clarity;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, within an online singularity.
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Author of node-ipc added "protestware" in an update that fucked users with Russian/Belarusian GeoIPs through programs and services using it, i.e. Unity Hub v. 3.1.0

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Brandon Nozaki Miller added a poorly obfuscated script to recursively overwrite all files on the system with a heart emoji if it gets a Russian or Belarus IP from some API.
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