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[Pizdec]

In minor Lolcow happenings, ShammyTV, a former co-host of a podcast Hyogin showed up once on, after a year of having trooned out, is voluntarily committing themselves to a psych ward for “anxiety and depression” likely caused by their spotty intake of a progesterone, an HRT supplement.

 

[Harm]

The Kiwi Farms root index page has seemingly been re-listed by Google.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer is forbidden to answer Null’s response in his copyright case against Null, and has to respond to other Null motions by February 29th (except the Lolcow LLC one, that is for March 1st)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17566339

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

TOTAL RETARD WAR

Jersh is asking the community if he should crowdfund a suit against Epik, LLC who has made false claims that KiwiFarms host child porn and taking the domain due to "US authorites".

 

[Shlomo XL]

Ladies and gentile men, please meet @Monostar Leatherknuckles.

  
^w^ Ohayou gozaimasu! I'm a black koreaboo! ^w^​

Mr. Monostar (power word: Frank Breaker, apparently) is many a thing - an aspiring bi-racial Shonen Jump artist, a devout Danganronpa fan, an innovative marketeer and a shrewd businessman. As such, they/them have arrived at Kiwi Farms - known worldwide for fostering a welcoming environment towards the creatively gifted - to place a spotlight on his upcoming story titled ЯED MIST and to solicit feedback, which went... somewhat better than expected, considering the circumstances! Fortunately, that goodwill and insight was taken by Mono to heart, and the rest is history.

ha.

This autistic shitspigot bulldozed through the registration warning (which led to his dox), crash-landed in Art & Literature to shill his barely conceptualized Donut Steel story (wow Zombies? In a high school?!) not knowing shit about fuck in manga, proceeded to get his two threads merged, gunked up the message approval queue and melted himself into TL;DR jelly trying to respond to everything.

Thread link: Manga Proposal

Spoiler: Choice quotes

My name is Frankie Ferox and I’m writing a manga with plans to someday have it published in the weekly Shonen jump and I had the idea after watching Train To Busan, what if Left 4 Dead and Bully became one in a South Korean school in the Gangweon Province.

I opted not to really post any of the art of it on here so no one could steal my hard work and claim it as their own...

- hence the Donut Steel. lol mate.

Also on this topic I really don’t appreciate you taking pictures of me and reposting it on here so can you please remove your comment.

I know its my fault for doing that but can you please stop it dude like real talk.

Look here- LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN!!

this retard has 29 posts in mod queue and i honestly cant be assed to approve them.

And, on a final note, THE zinger:

One asshole, just because I’m black doesn’t mean I’m not Japanese as I’m biracial and manga isn’t about people’s backgrounds it’s about their ideas and creativity. I’ve spent years working on Red Mist and I am self aware and the ones who need self awareness are you guys because you’re only playing directly into my hands.

Spoiler: Bonus - art

What a bountiful year 2024 is shaping up to be.

UPDATE: @Admiral Throbnelius has procured the 76-page long script for Chapter 1 of Red Mist - https://kiwifarms.hk/attachments/red-mist-chapter-one-pdf.5658045/

 

[Pinball 2000]

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Meet Lumin City, a smaller cow I've been covering in Animal Control for a few weeks. The best way I would describe him to newcomers is if the "stalker child" that Patrick Tomlinson mentions thirty times a day was a real person (and also a furry). He's best known for stalking other furries, denying he's been stalking other furries, lying about his age to get into adult spaces when he was a minor, posting shitty rant videos about furry drama on YouTube, and getting constantly banned from furry conventions and furmeets for his stalking.

A few months ago, another furry called him out for the above and Lumin raged hard over it. Last weekend, Lumin tried to physically confront the guy who called him out at a convention. In what has to be one of the most autistic versions of "fuck around and find out" I've ever seen, he got banned from the convention for shoving a fake Cease and Desist letter in the guy's hands (that he signed with his fucking fursona name) to stop making fun of him, then ran away. Seriously, look at this letter:

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To top it all off, someone who claims to have met Lumin IRL joined the thread at about the same time, claiming that after Lumin got banned, he spent the rest of the weekend raging in his hotel room, ate all of his roommate's food, then took a shit on the bed. And before anyone makes the obligatory BlueFolf joke, the real kicker is that the original callout stemmed from the fact Lumin was stalking BlueFolf of all fucking people.

(Lumin City OP) (Thread post about the convention ban)

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Messages from Hasan Piker to a janny on r/LivestreamFail have been leaked, and in them Hasan admits that he is a lolcow and literally begs the janny to remove negative threads about him.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Epik has claimed on Twitter that the PG thread on so-called "hacker" BrotherAlameen contains child porn, even though the person in the photos is an adult. For context on that thread:

D4RKR4BB1T47 (liar, larper, fake cybersecurity person), has came to Kiwifarms and has posted in his own thread despite it having no activity for 2 months. He then came to Prospering grounds and made a thread on qwerty (Alameen Karim Merali), a pedophile from Doxbin who he has been beefing with for 4 years.

This retardation has only gotten gayer. It turns out the guy who made the thread is actually Qwerty himself, larping as D4RKR4BB1T (who joined the farms for real this time and verified his identity on twitter) because he gets off on being humiliated. He conveniently "called Alameen online" and is now engaging in sockpuppet faggotry fake arguing with his original Kiwifarms account.
Thread is still in PG if you want to watch a schizo shitshow.

It turns out the guy who made the thread on himself took credit for Epik seizing the domain back in December, so he most likely made the thread, posted his own nudes claiming it was "child porn" and got Epik to seize the domain. Extremely faggy.

Bonus lols:
- Epik reposted the alleged CP on their xitter, which would be a federal crime if it was actual CP.
- Not only did they do that but they included enough info in their own xeet to prove that it WASN'T cp.
- The guy who it is claimed the CP is of (BrotherAlameen) actually sells CP himself, making this a gayop of extreme projection and hypocrisy.

Discuss in Epik's thread

 

[Seafarer]

It is being claimed that Grant MacDonald, the artist behind “Ram Ranch” is currently under arrest in Canada for leaking his nephew’s nudes:



The claim comes from reddit though so be warned.
(archive of reddit post)

Edit: @gleeknar has posted two very informative writeups on Grant
(First Post)
(Second Post)

 

[D_Tractor]

Donald Trump has won the New Hampshire primary.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-republican-presidential-primary.169604/post-17575210

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-17575186

 

[notorietus]

Epik has claimed on Twitter that the PG thread on so-called "hacker" BrotherAlameen contains child porn, even though the person in the photos is an adult. For context on that thread:

Epik LLC is still fucking going on Twitter. This time, threatening to “expose users dirty secrets” and they will “make it their mission to shut down the disgusting bowels of the internet”.

EDIT: This post will be updated for the hour for the argument. Enjoy watching this post.


Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/domain-registrar-epiks-seizure.178088/post-17577804 (My post, which show these tweets: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/domain-registrar-epiks-seizure.178088/post-17577920)

I also want to say sorry to n00l.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Lolcow Acerthorn reveals that he made ~$388.92 in the last year. In comparison, he spends $495 per month (total $5,940) on rent and utilities.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/david-anthony-stebbins-acerthorn-stebbinsd-fayettevillesdavid.116370/post-17578066

 

[ASeabear8952]

After the nothingburger that was “Lady” Emily’s harassment claims against Chuggaaconroy, a few more people have come out with accusations with little to no proof. The two most notable accusers are former frequent collaborator MasaeAnela and Antdude.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/breadtube.54697/post-17575653

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Governor Abbott Issues Statement On Texas’ Constitutional Right To Self-Defense

For all amerimuts stuck in the USA and haven't left the country Governor of Texas just told biden regarding the border to come and get it and that he is a nigger lawless president and the Supreme court to fuck themselves too ignoring their decision of the border is federal stomping ground

Thread with the whole letter and all​

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/govern...s-constitutional-right-to-self-defense.181334

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Kirtaner, the mentally unstable homeless schizophrenic man who founded 420chan and LARPs as the founder of Anonymous, has come out in full support of Epik's censorship of The Kiwi Farms.

(The "what I did to you a few years back" is him taking credit for the 2021 Epik data breach)

Keep in mind, Kirtaner has admitted to having a "/pedo/" board on 420chan when he was running it.

 

[Waifu Days]

@Monostar Leatherknuckles announces again to leave the site in amazing fashion. Be sure to tune in.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/manga-proposal.181116/post-17580845

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

An American Airlines passenger reportedly passed gas and loudly bragged about it on a recent flight from Phoenix to Austin, forcing the plane was forced to return to the gate and the passenger was removed.

Discussion Thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/excess...erican-airlines-flight-to-turn-around.181307/

 

[East_Clintwood]

Despite announcing the shut down of their studio over a month ago, and despite the game being officially completely dead after servers were shutdown, The Day Before developers Fntastic still felt the need to go on Twitter and post one last sneed bitching about the reporting on their scam game.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-day-before-official-trailer-hype-thread.84222/post-17582579

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ethan Ralph gets ready to leave tomorrow for his romantic getaway in a warzone:

Ralph confirms that he still intends to travel by bus to Taxco, in the violence-plagued state of Guerrero, one of only 6 of Mexico's 31 states to be on the United States' "Do Not Travel" list, after flying into Mexico City in the morning. He will arrive around lunchtime tomorrow and will be spending the week with his Mexican girlfriend Deni (aka Pantsuela), who is from Guerrero.

Unfortunately for Ralph, the security situation in Taxco has deteriorated dramatically right before he is about to arrive in the city. Media reports from Taxco state that the city has been a "ghost town" this week and that public transportation in the city, such as buses and taxis, have not been running since Sunday.

The below (machine translated from Spanish) article describes how the security situation has totally collapsed in Taxco in the past week or so. Not only is public transportation in the form of buses and taxis cancelled, the drivers are even hiding their vehicles. As a result, schools and businesses have been closed this week and the city is deserted.



If Ralph wants vehicular transportation while in Taxco, he may need to hitch a ride on the back of police pickup trucks which are offering people transportation because nobody else is willing to go on the roads, as illustrated below:



Ralph addressed the situation on the Killstream today. He said he still intends to go tomorrow, that he's "not scared at all, actually" and he added regarding the lack of transportation: "I'm already losing weight, and so I don't mind walking around." He had earlier Tweeted about the situation: "They don't hurt Americans in Mexico."

A thread to discuss Ethan Ralph's trip to Taxco has been created here.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Taylor Lorenz released a video responding to recent journalist layoffs. She calls traditional journalists elite, rich, nepo babies and slams billionaire owners(she work for the WaPo=Bezos). She calls herself a millennial(lol) and distances herself from establishment journos.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-17584181