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Another 200 pages added!​

Artificial Stupidity said:
Breaking Balldo: A Non-Practicing Stream.

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/ea9Q8hbwt80
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For those who missed the stream, there are various archives for you to check out.
This one has live chat.

During Mister Metokur's stream, a bunch of e-celebrities showed up to laugh at Balldo. What a bountiful harvest.
- Mundane Matt, Matt Jarbo
- Fat pajeet mootahar, SomeOrdinaryGamers
- Eric July, Rippaverse
- Deadwingdork
- ThatUmbrellaGuy
- MagicMush
- Ruben Sim
- Beanology101
Sneeds said:
Deadwing Dork spotted
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Goku 1000000 O said:
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Umbrella Guy in chat.
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Return of the Freaker said:
God damn everyone really is here

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Finger Pistols said:
@Ruben Sim Hello my nigga. Glad you are enjoying the shitshow too.
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30+GameOvers said:
lmfao, look who's in the chat
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Mutahar, too.

Wonder when his Nick doc will be.
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PenguinSpy said:
Looks like Eric is watching
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Philier said:
Memology on chat
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Balldo is still technically a lawyer.
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Want to know what Balldo is up to?
Coping and SNEEDING in his Instagram hugbox. He still follows his coke dealer Sir Richie and the Minneapolis escort Sweet Minty.
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Balldo had this to say regarding the case.
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Massive cope. Your eyes are deceiving you.
To be honest, he does have a point, but he's Balldo, so no, what we didn't see was worse.

He's now busy beefing with a-logs and simps on Instagram.
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Link.

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He responded to some simp comment from 18 weeks ago, or more than 4 months ago.
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Balldo's enablers are now dogpiling the pastor, after they failed to pin the calls to action on Kiwi Farms.
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Nice friends you got there Balldo. With friends like these, who... I mean the milk flows.
That's right, Ethan Ralph is claiming the pastor swatted Balldo.
 
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I wouldn't normally post someone's fetlife in community happenings because it's not usually that big of a deal, but I'm taking a very special exception for a very special consent accidenter that's trying to hide his degenerate history, and fuck over this entire internet in an attempt to cover his tracks.

Liz fong-jones has been found to have a deleted fetlife account under "Lizthegrey" by user @Temperance XIV

Information is limited due to deactivation. But some comments were found, along with an "age play" themed board game night, and some self bondage on a train.
 
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Peter Scullys biggest fan and obnoxious faggot plagued moth has not been having a good time. You probably know him as the guy who's admitted to watching so notorious it was considered an urban legend "Daisy's Destruction" several times on YouTube.
Between losing his job because people found out he's a weird who watches CP and people dying on YouTube for peanuts and being behind two months on rent and going to court.
Mullet Man said:
Good grief
Essentially he got fired from his workplace because they found out he has a channel where he reacts to children being tortured, and he keeps projecting and trying to pin the blame on non-existent bogeymen like "the pedos" and "the trolls" when in reality everyone who knows him thinks he's a weirdo creep who reviews snuff films of children for a living and as a pastime.
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Dillan and Andrea are going to court on the 21st of this month, apparently stemming from 2 months of unpaid rent.View attachment 5829217
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"Daily Balldo"?​


We have another 200 pages. Balldo made this claim on his Instagram yesterday.
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Balldo made a couple posts, one seemed to be suicide baiting, the second walked it back, or he denies it.
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Someone who appears close to the Balldos claims the kids are being taken care of by grandparents.
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Want to know if Balldo is okay? Sure. Juju the Cow/Wolfie has an update for you.
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Aaron Imholte, host of the Steel Toe Morning Show was on Kino Casino today, spilling all the beans.​

Do note that Aaron is a scorned cuck, so was everyone in this mess. He and everyone else (Our Wife, Balldo and April) are unreliable narrators.
The only hero in this mess was the based pastor.
Sean (actual lawyer) also appeared on the show briefly to explain his perspective.

Summary of the stream:
Full summary here.
  • Aaron claims to be madly in love with Our Wife (Kayla Rekieta).
  • Our Wife and April did lesbian shit. Christian families by the way.
  • They were confirmed swinging.
  • Balldo self-abuses in tardrage after domestic incidents.
  • The 4 of them slept in the same bed. :story: Imagine the smell.
  • The kids would see all 4 of them walk out of the bedroom. How cute, right? FFS.
  • Balldo has erectile dysfunction! Broke Dick Nick! Non-functioning penis!
  • Their nanny quit because she can't take the abuse anymore.
  • Kayla was upset over Balldo licking the bottle. She cried.
  • Balldo would constantly cope and seethe about Kiwi Farms in conversations.
  • Balldo claimed @Null was the one profusely texting HIM in the shower, not the other way around.
  • Balldo punched a hole in the wall in tardrage like BossManJack when he was kicked out of homeschool co-op. :lossmanjack:
  • Aaron bought Our Wife Star Trek figurines. What a simp.
  • Balldo brought narcotics to Aaron's place, one of those plastic bullet toys with cocaine in it feel out and his 4-year-old child started to play with it.
  • Balldo had a safe specifically for his cocaine, he brought the safe to Aaron's house.
  • Balldo failed to make Our Wife cum.
  • Balldo took a St. Andrew's Cross to a hotel.
  • Balldo would cry about Elissa Clips @elb constantly in conversations. RENT FREE.
  • Our Wife fucked Aaron for his birthday, Aaron got annoyed at Balldo's peeping Tom behaviour. :story: :story:
  • Aaron fucked Our Wife raw. :lossmanjack:
  • Balldo purchases cocaine from Minneapolis, his trips there were coke runs.
  • The $3000 a month wasn't just for snacks, it included groceries and other household necessities. Balldo lied about this too, claiming his no-good nanny was wasting money. $3000 a month is somewhat reasonable for a house of 7 plus one live-in nanny, and copious amounts of whisky.
  • Aaron corroborated his claims by showing the "Snow Angels", see below.
  • Balldo would defend Vaedophile in private conversations.
  • The pigs with badges reached out to Aaron for information.
  • Sean does NOT blame Balldo's antics on Kiwi Farms. /oursanta/
Snow Angels:
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Rekieta has made a statement on Aaron Imholte's Kino Casino appearance on Twitter, replying to Jim Metokur.

He has issued a non-denial denial which implies denial but does not actually deny shit talking Vic Lasagna. The tweet did not address the rumors that he turned his home into a drug den or that the Imholtes slept in his bed, among many other insane and crazy things.

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In related news, Aaron announced on Chrissie Mayr's stream last night that he expects to be on Alex Stein's stream with Vic this week.
 
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The faggots at Epic Games, creators of the Unreal Engine (and Unreal, never forget), have introduced the “Inclusive Word Choice” clause to their game engine's official coding standards.

This clause mandates encourages developers “to use respectful, inclusive, and professional language” when writing or documenting code in relation to the Unreal Engine, including examples such as ceasing the usage of blacklist/whitelist, master, and using they/them in reference to people (or it/its for non-people).
 
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In addition to Chris Chan getting two votes for the Libertarian presidential nominee, the libertarian party is experiencing the Trump curse in full effect. After booing President Trump, and having him mock them to their faces for only getting 3% of the vote ever, they are experiencing total mutiny. Members are pissed that the party nominated a literal faggot who supported the mask mandates and puberty blockers (but no surgery), with many people indicating they they will be voting for Trump instead. 37% of the delegates voted for “none of the above” instead of the guy who won.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trump...-during-libertarian-convention-speech.192060/

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On the 2nd anniversary of the original #SaveTF2 protest (May 26th, 2022) that ultimately failed and led to nothing, a second (technically third) campaign has started branded as #FixTF2, with multiple videos released detailing the rejuvenated protest and the cheater bots plaguing the game alongside a new website with a petition to sign.
"TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too. We see how large this issue has become and are working to improve things." - Valve

Currently the petition is close to 10,000 signatures after only one day, with the organizers planning to print copies of said signatures and personally deliver it to Valve's HQ located in Washington at a later date. The protest is set to go into full effect on June 3rd.
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Will TF2 ever be saved? Will Valve ever meaningfully touch this rotting corpse of a game again? Check back next time on the fourth installment of #SaveTF2!
 
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After months of radio silence since being put on steam and many more months since the demo release, soyjak.party's very own video game was released on gamejolt instead due to steam jannies taking too long to review and approve the game for release
Link for Download: https://gamejolt.com/games/fnac/898781
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Original Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2709910/Five_Nights_at_Cobsons/ (A)
Sharty thread: https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7364207.html#7364207
The game is made by the site's admin Froot along several other soyteens. It was finished a long time ago but got delayed for the aforementioned reason
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No reports of a cryptominer so far, I guess it's a good sign
Discuss here:
 
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