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Antifa horrorcow / skitzcow terrorist and Alyssa's right-hand simp Dave "Airbagged" Rivera is permanently banned again from Xitter for not only ban-evading as a parody account, but inciting violence and terrorism, AND his spamming obsession with his death fetish of Mark "Grummz" Kern getting killed with hammers. So spamming GIFs of Grummz getting killed with hammers is now bannable on Xitter. He's still active on Bsky while trying to make more alts on Xitter. Don't know if all these alts are his Antifa dickriding simps, or the real Dave Rivera.
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Dylan Mulvaney of Bud Light fame got an autobiography published where he talks about pissing, his dick, Bud Light, taking ayahuasca, and hating his based and non-supporting mother.
As an update to the horrors, @Chickenpolar has discovered the man began lactating while on Ayahuasca and hallucinating about breastfeeding.
As I held two babies in my arms, I cried, because I hadn’t let myself envision this future out of fear. Whether that’s in the cards for me or not, it was a sweet release into a life I didn’t think possible.
And here’s where shit gets realllllly weird. How do I put this . . . I lactated out of my nipples.
Now, you might be thinking, Dylan, you metaphorically lactated, right? I thought the same thing, at first. Until I felt the shirt on my body starting to become soaked, not with sweat.
- Dylan Mulvaney, Paper Doll, 2025
 
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Tarl Warwick, aka Styxhexenhammer666, aka Stolas's future fleshlight, has apparently injured himself trying to cast crystal blood magic during a Lunar Eclipse using a stolen vial of his Ex-Girlfriend's blood.

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In addition to vague posting about the items on twitter, the crystal and blood vile were able to be seen in the background of his videos over the last several days, presumably because he was trying to make sure his Ex was aware of the spell to increase it's memetic effectiveness.




Tarl's Ex claims he stole her blood vial (and her child's kazoo) here:

Tarl discusses his Blood Moon Ritual and his resulting injury here:
 
SocialBlade, one of the most-popular websites for tracking internet influencer growth, has lost access to tracking Twitter/X statistics.

tl;dr: SocialBlade was on the $200/mo API subscription tier, and X randomly decided to tell them they needed to be on their Enterprise package in order to gather the information they were gathering. The cost of this package is not public, and differs depending on clients, but the range given on the website is anywhere between $42,000 - $210,000/mo.

SocialBlade was denied the ability to gradually increase their API licensing fee to match growth, and X would not consider lower prices without a commitment to subscribe.

Full disclosure text from SocialBlade:

The question of why X is removed from our new update is our #1 question, understandably, so going to answer this in full, just once. We did not plan on removing X, it only happened at the last minute, but you all deserve to know the full reason. Long post..

X is welcome to monetize their platform however they like. We know first hand it costs a lot of money to run a website, especially as big as X, especially if your goal is to be profitable vs just spending VC funding and operating at a loss. Also, when choosing customers a business must decide if they want a few very high paying customers, or a lot of lower paying customers, or a mix. Each has their own benefits.

A decade ago when we added Twitter stats to our website there was no charge to developers from Twitter so they were squarely in the get a lot of low/no paying customers category. We too are in that category as most of the information on our website can be accessed for free. We do have paid features for power users, but even those we price as low as we can to keep the website running and the small team on board to maintain and expand them.

Two years ago X decided to switch this up. The API they provided to developers was divided into three paid levels. Thankfully everything we needed to use to operate was included in their lowest level, a $100/mo charge which eventually changed to $200/mo.

Last month however X reached out, via their lawyer, and stated that Social Blade was not allowed to use the $200/mo package anymore, and should be on the Enterprise package which they don't list an exact price for publicly but list that it ranges from $42,000 to $210,000 a month if you click apply now for it on their developer website. They said their intention is that any established website/app/etc is supposed to be on Enterprise. They said the other tiers are for hobbyist or prototypes and said "all of your peers have either had to unwind or transition to enterprise" and encouraged us to "expand and monetize your X integration more aggressively."

There was some talk about a lower price, but they would not check if they were even allowed to offer it without us committing to paying it first, and even the lower price was still a major price hike and wouldn't change this outcome too much. Our biggest ask was to be able to have a gradual increase to allow us to grow things along with them, but they were not interested in this.

At the end of the day we were left with a choice. Either immediately put all X stats behind a paywall and aggressively monetize facing backlash from that, or remove X from our website. Depending on how aggressively monetized this would mean somewhere from hundreds to many thousands of you would need subscribe out of the gate for us to just break even.

While it's not impossible that we'd be able to get that many of you to sign up right away for something that was free up to this point, it was a giant risk that could end up in us not being able to run the rest of the website either.

We hold no ill will towards X and defend their right to monetize however they see fit. If they did want to work with us on a sustainable path forward to bring things back they have our contact info. Just like they made a business decision to keep their lights on, we did the same.

So with all of that said, we're again very sorry about the removal of X from the website. Hopefully this helps you understand a little more of what happened behind the scenes. Thank you to our amazing community who has supported us over the years for understanding.

As a result, expect properly tracking hemorrhaging and growing influencer lolcows to become more difficult.

Discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-twi...witter-musk-owns-twitter.117620/post-20832403
 
A 32-year-old man says his stepmom and recently-deceased father kept him locked in his room for over 20 years. Besides the parents, his two half-sisters and late grandmother are claimed to have been aware of his captivity. He escaped by setting a fire and told first responders that he wanted his freedom.

At the time of getting out. medical records state that the escaped man weighed just approximately 68 pounds and stood at 5 feet 9 inches. A relative visiting him while he was recovering in a medical facility said "he looks like a Holocaust survivor."

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Discuss Here.
 
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@Bryan Dunn - washed out GG sperg and known dick chaser - has been spotted defending the honor of DarkSydePhil online against his ex-Jim replacement PPP .
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Also on the latest stream with fellow KF seether Pederasty he called Phil's detractors "no life losers".

The absolute irony of those events lies in the fact that back in the day Bryan tried really hard to weasel his way into the ranks of Sons of Kojima, who were probably one of the most autistic examples of online hate community and were involved in many scummy things. One of them being months long attacks of Bryan against @BSV - then moderator of Phil's chat and top donor, including smearing him as a pedophile and using this very place for this.

Spoiler: Bryan wasn't married to anyone at the time.
 
Kanye “Ye” West is having another “moment”, and went ahead and announced his new studio / “headquarters” to the masses on X:
In more Kanye news, he released (and deleted) a snippet from his new song called "Bully". Kanye asks the insightful question, "How can I be Hitler when I'm a fucking nigger?"





If anyone is curious, Kanye used his TRUE and HONEST vocals instead of AI.
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