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[geckogoy]

Join us today on space station 13! (Saturday, 6PM EDT)

 

[Null]

I'm planning the Halloween 2024 Merch Run. We used to do bi-annual merch runs and I'm intending to do that again.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-halloween-merch-run.199858/

 

[WelperHelper99]

LaserPig's associate Animarchy History has been doxed and discord leaked.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-steel-lazerpig-ricewynd-malquistion.171556/post-19286818

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

A Wikipedia article (A) has been made about the recent implosion of the modern gaming industry that has seen over 20,000 jobs lost since January of 2023; blaming such things as consumer shift, development costs, and muh Russia v. Ukraine war.


Suffah, bish.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_jffzuse-J/?igsh=aGZ5ZmR0dWdpZXJj
I'm only getting sent links to this stuff as of this morning, but looking at his social media he's been an object of derision for a good long time. Why didn't he have a thread?

https://facebook.com/jeff.leibowitz.5/
https://www.facebook.com/jeff.leibowitz.39/

A very young thread has popped up but here's a taste - there's gonna be some good shit here so get in early!




apparently he's already dying of kidney failure or something similar and his snakes have all been youth'd in asia.

Oh and there was a wildcat he had but that escaped.

discuss and dig

 

[AnOminous]

Joshua Block (Jesus what is it with dudes named Josh anyway), World of T-shirts TikTok streamer cow, has finally graduated out of Proving Grounds and is currently going on a nitrous oxide rampage, after previously mostly being known for things like vomiting on subways and on himself.

He likes to wear a captain hat.

He is often drunk and unable to function even by noon, but his latest development is something called "Galaxy Gas," which is basically overpriced flavored nitrous oxide in an easy to huff form. As this stuff is often called "Hippie Crack," because of how anyone who gets a stash of it immediately does it once a minute or two until it's gone, this deranged addict is going to be in binge mode.

He is also known for his association with another minor lolcow, "Mr. Based," some retard older than I am, who is exploiting (and imo buggering) him. That guy has also recently been arrested for assault.

To find out more about his dude, check out his shiny new Lolcow forum thread. The OP is pretty solid and fairly briefly gets to the point of why this guy is a cow.

It also explains the backstory of why this incredibly weird and pathologically drunken guy somehow has a rather large following.

ETA: I have been corrected on a possibly important fact here. Apparently Josh has not actually started his nitrous binge, he is merely considering it. So even though he's currently in an intensifying state of bizarre behavior, it may not yet involve N2O.

Another ETA: Also look at this subsequent post by @Giles Corey which seriously updates the OP on recent events.

 

[D_Tractor]

Sam Hyde claims he was interviewed by Tucker Carlson.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hyde.96342/post-19288033

 

[Breadbassket]

Supporters of #SaveTF2 and #FixTF2 sent a book to the offices of Valve, the video game development company responsible for making Team Fortress 2. Entitled as “A Message From Team Fortress 2 Community” it contains all the names and nicknames of players who signed up via save.tf; the number of signatures is 343,711.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

BossmanJack has been exposed to Chris Chan

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-19288903

Who the fuck is this?

 

[notorietus]

@The thurth against trolls made a thread in Prospering Grounds to ask one question: "Who is misty moon?"

Within 3 and a half hours, she was softdoxed by the bottom of the screenshot she attached, which was "Comment as Jane J. Filkins", which @herefortheactualthreads found her social media just by this name.

Many such cases.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I am looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation, titled The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project

Bumping this to showcase a few of the rewritten OPs that have emerged since this project began about a month ago. All of the following rewrites are mostly complete but currently still in Prospering Grounds, so feel free to provide feedback or simply learn about a lolcow that you're not very familiar with. Also, check out the thread in the quoted post if you'd like to offer your assistance on other rewrites.

By @Osama Bin Laden: WingsofRedemption, Annie Jay & iDubbbzTV, Donnie Long, Cosmo Wright
By @Relinquish: Jace Connors, Sewerslvt, Dan Olson
By @Admiral Throbnelius: Linkara
By myself: Pamperchu

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Bumping this to showcase a few of the rewritten OPs that have emerged since this project began about a month ago. All of the following rewrites are mostly complete but currently still in Prospering Grounds, so feel free to provide feedback or simply learn about a lolcow that you're not very familiar with. Also, check out the thread in the quoted post if you'd like to offer your assistance on other rewrites.

The project is paused until @Null can sort out all the rewrites or find someone he trusts to review the threads. Currently, we are finishing any WIP OPs and haven't started any new threads until Null finishes it. It is gladly appreciated that people have taken time out of their day to send their kind messages, help, and archives. I will try and update the thread when we have more information.

Since this will be my only chance to promote this thread outside of it getting moved out of PG, I created a thread on Zech Strumksy, an autistic weeb rapper/singer-songwriter who is obsessed with porn and being a streamer. If you're into terrible wigger rap music and enjoy so bad it's good short films, then Zech is the new cow for you.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Today has been a big day for our wrestling friend Joey Nuguid aka Kidd Bandit, as it has now been exactly 2 years since Joey started taking HRT, and to reward us all Joey has given us another one of his Hot sexy thirst trap pictures to show us all how much of a true beautiful woman he really is.

And what better way to also celebrate than to limit the comment section to only the people that Joey follows himself.
Celebrate this brave, beautiful transformation here.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

LS Mark (the dull Irish cartoon critic pngtuber married to Veronica Gallardo, a cheating alcoholic woman almost twice his age who draws porn of herself as a bee with hyper inflated breasts and has been slowly fattening Mark up so that in the event he leaves her he'll never be able to get another woman.) has released his cartoon pilot which he's been working on for several years. It's not very good

Discuss

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

As of September 8th, 2024, 4 whole years since the extremely pedophilic movie was released on Netflix and had its trailer published to YouTube, which led to immense backlash due to its disgusting nature, Cuties has been removed from Netflix.

Coincidentally, today is also Sneako's birthday, who had his first major controversy online for uploading a positive review of the movie, calling it his favorite.

 

[thhrang]

Drama has erupted in the corpse of the Star Wars community as the biggest channels within the niche have started actively eating eachother alive along political lines due to the '''racist harassment bullying''' that the 'evil chud YouTubers' casted towards the main actress of the recently-cancelled Acolyte Disney+ TV show. This has came to light in an exposé by YouTuber Star Wars Theory, who within the last several years has became more and more loudly against Disney Star Wars, and publicly aligned with 'Fandom Menace' types like Nerdrotic. Due to this, he was included in a hitlist created by the wife of Star Wars Explained, one of the other biggest channels in the niche, and a complete LucasFilm/Disney paypig puppet suckup, to attempt demonetizing and deplatforming him.


Star Wars Theory's video exposes several people as being disingenous scum, implicating several other creators like EckhartsLadder and HelloGreedo.

Discuss in the Star Wars Autism Thread

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

YouTube decided that they should restrict fitness content to teenagers. Is it because fitness can be a way for certain people to skirt around porn rules on YouTube? Nope! It's because teenagers are more likely to develop body image issues.

The platform says this will no longer be offered for teens when they view certain types of content, including:

• videos that compare physical features and idealises some types over others
• videos idealising specific fitness levels or body weights
• videos displaying social aggression in the form of non-contact fights and intimidation

You will not learn how to do a proper squat, stalker child.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ana Kasparian of TYT has revealed her "guilty pleasure drama" which she is "following very closely" - the drama involving Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte.

She provided her interviewers from the Sitch & Adam Show with a detailed update on the latest in the "trainwreck that you can't look away from", namely Aaron being arrested after allegedly sending his co-host an image of Nick Rekieta's wife and saying "Your boy didn't do too bad, did he?"

Ana admitted that she "even started reading Kiwi Farms about it."

No word yet on whether Nick Rekieta intends to change his Streamyard avatar:

Does she know nick uses that photoshopped pic of her sometimes for his avatar?

Link to Rekieta thread

 

[Breadbassket]

A cybersex prostitution ring has been uncovered on the online game platform known as Roblox.

Spoiler

 

[Layton Mysteries]

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Matt Walsh tricked race-traitor Robin DiAngelo, author of "White Fragility" and anti-bias training "expert", into paying reparations to his black employee by dressing up as a anti-racist hipster, complete with what appears to be three-quarter length jeggings. The full documentary the clip is from will be released on September 13th.
Discuss in A&H.
Discuss in Matt Walsh Thread.