Earlier tonight, Fishtank Season 3 "ended." There was one final attempt to convince one of the final two contestants (Burt, the gay black man and fan favorite) that everything was a "Truman Show" style event designed to fuck with him. This failed, and as a result, Sam Hyde came out to announce that the show was now over and Burt's opponent, Binx, won the $50k because nobody cares anymore and viewership was only "700 people" (a blatant lie).
Cameras were cut, except for those savvy enough to use arrow keys on their PC keyboard to navigate the website. For the past 90 minutes, many of us have been watching Burt furiously pack his bags, complaining the entire time.
Public consciousness of 'debanking' grows as Melania describes herself and Baron Trump (age eighteen) being removed from financial services in her recent biography for the crime of associating with a persona non grata.
Elon Musk responds
Will anyone care in a world where literally nothing ever happens?
Space Station 13 News: Realizing that retarded tranny jannies were banning byond accounts from the kiwistation thread despite no wrongdoing, user @IForgotMyEmail <3 successfully gayopped them into banning random players from tg and monke station with a 78% success rate via a falsified screenshot
For those who were online before the site crashed, you may remember the feature discussing Dansburst Studios and his KF Response video. Since the posts about it have been wiped, here's a new community feature post to feature him. Dansburst is a brony who became known to the farms thanks to his pro-zoophilia video and in response to his 14 page thread decided to make a bizarre and hilarious video where he only reads one half of his threads OP, screeches about transphobia, homophobia, cultural appropriation, and Indians being given casinos to name a few, as well as a dedicated segment berating the "spoiled kiwis" for giving him a pink triangle saying that "DID YOU EVEN CONCENTRATE? MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BELONGS IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP?", and a special segment where he explains that he is not a nu-male because he is actively surrounded by beautiful mares and cucks his one true sweetheart Starlight Glimmer with her appreciation and consent. This description is only scratching the surface and it's highly recommended viewing
While the site was down, Dansburst did an lengthy interview stream with some random person on youtube where they debated his beliefs as well as went into his Pedo Discord server and the actions that Dansburst was tolerating, such as a 25 year old man telling a 13 year old that they're both the same age because he's "mentally 13" and more.
Immediately after the interview Danburst claims he nuked his server.
Dansburst is already claiming victory as well as claiming that he was set up by the host and tricked, with plans to release private dms.
Here are the bulletpoints:
• Jokingly implies those videos are deepfakes/AI.
• Downplays it as an account breach targeting a friend and does not address the fact that he was freely sending sex tapes to orbiters likely without the other participant's concent.
• A random chatter says he should be "Firmer with the revenge porn accussations" something that makes Tiny chuckle and smirk. The chatter also wanted Tiny to condem the blatant homophobia .
• Calls the fact that someone leaked the sex tapes that he was sharing around "cringe and annoying". Failling to see that the fact sex tapes of himself exist is inherently cringe.
• Coping by repeatedly saying "It is what it is" and "What do you want me to say?" Edit: If you are wondering what his penis looks like, it looks somewhat like this.
(Phimosis and small).
Joe Biden has announced that, on his way out of office, he has pardoned his son of all criminal charges. Hunter Biden, of the infamous laptop scandal that contained photos of him cracked out with hookers, was set to be sentenced on December 12th and December 16th, for firearm possession and tax evasion charges, respectively. This comes in the face of the president previously stating, adamantly, that he would not pardon his son under any circumstance.
After the second database crash, our Dear Feeder has decided to re-import the entire thing, taking a minimum of 2 hours each time. As such, the Farms have been put under 2 continuous days of downtime in order to help fix this.
During this brief period of uptime, features like being able to quote and reply to posts are currently unavailable, however you can still react MATI at all your grievances.
Cooking with Cuck ep. 3!
It's a special LOCALS secret edition.
Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Yes? Cool.
No? Now you can feel better because you didn't have to eat this. He's wasting a bag of nice Turkish Baldo Rice on whatever abomination he crocked up.
Logan Paul and the Lunchly crew decide to go to India to film a video (and likely promote their goyslop companies) and people on the Internet are upset at Logan Paul because HE USED A 1488 SYMBOL ON HIS THUMBNAIL?????
The House of Cards falls, and the sun sets for the Kino Casino as user @DocereAutismus publishes a thread worthy addition to the thread highlighting the depravity of Andy Warski's paypigs.
Trouble is brewing on the Sonic side of the internet, as Ian Flynn, current writer for the Sonic the Hedgehog series is alleged to have attempted to brand Shadow the Hedgehog as genderfluid.
This has resulted in him putting a disclaimer at the beginning of every episode of his podcast The BumbleKast, presumably at Sega's request.
Interestingly enough, former Archie Sonic Comic writer and Artcow Ken Penders has came out of the woodworks to respond to the situation involving Flynn.
Devon Del Vecchio/Short Fat Otaku/Dev has had quite the spiral in the wake of the farms crashing. Asides from defending Destiny sucking another man's penis, he has pissed off the Vtubers, getting Pippa Pipkin to tell him to get "hit by a fucking bus", live, on stream, because Dev attacked her friend/colleague Kirsche
How has Dev taken getting blasted by a pink rabbit? Not well. He is calling another Vtuber, Uzalu, a pedophile, all while accusations of Dev having minors on his discord server surface, with him saying this:
He will ban people acting in "bad faith", but not pedophiles.
To prove how serious Josh was to the plan and totally wasn’t manipulated by alcohol and his gang of retards making him do a rugpull, Josh got a tattoo that says “Blockcoin to the moon”
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