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[Markass the Worst]

@The Real Slim Shady has harnessed the power of stylometry autism to prove that the document alleging Byuu's suicide that was published by Hector Martin, who claimed that he didn't write it but someone else did, was actually written by him after all.

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[Dire Dire Cocks]

The mugshot of Donald J. Trump has been released, along with his inmate number, being “P01135809”.

Discuss in Trump thread

Discuss in A&N

Discuss in 2024 Republican Primary thread

Due to this, he has also made a apparent comeback to Twitter, with this tweet. (A)

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Famous Twitch streamer Kai Cenat, best known for inciting a riot in NYC a month ago, is making and staring in a Rush Hour inspired comedy movie, called "Global Pursuit". He is staring along with famous rapper Lil Yachty, and the entire movie will be premiered for free on his YouTube and Twitch.

ST | Onion

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Eric July of the Rippaverse has uploaded a video saying he is taking legal action after being sued for trademark infringement over ISOM by a Church in San Bernadino, in his video he implies Vito and Dick Masterson are behind this (.st) and brings out email chains he obtained. His RICO allegations may have more merit than Montagraph's.

Meanwhile, Vito deleted some tweets, Dick doubled down on twitter (.st) and on Nick Rekieta's stream (.st) like you would in a balldo orgy at the GAY♂90s. Rekieta claims he is not responsible for anyone else's shitstirring (.st).

No thread in the lolsuits subforum yet.

 

[Relinquish]

Remember that one basketball american who entered people's houses and vehicles without permission? Well, after he somehow got bailed out, he started crying on social media saying that "people are out to get me"
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[Useful_Mistake]

Have you ever wanted to know how to talk to a widow, a process most demanding? Fear not, noble peasant, for Lolcow Melinda Scott has made a 14 minute guide just for you! Her qualifications to guide you are as follows:

• She is a widow (her husband blew his brains in front of her because he hated her, though instead she blames the Jews)
• Her family is starving to death because she doesn't work (she contested this earlier in the thread by claiming she's selling books (though no one buys them))
• She has seven children, many of which come from different husbands.

Now, isn't this the most qualified of all resumes? The guide can be found here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/melinda-leigh-scott-marshall-castersen.32118/post-16690960

 

[Anonitolia]

ENA’s voice actor, @RealGamerDuck, has supposedly been outed as a sex pest who coerced his girlfriend into sex repeatedly and gave her an STI. These accusations are detailed in a 34-page google doc made by his ex. He was hired to replace Marc Rafanan, another sex pest who’d groomed a minor.
As of now, Duck’s Twitter has gone private.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/western-animation.8497/page-683#post-16691246

 

[Londo]

Reposted as I didn't add to a thread.

CHRIS CHAN HAD HIS CASE DISMISSED. HIDE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS.

DIMENSIONAL MERGE

 

[D_Tractor]

Chris was spotted in Lynchburg Walmart buying a 30 pack of Coke and a gallon of lemon scented bleach.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/more-post-jail-sightings-megathread.165054/post-16689730

There is a 2006 Chevrolet Aveo registered in Virginia with the license plate "SONCIHU"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/more-post-jail-sightings-megathread.165054/post-16690141

 

[Sprate Header]

Following the Reduxx's reporting on litigious child molester Anthony Halliday (a.k.a. "Stephanie Hayden"), Caroline Farrow was sent a warning from the Surrey Police for supporting the Reduxx.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Two redditors traveled to 14 Branchland Court, and managed to get a new picture of Barbara Chandler, who looks completely dead inside.



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[Strangolapreti]

Josh seems to have been suspended again from Elon MusX's site X.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Patrick Tomlinson's pro se filing to delay his contempt hearing is available to read and it is by far the best thing he has ever authored. it attempts to relitigate his already lost case, demands quasi identify himself, faildoxes quasi, and accuses a federal judge of conspiring against him. edit- jpegs version

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The CEO of the International School of Ministry (ISOM) has posted a statement on Twitter regarding their potential legal action against Eric July.

He says that the lawsuit has deliberately not been served and a letter was sent asking to "discreetly negotiate" and "resolve these issues in a discreet and amicable way". He notes that "what has transpired in the past few days has been anything but discreet".

The letter implies that ISOM has yet to receive any response from Eric July, who instead posted a video about being sued.

He also says that ISOM has "practical ideas" about how to resolve the dispute with Eric July, which ISOM still hope "to discuss if he calls us as we requested in our letter".

The REAL ISOM CEO has chimed in

https://twitter.com/ceoisomorg/status/1695213094044405767 https://archive.ph/XZ6ir

 

[Seafarer]

Andy Ngo has been awarded $300,000 ($100,000 each) in a lawsuit against 3 Antifa members that assaulted him.

It should be noted that none of the Antifags bothered to show up to the hearing, which apparently gave Andy the win by default.

Also one of the defendants is a tranny named “Sammich Overkill Schott-Deputy” (real name “Joseph Evans”):



(.st link) | (.net link)

 

[GenociderSyo]

Litigious Youtuber Iiluminaughtii has been attempting to silence her ex friend OzMedia for months now. After she was exposed by others (who she also send cease and desists too) she started sending him cease and desists before he ever came out about her to keep him from making a video about her.

She has now sued him in an attempt to get the house he owns. (She has in the past made up fake contracts for a car that she then went and stole later)

Today she appears to have gotten his go fund me shut down.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Earl Dube a.k.a TheWhiteBowser, who was previously fired from his cinema job for groping a minor, and has admitted to owning a discord server full of pedophiles, in which he exposed underage users to porn, may be working a new job with disabled children.

Thread link https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/earl-dube-earldube93-the-white-bowser.153418/post-16693147

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Saga of MisterDicknBalls, the greatest superchatter in history, continues apace.

In the aftermath of the Jack Murphy meltdown, the relationship between Sydney Watson and her "You are Here" cohost Elijah Schaffer collapsed. Ultimately leading to her being fired. In February of this year, Watson filed a lawsuit alleging Blaze Media, an LLC started and run by Glenn Beck, violated the 1964 Civil Rights act provisions on Gender and Religious discrimination. Blaze Media's lawyers attempted to get the case put into Arbitration and have since been smacked down by the judge. In a boiler plate response, Blaze Media categorically denies everything while offering no alternative explanation.

The case has now proceeded to the scheduling phase.

Onion : Clear

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

A shooting occurred in Jacksonville, FL. The shooter left a manifesto stating that he “hated black people” primarily as his motive.

Strangely, the known manifesto of a troon mass shooter who killed children has yet to be released over “security concerns,”.

Really makes you think…

((Link to news report thread)

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

FouseyTube has broken his 4 day silence from the mental hospital after being Baker Acted.

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