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While the pests were desperately sexting Leslie, Patrick S. Tomlinson wrote a blog post about his side of the Penguincon ban. Courtesy of user @Phucket, by way of OnA.

Patrick S. Tomlinson finally got to oinking on his blog about the Penguicon fiasco. As per usual, he's a poor innocent victim who dindu nuffin. Blog post discovered by first, better forum user IGotATreeOnMyHouse85:

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2024/05/02/penguicon-2024-postmortem/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ByuU1

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[Musashi's Son]

It has been found out by KF user @klarine that the Brazillian FDA ordered the seizure of the products made by Otokonoko Pharmaceuticals and forbade the sale of them back in 2021.

(Discuss Here)

 

[BullfrogBill]

Posting this since Null requested more threads be featured:

For those who don't know, Chris Bores of Irate Gamer infamy has fancied himself a paranormal expert of sorts for a while now and has a separate channel called "The Ghost Doctor". The videos on this channel keep getting more and more nuts and a few days ago Bores did a livestream on this channel that was completely unhinged. He makes all kinds of bizarre claims in the stream, my favorite of which are

• Claiming "Dark Forces" always try to prevent him from streaming
• Saying he was attacked in the middle of the night by a cloaked chain demon
• Stating that he is such an innovative ghost expert that he has been banned from all paranormal conventions for making everyone else look bad
• Chris explains that he talks to schizophrenics and tells them the voices they hear in their heads actually are demons

There's plenty more batshit stuff in the stream and I'd recommend anyone into delusional schizo rambling to check it out because it's really funny.

Bores also opened a new website where he offers cleansing your house of evil spirits among other things remotely.

Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8vylyi_aY
Website: https://ghostdoctorchris.com/
Thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-irate-gamer-chris-bores-chris-neo-show.425/post-18296408

 

[Karellen]

Rather than do it himself, Poppy Diabolique (a 42yr old sex pest who lost his job because he thinks getting dumped = getting raped and who abused his adult child to the point where they escaped out a window) forced a 20 year old cult and human trafficking survivor in their cult community to write up a 230+ page schizo doc doxxing and deadnaming Poppy’s ex’s in an attempt to defend himself and get KF, among others, to go after Poppy’s accusers.

Like everything Poppy does or directs, it backfired spectacularly. Discussion starts here.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Steve Lightfoot is back, elaborates on why his brothers want to kill him, calls for Total Jew Scattering, explains why he hasn't had sex since 1992, and continues stalking and sending tape recordings of his singing to a woman. On that last point, the call to help with the search for who Steve is stalking has been given.

Discuss here.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Social media platform Bluesky has confirmed that Jack Dorsey (who created Twitter and helped bring Bluesky online) is no longer part of the board of directors.
(Archive) (Article)

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dong-gone still can't leave kiwifarms alone despite that in September 2023 he claimed he was moving on from the evil kiwifarm. But now, it's safe to say he's actually still overly obsessing as he's actively behind the scenes of the talk page of the Kiwi Farms Wikipedia article. Weirdly enough, he was active yesterday. You'd think someone losing their eyesight would join support groups rather than obsess over a retard gossip forum.
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[Ivan Daniloff]

John Walker Flynt aka Brianna Wu has an unnamed-yet-life changing illness, y’all! Impeccable timing for a mystery illness as he’s managed to piss off everyone who pays him even the slightest bit of attention over the last few months.


SICK

 

[Burning Fanatic]

As a late follow up to last week's misc happenings:

1. Jim, a (former?) SuperMega employee, has so far been the only person to issue a response to Lex's recent double-down video. In her past video, she paints Jim as a sex pest who forced her to make out with him immediately after she recounted her terrible story of being sexually assaulted by her ex-boyfriend. When Jim initially responded in an apology video, where he shared his own experience as a victim of sexual assault, he realized his response wasn't well received and took down the video. Since then, Lex has explicitly made it her mission to keep reuploading the video as a way to attack Jim, who simply wants to move on with his life.

Some of Jim's response. The full response can be found in the hyperlink above:


2. Meanwhile, Gooner Gamer Activist Grummz had been fearing for his life after a Twitch streamer placed a totally real $30k bounty on Grummz's head to 'make him go away.' He tried to publicly call upon Twitch, her sponsors and the FBI to get involved, and continues to drag out this issue of how these death threats against him should not be treated as a joke.


Even at time of writing this, he is still whinning about it on Twitter.

Despite all the persecution and open threats to human life, Grummz remains unshaken and will continue to fight against Sony thanks to his petition and his valiant efforts to hold these corrupt higher-ups accountable.

Unsurprisingly, some folks are not buying into the idea that Kern had some kind of hand in Sony's recent backtracking with Helldivers 2, as he's been beefing with Helldivers' community managers for not only being too woke, but also not being real victims of death threats compared to the stuff he's received:


And as a bonus, there have been even more videos uploaded to the change.org petition and archived on the site. Keep in mind that some are meant to be a joke taking the piss out of the petition, such as one individual sporting a rather iconic medallion.*

Spoiler: *Video in question

 

[The Pulverizer]

The new (and improved) Kiwi Station 13 server now has xenomorphs!

ONLY on Riviera Station​

Join us tomorrow at 8PM EST for another batshit crazy xeno round.

 

[Londo]

YouTube has finally removed a YouTube channel dedicated to sharing MediaFire archives of CSAM.

 

[William Tyndale]

A 20 year old frat boy at Ole Miss has had his life ruined for making monkey noises at a 300+ pound black woman at the Palestine protest on campus. This has been all over X for the last few days and the daily mail has finally reported on it. His frat expelled him and now black people are calling for the university to follow suit.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ole-m...d-as-finance-student-football-jock-as.190827/

Bonus: here is her Ted talk lol

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

KingCobraJFS, who is currently between domiciles, (and suspected confirmed to be back in his Dad's basement for the time being), placed an order for a $600 custom engraved bell, which he had to cancel due to '[having] other priorities I was previously on aware of'.

Cobra's suspected mother looked like Sarah Conner from the Terminator movie in her younger years. She has a brother named SHON DARWIN GOODRO

@Slim Boglim also invented a list of Lolcow Suppliment flavours.

ETA: Josh appeared on a panel with some randos, he joins at 35 minutes, ending the recent content dry spell.

 

[Pedophobe]

Literary agent Leslie Varney released an image of OldGravyEgg, the Opie and Anthony Reddit Forums member accused of sexually harassing her online, revealing he is apparently a female impersonator.

 

[Harvey Danger]

LocalMonero / AgoraDesk is shutting down for good. Signups are closed, currency trades are being wound down within a week.

I believe this means there are now zero exchanges where you can trade fiat for Monero. It was the last such exchange listed on GetMonero.org.

Edit: switched to internal thread link

 

[Markass the Worst]

SECURITY WARNING: A newly discovered CVE named TunnelVision means that if you ever used a VPN on a hostile network (like public wifi), it may have been completely thwarted and useless, with your traffic completely deanonymized.

Discuss here

 

[D_Tractor]

The YouTuber formerly known as Idubbbz Ian Jomha has admitted he is extremely pee shy at public urinals, has to fantasize about Shreck's swamp to be able to pee, and pees sitting down. His wife has also previously exposed his habit of "always shitting himself". (Clip is from a 6 month old live-stream that certain fat retarded Canadians just discovered)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anisa-...e-washburn-anisas-husband.38107/post-18321107

 

[Relinquish]

Since Josh is currently working on Sneedforo, a new forum software he's currently making himself, he's asking people about how he could change Xenforo's rating system
And no stalker child, he WILL NOT bring back the old sticker rating system

 

[GenociderSyo]

Seahorse "Dad" Kayden has started a go fund me for her to get a "gender affirming tummy tuck."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kayde...en-dennison-justplainkay.118424/post-18324105

 

[mindlessobserver]

Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad) just unloaded a full broadside from a first rate ship of the line, in bristol fashion, on Lauren Southern, in response to her recent OpEd in "Unheard" where she blames the breakdown of her marriage to a literal Australian glownigger. Not him being an abusive faggot, not him being a LITERAL brown mongoloid, not him being more interested in his career with his fellow glow nigs. No, it was the horrible, downright wrong, conservative belief in marriage as a partnership.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/carl-b...-not_sargon-warplanpurple.18267/post-18325364