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Bill Jensen aka Shane Boyle, the infamous fake Christian streamer who everyone confuses with Chris Griffin from Family Guy, has finally managed to seemingly complete his love quest by finding a woman to come onto his streams with him.
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Place your bets as to how long this relationship will last.
For those of you who don't know who Bill is, here's a video of Josh reacting to one of Shane's clips.
 
platform shitshow time :gunt:

Gumroad (the popular powerful, but simple, e-commerce platform that hosts a lot of creators including Sam Hyde), no longer allows most NSFW art which caused a lot of major adult creators to panic (Gumroad said this was because of restrictions from payment processors like Stripe and PayPal). This happened a week ago, but more people are starting to notice and Gumroad is now deleting tweets for damage control. Kemono.su, a large archive website, has mass archived Gumroad posts and artists.
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Speaking of creators, DeviantArt is being condemned for promoting AI-Generated content. This is because of a tweet they did which promoted an artist named Mikonotai who made $12K on their platform last year. However, a lot of it is massively AI-Generated, and sold for less than 10 dollars per piece, causing DeviantArt to go full DFE mode & mass hide replies on Twitter and block people. Discuss that here.
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Kiwi Farms Community Doom Mapping Project is complete. Come and play!!!

A lot of people has contributed to this project and the result is 17 maps with some custom assets. The maps are made by complete newbies to experienced mappers. Most are good, some are bad, some are easy, some are very hard, but they are all very retarded.
Hope you enjoy.

(It would be great if a mod could add "released" to the thread title too.)

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Catherine Windsor, better known as Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales and wife of Prince William the heir presumptive to the throne, has not been seen in almost 4 months. The only news out of the British Government has been an "unspecified abdominal surgery" that allegedly took place in January. As questions began to swirl, her twitter account essentially did a "weekend at bernies" with her, posting a clearly photoshopped picture pretending that it was done in the present. Which it was not. Rumors are now swirling that Prince William himself may be responsible for what happened to the Princess, and an absolute cone of silence in the British press has resulted in the start of a feeding frenzy across in the Atlantic in the USA.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/united...lies-drama-general-thread.65062/post-17948951

In an update, Princess Kate confirms she has cancer.
 
For all of you who aren’t sportsball nerd such as myself, there’s been big happenings in Major League Baseball recently involving the Dodgers’ Japanese mega star Shohei Ohtani. A prolific talent, Shohei has quickly become the face of the MLB and recently signed with the Dodgers in a bank busting $700m deal.

His interpreter, Ippei Mizuhara, has apparently gotten himself into major debt with an illegal booking operation in California run by a man named Mathew Bowyer. Bowyer is currently under federal investigation for his booking op.

Ippei has now claimed he is at least $4.5 million in the hole with Bowyer’s group. For reference, Ippei had a salary of $85k while Ohtani was playing for the Los Angeles Angels. After coming clean to Shohei about his debts, Ippei claims that the two sat down and initiated “eight or nine” wire transfers to Bowyer of $500k each (the maximum allowed for a wire transaction in the US) directly from Ohtani’s bank account with “Loan” written in the note section. Wire transfers to a booking operation, legal or not, is a federal crime punishable for 2 years maximum per incident, meaning there’s a possible 16-18 year sentence in this instance.

Ohtani’s camp is now claiming that Ippei’s version of events is not true and that a “massive theft” has occurred after reviewing bank records. While spokesmen for Ohtani have not given a concrete amount, they are standing firm that Shohei had no clue of these transfers. Ippei was subsequently fired from his position in the Dodgers organization and has recanted his original story.

You can discuss this in the Baseball Thread here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/baseball-thread.1465/page-93#post-18015682

For a summary, here’s a timeline compiled by ESPN: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39784809/dodgers-shohei-ohtani-mizuhara-theft-line
 
Netflix has revealed a trailer for a new documentary on everyone's favorite anonymous anime imageboard 4chan titled The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem, which pushes the misguided claim that the old anonymous imaged board turned into a far right nazi incel pro-Trump hellhole that was also behind QAnon.
The documentary also features self-proclaimed "Leader of Anonymous", homeless drug addict, and former 420Chan owner Kirtaner/Aubrey Cottle and the crippled, troll's remorse suffering-founder of 8Chan, Frederick Brennan/Hotwheels.
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Naturally, already this video has a poor like-to-dislike ratio for how awfully biased it has turned out.
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The Documentary plans on being released worldwide on April 5th, but it has already been shown at SXSW, and reviews from that haven't been good.
There has been a growing subgenre of non-fiction films that I jokingly call “Internet Bad” movies. The worst of these feel like shallow fearmongering, playing up the fears of older viewers like a modern “Reefer Madness.” Part of the problem with this subgenre is that too many filmmakers try to paint something as complex as the internet and technology in general with a very broad brush. The truth is that our technological revolution is way too complex for most feature films to begin to capture or even really comment on, especially as it's shifting every day, so doc filmmakers end up not saying anything by trying to say too much. “The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem” has a little bit of this problem as it traces the impact of 4chan from Rickrolling to the insurrection, but it’s more engaging than a lot of this doc subgenre by virtue of the filmmaking acumen of directors Giorgio Angelini (“Owned: A Tale of Two Americas”) and Arthur Jones (“Feels Good Man,” one of the best films in this category, by the way).

Like so many things that the internet poisons, 4chan started innocently enough, a community for people with shared interests to come together. One of the interesting tidbits learned in “The Antisocial Network” is how this system essentially followed another down the rabbit hole to toxicity as 2chan had been turned into a political nightmare in Japan. The early days of 4chan are almost lovingly memorialized, a time when people were fascinated by an online presence named “moot,” aka Christopher Poole, who would go on to become the Mark Zuckerberg of this organization. Seeing the early in-person meetings is fascinating, as is watching the groups fracture as more and more people wanted to make an offline impact through pranks that ultimately developed into the work of Anonymous and the QAnon conspiracy nuts. There’s a cautionary tale in the inherent flaws that come in this kind of shitposting and trolling in terms of escalation. When the trolls of 4chan, some of whom are interviewed here, got away with one thing then it would only lead to the desire to do something more impactful or crazier in the future.
For better or worse, “The Antisocial Network” seems reticent to point fingers, almost taking the stance that the kind of unchecked power that was held by 4chan was destined to corrupt and so we shouldn't really blame any of the people caught in this spider web. It sometimes feels like a few people, including one being interviewed, are let off the hook in terms of personal responsibility in a way that can be frustrating. These folks still did make choices. And, while the truth is that much of the activity on 4chan may not have created the giant rifts in society in 2024, it sure didn’t help, amplifying garbage like PizzaGate into the actual national conversation. Yes, Anonymous brought attention to issues like privacy and income inequity, but the cavalcade of conspiracy theories and flat-out lying to get clicks have dumbed down the entire country because no one knows what’s true anymore in a world where so many people believe that Q is real.
At its best, this point is embedded in “The Antisocial Network,” pulling back the curtain on so much of the bullshit of the last decade and revealing it to be just a bunch of people who tugged at the strings of national anxiety for the lulz. The film can be a bit weighed down in terms of hyperactive editing, but that’s because it’s trying to tell bits and pieces of so many stories, cutting between interviews about the practical history of 4chan and attempting to convey its international impact at the same time. In an era in which Netflix usually turns everything into a multi-episode series to drag it out for the viewing hours, it’s almost funny that a true story that could have justified more time gets shoved into a feature-length box that makes some of it feel shallow.
With all of its unpacked tragedies, “The Antisocial Network” fits pretty snugly into the “Internet Bad” category of documentaries, but it’s better than most because of how deftly it chronicles how it broke that way in the first place.
This review was filed from the SXSW Film Festival. It premieres on Netflix on April 5th.
You can read more about the documentary here.
 
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Patrick S. Tomlinson has wholeheartedly endorsed the ISIS mass-shooting in Moscow, making a series of tweets declaring that it is "bringing the war home" to the Russians/"Vatnyks" (Pat cannot spell). This is part of his ongoing apparent medical event in the past 48 hours since OnAForums admin Quasi101 returned from anonymity and confirmed Patrick's wife paid off the rest of Pat's debt for him from her bank account, possibly behind his back. This medical event has included Patrick tweeting the phrase "Enjoy prison" over 200 times/day, plastering his feed with gay pornography with his face edited in sent to him by stalkers, lying that OnA pests are making shooting/bomb threats to schools across Wisconsin his name, and threatening "Robert Porngay's" young children and the wife of another pest who sends him photos of her tits with life in prison.

Fatrick is not reacting well to backlash to this.
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