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[Meat Target]

Patrick Tomlinson went on the Law & Crime Network, and shared new footage of him threatening to sue Milwaukee PD after either lunging or swinging at a cop:

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

 

[.iota.]

cross-posting this here, because i don't know how many people will see it in the mati thread.

recently did an interview regarding the escalating threats to the internet in general, and to the farms in particular, on a podcast called heterodorx. the conversation was smooth, informative, and engaging. the hosts are an interesting combination of a deplatformed terf and a former troon, both of whom browse the farms. the terf has some history with copyright and online censorship activism, and the troon has some history with trans lifeline and elliot fong-jones. it's definitely worth a listen. (all of the credit to @Lidl Drip for the mati post.)

https://www.heterodorx.com/podcast/episode-107-how-the-internet-lost-its-backbone-with-joshua-moon/

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ukrainian court records state that CRP failed to make it across Ukraine's border with Hungary.

A translation of the records states he made an unsuccessful attempt to cross the border at a checkpoint at Chop, Transcarpathia Oblast, after which he was presumably detained. Gonzalo had decided to try to flee the country rather than stay for his court hearing.

Gonzalo will now be transported back to Kharkiv ahead of a new hearing on August 22.

Spoiler: Machine-translated excerpts from the court decision:

According to the letter of the Kharkiv Pre-trial Detention Center dated July 7, 2023, PERSON_5 was released on July 6, 2023 upon payment of bail in the amount of UAH 402,600.00.

In the court session, the prosecutor attached the letter of the Office of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region dated August 1, 2023 No. 70/1-7786 regarding the violation of the conditions of the preventive measure, according to which Lira Lopez Gonzalo Angel Quintilio on a BMW motorcycle, number plate NUMBER_1, voluntarily went to the state border of Ukraine with Hungary. While on the territory of the Transcarpathian region in the period from July 31, 2023 to August 1, 2023, the above-mentioned person made an unsuccessful attempt to cross the state border at the Chop checkpoint (Tysa).

Deliver PERSON_5, INFORMATION_1, to the court session scheduled for August 22, 2023 at 2 p.m. 30 minutes, which will take place in the premises of the Dzerzhynsky district court in Kharkiv.

The execution of the resolution will be entrusted to the Department of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Popular Basketball American Twitch streamer Kai Cenat is causing a riot in NYC, as he is placed in handcuffs as fans fuck shit up.

.pl link

 

[Computer Guardian]

Dillin Thomas, whom last time he was featured as a community happening preforming the most retarded way to grift possible has given up making content on his main channel after quite a prolonged period of time of trying to get people to give him money though various fundraising streams and making videos on that channel.

However, on his alt account, he allegedly finished making a game that he had spent a month making, however, becuase he used Twine, a coding program specifically making interactive media with HTML files and not full blown video games, He couldn't figure out how to make a .EXE file for the HTML game, let alone how to actually run HTML files on a web browser.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Jonathan Yaniv was blown out in civil court today. Yaniv recently sued an Afgahn kebob shop for denying his fake service dog. The shop owner responded with a countersuit essentially locking Yaniv into a court battle unable to drop the suit. Earlier this week Yaniv responded to countersuit with a 36 page 300 point AI generated racist reply accusing the owner of faking his Islamic faith. Todays Yaniv and his poorly behaving dog showed up to the hearing where the case was tossed and the judge instructed the shop order to go forward with the counter suit and to file a case with the BC Human Rights Tribunal for racial discrimination.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jonath...ws-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/post-16592757

Additionally, Miriam Yaniv was arrested again in violation of her parole and booted out of her condo...again.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Island Boys (known for that one song that blew up in 2020 when lockdowns were a thing) have made OnlyFans content together, where they are kissing and doing other sexual acts on camera. It should be stated that they are twin brothers, and that it's straight up incest.

Edit: It's also in recent news that Flysoulja (one half of the Island Boys) came out as gay after the Onlyfans situation, and that he's a top. He goes on TikTok live to state "Hide your children, cause I'ma top"

.pl | Onion | Clearnet

 

[Sprate Header]

Ethan Ralph has alleged that AF Post, one of the most popular groyper accounts on Twitter, is run by notorious homosexual pedophile Ali Alexander:

 

[AltisticRight]

Elon Musk who owns Twitter replied to a tweet from an account called "AF Post" which is allegedly ran by the America First paedophile and child groomer Ali Alexander, according to Ethan Ralph.
Edit: sniped

https://archive.is/6wOkm

Onion | Poland

 

[Relinquish]

Mojang is going full 1984 with recent EULA (End-User Licence Agreement) changes such as:

• Any server, or piece of online content such as video or other may be taken down due to any reason whatsoever if "we [Mojang] don't like what you are doing"
• Any server (or other things) is considered commercial under every circumstance, even if it does not make money or not
• In-person Minecraft events cannot be marketed using Minecraft assets such as logos or fonts
• Using "Minecraft" as a significant part of a creative work, such as a youtube video, is no longer allowed
• And etc.

Pl | Clearnet | Tor

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Update on how Gonzo's Great Escape was likely foiled:

Google Street View images from 2015 show that the border crossing where CRP tried to flee Ukraine had a checkpoint on the Ukrainian side for traffic entering Hungary. He was likely stopped by Ukrainian customs officers directly upon arrival at the crossing and immediately arrested before even getting sight of Hungarian customs.



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[Spunt]

Lucas Werner has a new job, as a "cashier". Unusually for a "cashier" position, this involves receiving money into his PayPal account and then using it to buy Bitcoin, which he then sends back to his "manager".

If you have figured out that he is obviously being employed as a Patsy in a money laundering operation, congratulations, you are smarter than Lucas.

Post in thread 'Lucas Werner' https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/lucas-werner.17234/post-16589856

 

[William Tyndale]

Beijing is experiencing unprecedented rainfall from Typhoon Doksuri with additional rain in the forecast every day next week. Government officials have said it will take a month for the water to recede. A bridge collapsed and CCP emergency services put up a barrier to keep people from being able to see it instead of going out to look for anyone who might be stranded. Picrel.


https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/chinese-communist-party-megathread.75774/post-16598318

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[Sprate Header]

Following a leak of prolific pedophile Goonclown's Discord and Twitter DMs, it's seemingly been discovered that tranny pornstar Ella Hollywood, an IRL associate of Chris Tyson, is a pedophile that gets off on exposing children to pornography:

(the DMs on the left allegedly belong to the blonde person pictured below next to Chris Tyson and F1NNSTER)

 

[Relinquish]

In the midst of the ongoing cyber war between Iran and Israel, Israel foiled an Iranian phishing operation that targeted government employees and nongovernment experts on LinkedIn, the Shin Bet intelligence organization said. Iranian agents posed as colleagues on LinkedIn and tried sending Israeli targets corrupted files that would compromise their computers.
Pl | Clearnet | Tor

 

[ASeabear8952]

The Seattle Museum of Pop Culture removed all mentions of JK Rowling from their Harry Potter exhibit.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/rowling-derangement-syndrome.144468/post-16599128

The pooner exhibitions project manager created a blog post explaining the museum’s decision and also TRANS LIVES ARE BEING THREATENED.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/rowling-derangement-syndrome.144468/post-16599646

 

[D_Tractor]

Short video of Chris was taken in Lyncburg VA Walmart.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/more-post-jail-sightings-megathread.165054/post-16596928

 

[mindlessobserver]

Joseph Donaldson (Mister Beast) has initiated a lawsuit against the distributer of "Mister Beast Burger" alleging financial and contractual fraud. According to Mister Beast, The Defendant, Virtual Dining Concepts LLC, failed to maintain quality control of the product, failed to pay Mister Beast any royalties, breached contract by registering his name and likeness in foreign countries under their ownership, and engaged in deliberate accounting fraud.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/beast-investments-llc-vs-virtual-dining-concepts-llc.169270/

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Apparently, the person trying to take over Creator Clash 2 might be Jake Paul.
BigBunjeeeeee (non-faggot commentary channel) made another video on idumpppz (Anisa's husband), specifically about Creator Clash 2's failure and one of the many revelations is that Jake Paul is trying to take over Creator Clash.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anisa-...e-washburn-anisas-husband.38107/post-16601024

TOR

 

[Random Internet Person]

Elon Musk is pledging to fund the legal defense of anyone who was unfairly treated for posts or likes made on Twitter/X.

Tor

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