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A hacker group known as SiegeSec has breached the network of the Idaho National Laboratory, one of the major nuclear research facilities operated by the US government. They have reportedly obtained personal information of the employees, emails and assorted other bits of info. Self described as "Gay Furries", they claim they will not release the information obtained publicly if the US Government commits to researching IRL Catgirls.

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Alex Gleason, a Fediverse / Nostr developer, has implemented a Game Boy Color emulator into Soapbox, his Fediverse front-end:

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Additionally, he's considering creating a method for users on Nostr (another decentralized protocol that the Fediverse is bridged with) to actually be able to trade Pokémon and tie them to their profiles:
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Here's links to his posts with Hamtaro, Pokémon Crystal Legacy, and Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. You don't need to be logged in to play them, but you do need to be on PC (at least for now).
 
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Notorious Professional Wrestling dramacow CM Punk (who has a lolcow thread here) has returned to WWE, a company he seemingly (and quite thoroughly) burned bridges with years ago. He was fired from WWE’s rival AEW earlier this year for being an unprofessional retard by getting into IRL fights with other wrestlers.
 
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Ben Shapiros Daily Wire has released a trailer for its new comedy movie.
The Daily Wire released the trailer for its first-ever feature-length comedy “Lady Ballers” on Monday, a movie that mocks the recent and controversial phenomenon of men competing in women’s sports.
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Practicing alcoholic Nick Rekieta has been losing his mind on Twitter today. The increasing number of people voicing their displeasure with his behavioral changes in recent history completely consistent behavior is taking its toll in real-time. He'd devolve from lengthy rambling diatribes to spamming all caps replies at people criticizing his degeneration.

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He has also doubled down on the diaper fetishism joke he made about a teenage girl named Maya who was held captive and tortured for years in a Florida hospital while her mother committed suicide from the duress.

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(Credit: @John Andrews Stan)
It's a special edition: alcoholism!

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Last year, someone shared photos from Balldo's Discord, I posted them to his thread.
Notably, there was an unknown bleached blonde posing with Balldo and Our Wife. She was determined to be a Balldo orbitor called "Egalitarian Bitch".

Joshua Conner Moon needs to put on the Balldo(r) before we can make up.
Wear the Balldo(r) and you will be forgiven.
109 burnt bridges but none were the fault of the non-practicing lawyer.
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Users do mathematics homework to determine Balldo's alcohol consumption.
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The CDC, while not having a medical definition for "alcoholic," does have a definition for "heavy drinker," which is the highest category of drinker the CDC recognizes. ...a woman must consume 8 or more standard drinks per week, and a man must consume 15 or more standard drinks per week.

Nick heavily prefers whiskey, and the average caloric density of a 1.5 fl oz pour of 80 proof whiskey is 105 kcal. Using the 1300 kcal number he, astoundingly, admitted to, is 12.38 drinks a day.
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Who's more trustworthy?
A snakeoil salesman or Balldo claiming he didn't have a drink?
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Balldo is having an alcoholism fueled Xitter escapade, see above.
 
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Sneed S. McSneedensen said:
Kinochet's second sock account has been revealed by his own doing. @Feaser

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Original post/discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ted-t...ore-teddy-matthew-feaser.141033/post-17239024
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KNN: BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Shortly following this revelation regarding Kinochet's sock account, his entire gay ops group chat would be leaked.

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It's also been proven he's been promoting his Twitter with his Kiwi Farms sock account for months:

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no he didn’t according to GuntNews he lied, the docs look legit
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According to Weenogay Flamenco is moving in with a roommate this week.
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