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[LikeAStone 2.0]

3 US soldiers were killed by a drone strike in Jordan by non-American forces.

Here we go again.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In a huge win for voting and democracy, the European Union promised to "sabotage" Hungary's economy, and cause a market collapse leading to starving of Hungary's people if Hungary votes wrong

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/european-parliament-backs-resolution-calling-for-suspending-hungarys-eu-voting-rights.180954/post-17612890

 

[Useful_Mistake]

IRS contractor who had leaked tax records of many people including Donald Trump and Elon Musk has been given $5,000 fine and 5 years prison. During sentencing the judge compared his acts to January 6th, and called it an attack on “our constitutional democracy” (US is not a constitutional democracy)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-17613542

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralphbros...

Ethan Ralph has broken up with his Mexican prostitute girlfriend after a trip to Mexico City:

 

[Sprate Header]

Torswats has allegedly been revealed to be Alan Winston Filion.


While WIRED had opted to not include Torswats' name within their article about his arrest, user @Zay-Two-Kay claims to have reached out to the authorities of Seminole, FL (where Torswats will soon be extradited), to which the official he was speaking with provided the Alan Filion name.

Okay, @Zay-Two-Kay forwarded me the email they received from the cops, and it definitely looks legit to me. The nested version of Zay's original email that the cops received contains a warning about the email being from "outside of the organization" (as one would expect from an email system that a police department would have set up), the purported email address of the cop is real and listed on their official site, and the cop's reply contains a phone number and address for the department, the PNG of their county seal, and the department's official Facebook and Twitter accounts.

There's also a couple minute details that add to my belief this probably isn't an elaborate fabrication, that being that the header of the cop's reply (being viewed from Zay's end) is in another language, which would be a weird thing to include if someone was trying to make as convincing a fake as possible. It would also be weird for a hoaxer to have the original email to the cops be sent mid-day on Jan. 27, while the cop's reply only came tonight, with an apology for the late reply because their system had marked Zay's email as spam.

This looks plausible to me.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Pentagon has officially denied using Taylor Swift to conduct govermental psyops

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-17616722

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

One unfortunate piece of news that was missed, but as of Sunday, Nitter is officially dead. Guest tokens can no longer be made, and any tokens made before then expire around Valentine's Day. Nitter instances that use actual accounts (to view NSFW content) are on borrowed time until their accounts are banned and will not always work even then.

 

[notorietus]

Kanye West was spotted by TMZ. A reporter asked if his wife had free will while she was recording him, and Kanye snatched her phone and lectured her.

In this video, he is walking and reporter asks “Does your wife have free will”, and Kanye snatches her phone and then lectures her about how innapropiate it is. She asks for her phone back multiple times and Kanye says “I’ll pay them double what they pay you.” There’s more context to this, so you should see it for yourself.

Talk about it here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kanye-west-ye.17026/post-17620442

EDIT: fixed attachment. Thanks @BMO_

 

[Stage5BrainCancer]

The bitter internet animator/ failed comedian/ NFT enthusiast Jonathan D Gran, known on youtube as UnkleJoe (Bernstein) is having another schizo fit,

The fit started yesterday when Joe randomly started uploading old Looney Tunes cartoons to his channel, presumably ones in the public domain. This may be due to Steamboat Willie becoming public domain on Jan 1st this year.




Doesn't seem too out of the ordinary. However, Joe has now started uploading strange (parody?) videos focusing on the Isreal v. Palestine war. It seems like he's using random media clips to bitch about it, like an annoying sperg.

He has done the same with uploading 30 videos about Rick and Morty during the whole Justin Roiland situation, so he could be trying to latch on to some more internet popularity.



Which could make sense, considering his previous track record.



Whatever the case is, it's very strange. Link to thread here.

 

[notorietus]

A massive failure has occured in the DNS of all .ru/РФ domains. This caused the entire .ru domain space to be unresolvable globally.

This is stated in the message of the Coordination Center for Domains: "There was a technical problem that affected the zone. RU, associated with the global DNSSEC infrastructure”.

Talk about it here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/a-massive-failure-occurred-in-the-ru-domain-zone.181860/
(thanks @Scout Trooper for help)

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Keffals has announced he's giving up political commentary and moving to his new horror-themed YouTube channel, "ScaredAwakeYT"

How long until this blows up in his face?

 

[Blackstar]

Nool has been blocked by the fart kween

 

[D_Tractor]

Bud Light is sponsoring Shane Gillis

 

[lol cow supreme]

Is this the BEGGINING OF THE END for the legendary fat Canadian cockroach?

Chantal aka Foodie Beauty aka Mariam the Muslim has been complaining of intense "back pain" and claiming sciatica so bad that she is now bed bound since Sunday. Her first mention of "sciatica" was weeks ago after her flight back from Canada to get her cheating husband in line. Some of us believe its worse than simple back pain...if you're a medfag please come weigh in. Some speculations include blood clots, limb ischemia, diabetic neuropathy, or just plain fat straining the body to the limit

In eithercase we have entered the PNG/VTUBER ERA of Foodie Beauty, who has taken to laying in (death) bed streaming and filming with a PNG background and chat on stream. Today this is her avatar:

Come get in on the best fat-gorl action since Big Mamma's House was released on DVD

The V_tuber "podcast" era starts now

The "Bedbound" era started a few days prior if you'd like to catch up on all the medical issues including "The er nurse gave me a shot with the longest needle bigger than the great wall of china"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Ralphamale's romantic getaway from hell has imparted strength to Jim, who will be streaming about Ralph's recent breakup this Friday at 7pm CST:



Link to discussion

 

[Sprate Header]

Torswats' mugshot dropped! He's a fatass!

(also we were right about the name, Alan Winston Filion)

This is accompanied by a press release from the Seminole Sheriff's Office:

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Justin Mohn decapitated his father then showed his head in a video where he claimed that he's leading a militia to retake America from Biden. However he's swiftly captured by the police after posting his video. Interestingly enough there's a Anti-Militia Law that's going to be passed by Congress.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/page-3629#post-17624568

https://web.archive.org/web/20240131040431/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2024/01/12/extremists-trade-crypto-federal-anti-militia-law/72197134007/

Spoiler: Related Graphic Video

https://files.catbox.moe/ynchaz.mp4

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta hasn't shown up for any of his streams since appearing in his hot tub with his wife Kayla and Aaron and April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show on Sunday night "joking" about being bisexual swingers. He also hasn't posted on Twitter since Saturday.

There was radio silence from Nick on social media yesterday, as he missed his show with zero explanation.

On Tuesday night, after being silent all day, Rekieta announced he was cancelling a second show in a row, claiming to be severely ill and "so out of it" on Monday that he was not even able to post a cancellation notice for his stream, even though the night before he was healthy enough to get drunk in a hot tub in the depth of the Minnesotan winter.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

TOTAL CALIFORNIA DEATH!!!!!

California coastal cities from San Francisco to San Diego are on high alert for flooding. The entire state is expecting two storms.

Thread discussion (.st) (https://kiwifarms.st/threads/california-braces-for-flooding-and-feet-of-snow-in-mountains.181910/)

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Paul Harrell, a well known guntuber, was recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and more recently revealed it to be in a terminal phase. Other guntubers have rallied to get his channel to 1 million subscribers before his death and managed to do so as of this morning.

Discuss