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A relatively big-name twitter TIM claims to have killed himself. In the twitlonger where he announces his suicide, he also details the way he was allegedly coerced into moving back to Saudi Arabia and then detransitioning in turn by a group consisting of a lawyer, a 'cybersecurity expert', and their 'associate' who were hired by his conservative Muslim parents. His 'girlfriend' claims to have also found out about his suicide through the twitlonger, prompting a series of forced-sounding 'I'm so brocken and sad' tweets. Journos have allegedly also already started reaching out to him.
 
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A retard target of the Foodist community, a group of cow-tipping dipshit pedophiles, made a Kiwi account under the name @InkDemonStephen and posted a near page long story.
He made light conversation with Kiwi, @Sprate Header , DMed him, and Sprate proceeded to convince them they were about to be hacked, and claimed the only way to prevent this was to send his dox info so Sprate could send them so called “Kiwi Cyberdefense Tools,”.
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Inky immediately sent the dox over.

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The Dragon Demands is the worlds angriest Game Of Thrones fan. Spent 10 years on every website related to the show screaming, ran a wiki with an iron fist and ran a small Youtube channel that he considered his 'job' as a 'journalist.'

He needed to replace his video editing software, so he announces how he is pirating Adobe Premier and DaVinci Resolve. Tut tut.


The OP of that thread describes the social media ass-kicking he got in 2022, but he's still a fighter.
Feeling alienated from his wiki, he wrote a novella to review the book about 2022 TV show based on George R.R. Martin's novel. He screamed at some Thrones Twitter over Sansa Stark for a day and got blocked. He would like the world to understand that he is just a gonzo journalist.*


* He probably works in a library.
 
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Nick Rekieta, invoking his status as trust fund lawlpope, wants YOU to DONATE so he can not work a job after getting sued by Montgraph (No refunds!).
The DSP begathon arc (I DID NOTHING WRONG) has begun with a "coordinated" twitter campaign and is full of slapfights between Rekieta guards and twitards dragging Nick for being a hypocrite.

Meanwhile Nick's ODD is also making him try to skirt Locals rules. Which may end up hilariously backfiring if he gets yeeted from youtube again.

As always the farms win.
 
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OG Lolcow superstar Pamperchu decided to join the Kiwi Farms telegram channel and graced us with a firsthand account of how a day in his life looks like, including, but not limited to:

-Being a non-offending pedophile (not fucking kids, but jacking them off is A-OK)
-Whether he ate the microwaved diapers he dumpster dived for or not
-Having sex with golden retrievers
-His current gay polyamorous relationship
-His academic credentials and current job and housing situation

He also joined Voicechat and the resident members took turns having a Q&A with him ,which ended abruptly with Pamperchu falling asleep in a drunken stupor.
Almost all of his voice messages and the Voice calls were recorded , so if you dare, The madness starts here
 
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Here some recent Jack Scalfani updates, as he recovers from his recent 4th stroke.

After waiting thirty minutes for an attendant to take him to the bathroom, Jack threatens to piss on the floor or risk injury by lifting himself into his wheelchair. Tammy bitches him out for risking serious injury by trying to get into his wheelchair by himself.


The first image of Jack in his wheelchair have been released. Jack looks noticably fatter than before and even his "good" left arm looks kind of gimpy.

 
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Russell Greer has released a trailer to his upcoming movie. The trailer is a single still picture of a whore with audio of a guy doing a wacky trailer voice while a Pink song, possibly copyright infringed, plays. He's also named his movie studio "Paralyzed Face Productions" (yes really). It uses the universal symbol for wheelchair users (yes really).
 
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