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Hello, you Absolute Niggers. Karl Jobst, who achieved the world record for most money lost in a lawsuit by a speedrunner, has had his thread moved out of the Prospering Grounds.
Come discuss the newly crowned Queen of Kong here.
 
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Ancient lolcow, Philip Vincent Haskins Delici aka ADF had his motion for dismissal denied in the 2024 pepper spraying case of an unarmed woman. He's using the occasion to cry about Andy Ngo and the Kiwi Farms. Phil has kicked off a new e-begging campaign via a 23 skeet thread asking for pepper spray, a baton, and Bowie knife.
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Meanwhile he fears becoming the recipient of letter bombs from Zionist organizations.
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It all starts here.
 
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Hector Martin aka AsahiLina aka The Byuu Urn Guy is sperging out on a linux kernel dev again after he quit trying to contribute code to the kernel a few months back over a maintainer not liking the coding language rust being used in the kernel. This time he's upset that someone took over authorship of one of his patches and removed him from the author list after they added to it. After the dev apologized and asked hector what he should do to make it right. Hector didn't respond and changed the license on all his code to CC-0 and posted on reddit and bluesky about it.
 
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Everyone's favorite beanie wearing, Chinisium Meteor Sword Weildig, Kimchi Ubermensch has met with King of the Jews Bibi:
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And instantly after that he started defending the black kid who stabbed a white kid to death for asking him to move at a high school football game, because diversity is truly our greatest strength and that white kid experienced the full force of diverse experiences that day.
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Hello, you absolute homosexuals! Continuous digging through old forum posts made by Karl Jobst (pronounced Yobst) has revealed more of his fascinating eccentricities, ranging from sexually harassing various other men in the speedrun community while proclaiming himself to be a homosexual, to completely sperging out in all caps tirades, to insisting that spending 10+ hours making fake speedrun videos was proof that he's actually pretty fucking cool (at least his mum thinks so).

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But who's the hottest man of them all?

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Open your glass of love and prepare for liftoff in the swiftly growing Karl Jobst (pronounced Yobst) thread here:
 
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Anus Johma, husband of Icukkkz has found herself in an interesting position. A random Twitter Troll created a change.org petition for Anisa to deadlift 260 pounds in exchange for a 5000, later upped to 6000 dollar donation to Creator Clash 3. Anus proceeded to reply with the video of her doing her bitch made trap bar deadlift (off platforms. For non lifting Kiwi's this is basically cheating as you remove the hardest part of a deadlift) from 2 years ago and demand the money (failing to follow the rules of the petition). Naturally the Twitter user refused to pay saying Anisa failed the challenge (she did).
This has prompted FroggyFresh's wife Jessica (Jessica 124) to re-emerge on our site and offer 10,000$ instead if Anisa can do the deadlift, on live stream, in front of an impartial judge, in the next 2 days. UPDATE: Jessica is now offering 20,000$ This offer has been relayed to Anus via the twitter troll, she is aware of it.

Come watch Anus fail to pick up (ha ha pun) what should be the easiest W in her history since she's a badass muscle mommy 🤢
 
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Autistic retard Bowblax/MrMissManshee has leaked his owned YouTube channel list on the "PoundingBowblax" Gmail. He presumably attempted to create an Indian Translation Channel for his (dead) Twitter VS series to attempt replacing his audience with Indians. He was apparently so ashamed of this failed venture that he fully deleted it himself.
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He also has an "AI Slop" channel in which he uploaded... whatever this is.
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Discuss:
 
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Back on November 12th, 2024, two Californians sued Ubisoft over the shutdown of their racing game, "The Crew". For those who are unaware, Ubisoft shut down The Crew servers on March 31st, 2024; however, with the servers being shut down, there was literally no way to play the game. Even in single-player mode, the game would refuse to start, and your rights to use the product you paid the money for were completely taken away.

Ubisoft has responded in probably the most scummy way possible. They argued that there was no reason for players to believe they were purchasing “unfettered ownership rights in the game" and want the lawsuit to be dismissed
The company’s lawyers argued in that filing, reviewed by Polygon, that there was no reason for players to believe they were purchasing “unfettered ownership rights in the game.” Ubisoft has made it clear, lawyers claimed, that when you buy a copy of The Crew, you’re merely buying a limited access license.
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:unholy:LMAO YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD A RIGHT TO OWN THESE GAMES:unholy:

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ubisoft-sellout.129360/post-21068611
 
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Andrew Wilson, best known as the "based and redpilled" Christian ethicist who argues in favor of Christian nationalism on the Whatever podcast, is the latest conservative influencer to give a full-throated defense of Andrew Tate, the Muslim pornographer accused of sex trafficking women, holding them captive, forcing them into sex work, and raping/beating them. His big defense? "Admitting to those crimes was just trolling, bro!"

Come discuss the advancement of Christian ethics by supporting sex trafficking Mohammedans:
 
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A roundup of the last week's exciting news from the world's favourite globe-spanning empire turned slightly damp kebab shop.

The constabulary (police) of West Yorkshire, a county that is over 75% white, is temporarily declining white applicants in a brazen push for diversity - this is after whistle-blowers revealed that they have already employed discriminatory and illegal hiring practices such as simply reserving entry-level positions for diverse candidates and coaching them through interviews. This is on the back of last month when criminal sentencing guidelines in the UK were changed so that white men faced harsher penalties.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/police-force-blocks-white-applicants-to-boost-diversity.216796/ | Posted by @Useful_Mistake

A retired police detective from the same county testified that he had been threatened with arrest by a member of social services with an officer in tow for investigating the 'Grooming Gangs' scandal. The detective personally witnessed acts of grooming and underage prostitution.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/revealed-retired-police-officer-claims-he-was-threatened-with-arrest-amid-abuse-gangs-investigation.216867/ | Posted by @Catch The Rainbow

Speaking of which, the Labour Party has dropped plans for at least 5 separate inquiries into the 'Grooming Gangs' scandal, diverting funds to local councils to investigate at their own discretion. Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is facing a backbench revolt over the issue.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/labour-drops-plans-for-rape-gang-inquiries.216864/ | Posted by @chiobu

Hamas, affronted at being labelled a terrorist organization for committing terrorism, has demanded the UK government rescind the label.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hamas-sues-british-government-in-fury-over-being-branded-terror-group-as-uk-urged-to-change-course-on-relationship-with-colonialism.216787/#post-21059571 | Posted by @chiobu

At HMP Frankland, a maximum security prison, prisoners who refuse to join competing Islamic fundamentalist gangs are being isolated for their own safety.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/prisoners-held-in-isolation-to-keep-them-safe-from-islamists.216721/ | Posted by @chiobu

The European Court of Justice is expected to rule that Ireland cannot use the excuse that it has inadequate housing to not house foreign asylum seekers.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/irelan...asylum-seekers-ecj-says.216852/#post-21068643 | Posted by @Windows XP Home Edition

Glasgow, which is buckling under the weight of thousands of asylum seekers, is facing a massive rise in sexual assault and domestic violence incidents. Labour Deputy Leader Councillor Soryia Siddique has called for "clear, practical steps" such as a 'masculinity action plan' for boys and young men.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shocki...gainst-women-in-glasgow.216690/#post-21046393 | Posted by @Temperance

And finally, the government is using data profiled from offenders and victims to develop an algorithmic 'murder-prediction' system (yes, that kind) to identify individuals most likely to kill or reoffend. UK based civil liberty group Statewatch characterised it as "dystopian".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/uk-cre...ple-most-likely-to-kill.216677/#post-21045230 | Posted by @Breadbassket

And now, the weather.

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In Twitch News, Nmplol, aka Nick, a friend of Sodapoppin (the former guild leader of OnlyFangs) had some divorce docs drop this month between him and his soon to be ex wife Malena (who used to edit for Soda). In it, she alleges Nick had been financially crippling her, tried to keep her in the dark with his antics, which included him (allegedly) cheating on her with a girl in Amsterdam.

Nick also attempted to keep their divorce docs sealed, but Malena refused. A snippet of the court docs are posted here.
 
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