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This thread is only for reporting happenings. It is not for any discussion. Any post anywhere on the site may be linked here as a 'happening', but it must be an internal link on the site. Don't worry if your happening is too insignificant; the current problem is that people don't really use it enough.
Do's
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Do's
- Use this thread, even if you don't think you're "famous". It's a great way to share things you enjoy.
- Always include a concise description of what has happened.
- Always include a link to the Kiwi Farms. This is not negotiable. Quotes are OK, inline links are OK, but just copy+pasting the URL to its own line is the best.
- Optionally, include a thumbnailed image (how do I thumbnail an image?) or video to complement the link.
- Occasional stupid/fun updates are from minor threads welcome.
- Do not ever, under any circumstances, use this thread as a place to discuss, litigate, or argue with other users for any reason whatsoever.
- Do not ever link off-site. Every link must point to the Kiwi Farms, even if the post it is linking to has off-site links.
- Do not put gratuitous banners in your post. If you want to add a banner, you keep it small.
- Similarly, do not stylize your post. Don't change the font, change text color, text size, or use alignment tags to center things.
- Do not embed an excessive amount of media. About one image or video per link is acceptable. If it's a very large summary, you can get away with more, but it better be worth it.
- Do not promote threads about people or groups who benefit from or seek attention, such as ...
- Cybercriminal organizations, especially in the industry of pornography,
- People directly trying to antagonize the Kiwi Farms for self-enrichment,
- Pornographers (i.e. anyone with an OnlyFans doing any sort of publicity stunt),
- ... unless the update is that they're dead, in jail, or otherwise have verifiable life-ruining problems.
- Posts that exist to respond to an update which belong in the actual thread of the submitted content.
- Posts with no Kiwi Farms link.
- Posts with links to any website, but especially OnlyFans or other self-enrichment sites.
- Posts which are angry rebuttals disguised as 'clarification' or an 'update'.
- Posts which contain uncensored NSFW.
- Posts that are significantly factually incorrect. Do not reply in the thread to correct people.
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