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[AltisticRight]

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It appears that the Kandiyohi court is now under the scrutiny of experts. The defence team is trying to not only throw shade at the validity of hair follicle tests, they are gearing up to examine the psychological impact on children, where said children were involved in negative comments regarding their parents.
Discuss here.

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[StrawberryDouche]

Amberlynn and her new wiper -who was exposed as an actual feeder on a feeder site- have allegedly broken up.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-18946253

 

[geckogoy]

Join us today on space station 13 and face challenging survival situations in deep space! (Saturday, 6PM EDT)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Last night on Kino Casino, PPP and Warski said that they had been talking with DSP. This was confirmed by DSP today. DSP is currently doing his shitty summer begfest stream. Phil seems to have no idea what Kino Casino is and has been praising them all day. Phil said PPP and Warski might hop on later

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/page-4801#post-18947048

You can watch DSP without giving him views or having any additional sound effects/commentary over at raw phil linked below

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The Chris Tyson discord leaks are set to be dropped in about 4 hours on https://kriscaught.github.io/
Prepare yourselves for digging through them accordingly, as The Farms likely has the largest amount of people willing to look through and post the findings in one central location (prepare for inevitable website crashes).

As further fuel to the fire, more Reddit posting’s of Chris leaked:

Some tysonboy34 reddit posts I missed:

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(https://archive.fo/IjVLX)

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He’s a scat fetishist.

Semper Fi, and God Sneed.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Hezbollah dropped a rocket on a children's soccer game in Northern Israel today. They initially took credit for the attack but then went into DFE when it emerged they killed almost a dozen kids. Needless to say Israel is big mad and Lebanon is not going to have a good time here soon.

Post in thread '2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2023-israel-palestine-armed-conflict.173114/post-18946482

 

[ZB927]

Sammieverse runner-up tards Dalton & Kim (known colloquially as Dim) have succeeded in conceiving and birthing mutant #3. No official specifics yet other than his name is Zaidean Tyler Alexander Colclasure, he was born at 32 weeks gestation, he weighs 4lbs 5oz, and there's obviously something wrong with him.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta gives interview about case

Nick Rekieta appeared for an interview on the show of Ethan Ralph's favorite female streamer, Chrissie Mayr and dished out the seethe, cope, and passive aggression that used to be contained to his kitchen at 3am on Locals.


(He finally found the time to get his tattoo worked on!)

Extensive summary by @daffodils:
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...a-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18946109

Highlights from the thread:

• Nick implies that keeping household cleaners in your house is more dangerous to children than hard drugs like coke (clip)
• Nick implies that he may not have known that illicit drugs were in his home (clip)
• Nick denies that he or his wife is charged with neglect: "we're not charged with child neglect" (clip)
  
  Fact check from Kayla's charging document:
  
• The DSP moment from his cokestream was actually from pressing his leg to stay awake (clip)
• Claims that he has no way to get the body camera footage released (clip)
• Discusses being spotted by a fan of Aaron Imholte at the local DQ Chill & Grill (without mentioning Aaron) (clip)
• States that being in the presence of smoked drugs can cause a false positive hair follicle test (clip)
• Seethes about @MNPublicRecords (clip)

Kayla's tattoo found?

According to Instagram the below may be the tattoo Kayla got at the convention she went to with her husband Nick and her husband's alleged girlfriend April.

Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels. One for each child, maybe? Three necklaces and two chains, representing three girls and two boys? Is she really adopting the old white-trash tactic of getting a tattoo in honor of your kids as a way to get them back?!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

DUde had 3 minor at his place ....

Chris Tyson’s discord archive dropped, and we can already confirm 3 minors were staying with him at once as he bragged about “talking about kinky shit,”.
Join the discord log dive here.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Mr. Beast was allegedly in Chris Tyson's gooning Discord server.

His server had a minimum age of 13, and even then there were users who joined that were younger.

We now know it was the real Mr. Beast in Chris Tyson's grooming server.

(Credit to @DickMain)

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The KingCobraJFS thread has reached Page 2000 after less than a year from Page 1000. To another 1000 pages of foodhacks, drink combos, and mead updates:

COBES 2024!
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[PunkinMan]

Forgot to put this here, someone managed to find a work around for secure boot for certain bios models
run this in powershell after launching it in administrator.

[System.Text.Encoding]::ASCII.GetString((Get-SecureBootUEFI PK).bytes) -match "DO NOT TRUST|DO NOT SHIP"

if it returns do not trust | do not ship, you need to either update windows or your bios, or another fix entirely.
if you are curious this affects around 200+ models of motherboards. Sorry for being 2 days late on this.
Link to Article
for linux users:

efi-readvar -v PK

one of the strings:

This link has an article with all affected boards.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Joshua Block / WorldOfTShirts had a meltdown a few hours ago that ended with him attempting to jump on the train tracks before being stopped. Worth noting that the tracks are electrified (third rail) meaning he would be dead if he touched them.

More info here

 

[Magicat]

The Summer Olympics have kicked off in France with a drag queen recreation of The Last Supper. The Bishops' Conference of France, Christians around the world, conservatives and many others of different faiths have condemed it, calling it a mockery of Christianity.

Edit: the one who played Jesus was a 'fat, jewish, queer lesbian'.

Discuss here

 

[Relinquish]

A user @Sobake is putting 3 XMR (484$) bounty for 3 lost MATI episodes of Josh’s playthrough of Life is Strange (1 XMR for each episode). The episodes needed are 2,3 and 4. These streams became lost due to loss of stream.me
If you by any chance have a copy of this stream, help a nigga out

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lost-life-is-strange-mati-episodes-bounty.196824/

 

[CryptoHermit]

The GNOME Foundation continues to shit itself as it has recently been found out that Sonny Piers, a member of the Board of Directors and high-level contributor to GNOME has been banned from the Foundation for over 2 months for a CODE OF CONDUCT breach by jannies.

The GNOME Foundation Board voted to remove Sonny Piers as a member of the Board of Directors for cause, at a Special Meeting on May 17th, 2024, following the procedure outlined in the GNOME Bylaws, and remove him from all committees. Effective May 25th, 2024, his seat is now vacant, and in accordance with the Bylaws will be filled for the remainder of its term by an appointment made by the Board.A Code of Conduct complaint was also made against Sonny Piers. The Foundation is engaged in a mediation process with him, which is still ongoing and so we are unable to share more information at this time.

The GNOME Chaos Timeline​

There's so much going on within GNOME... it can be hard to keep it all straight.
Here is a timeline, covering roughly the last year, of some of the key events discussed within the linked article (along with some of the other events relating to the GNOME Foundation).

• June 20th, 2023 - Sonny Piers announces his candidacy for the GNOME Foundation Board.
• July 21st, 2023 - Sonny Piers won election to the GNOME Foundation Board.
• October 17th, 2023 - GNOME Foundation hires Holly Million (a professional Shaman) as the new GNOME Executive Director.
• November 9th, 2023 - GNOME 1 Million Euro grant from Sovereign Tech Fund, organized and managed in part by Sonny Piers.
• February 2nd, 2024 - GNOME Foundation in-person Board Meeting (including both Holly Million and Sonny Piers).
• April 26th, 2024 - GNOME Foundation announces spending freeze due to dire financial circumstances.
• May 17th, 2024 - At secret "Special Meeting", Sonny Piers was voted to be removed from the GNOME Foundation Board. (This was kept secret until July 17th.)
• May 23rd, 2024 - GNOME Foundation announced a "Five Year Strategic Plan" consisting primarily of DEI policies and a lack of measurable goals.
• May 25th, 2024 - The GNOME Board seat of Sonny Piers was now vacant. (This was kept secret until July 17th.)
• July 12th, 2024 - GNOME announced that the Executive Director, Holly Million, would be leaving at the end of July (after roughly 9 months in the job).
• July 17th, 2024 - The removal of Sonny Piers, two months earlier, was finally announced.
• July 19th, 2024 - GNOME holds their annual conference, GUADEC.
• July 21st, 2024 - Sonny Piers makes a statement. As does the GNOME Foundation President.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/open-source-software-community.38130/post-18953311

 

[GenociderSyo]

The SAG-AFTRA Voice Actor's Video Game Strike is offical now. It has been in the works for almost a year. This covers not only VA in production of games, but also localization work.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video-game-performers-to-go-on-strike.196848/

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Oliver Ralph, the irrelevant KING of the Sektur with quadruple tits found a new way to make money.
He is now reading Rumble advertisements for extra cash. If you thought Sony Playstation Network credit cards were peak White trash, THINK AGAIN.

He also promised a 12-hour-long stream, but tapped out at around 9 hours. SCAM.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

After disappearing for about a week, Anna Clossin would return to her social media in order to tell us what more degenerate shit she's into.

• Wonderstruck (HiI'mWonder), who is most known for getting sued by iilluminaughtii is making a full-length documentary on Anna Clossin. It's been about a month, and he claims he found an editor so he'll have quicker video turnarounds.
• In the OP, it was discovered that Anna had plans to meet up in a motel and have sex with her father's friend, Starfire on her Minecraft server. The plans fell through and never happened, but Anna now says the reason why it never happened is because Anna sexted a 14 year old boy while she was 19.
• @bloodrayna made an account on the farms, who previously commented on Anna's TikTok failed to learn the basics of OPSec, in which she got doxed and it was discovered that she's into animated tranny porn, and allows her 13/14 year old daughter to be a gay furry.
• Anna is supposed to get a new eye soon, paid for by her father.
• Anna would play victim and call herself "an e-girl that got passed around a-lot". Anna claims that they wanted to get a house together so they could have orgy sex(?). Keep in mind, there is a 14 year old in this situation, and only god knows how many more minors she's talked to.
• Anna would use the "I was only 19, I'm basically a kid" defense. After talking about the hypothetical house orgy, Anna would look back at this and get excited that it would've been a possibility.
• Anna uses the Freedom of Speech argument because she didn't ACTUALLY meet up with a minor, just sexted them. Anna says women cannot be pedophiles, because they aren't hypersexual.
• Anna gave one of her ex's herpes and just didn't tell them until now.
• Anna is into shit. Gender swapped Nick Bates
• Anna is into dogs, specifically huskies. People have called the police to her house, but claims that "wanting to have sex with a husky isn't illegal."
• The reason Anna is a pedophile is because she has self esteem issues along with not getting accepted by Jesus.
• Anna joins Snapchat.

Edit: @bloodrayna just got banned

 

[Coelacanth]

Tommy Robinson has been arrested after yesterday's protest in London. The alleged reason is that Tommy showed off a documentary he'd been banned from showing to the public.

In response for kicking the hornet's nest, a protest against Tommy's arrest has begun outside Downing Street.

EDIT: Earlier today the met police has put out a statement feigning ignorance of arresting Tommy. However it has since been uncovered that they received a tipoff from some twitter faggot about the showing of the documentary almost twenty four hours before the arrest was made.

EDIT 2: Tommy has been charged. If what he's reported to a family member can be confirmed outright it says scary things about what is to come for Bongistan and that the police fully intended to arrest him for the protest.

The absolute fucking state of the UK.