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[Breadbassket]

Elon Musk seems to be making some changes to Twitter/X. One can only wonder how this will effect the billionaire's plans to turn the site into a "digital town square."

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

As the events of the New Orleans car ramming took up the news spotlight, 12 people were killed during a mass shooting spree in Montenegro on New Year's Day, the deadliest in the countries history. The shooter, identified as 45-year-old Aleksandar "Aco" Martinovic, got into an argument with a man at a bar, which was followed by him driving home to pick up his gun, where he shot and killed the man along with 4 other people. He then killed 8 others, including two children (aged 10 and 13), at 4 separate locations before being shot dead by police.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Bill Jensen aka Shane Boyle of the Christianity Hotline fame, has been banned from Twitch for unspecified reasons, but it is likely due to all of the shocker videos and n-bomb videos and trollings that have been done that cause the ban, and it appears to be a temporary ban.

Following this, Shane would move over to Kick to stream, where he became very distraught over the ban, as he had the twitch account since at least 2014, and he says that once his Kick account and his YouTube accounts get taken down, he will stop streaming and focus on doing something new with his life, with him talking about selling his current house to go to college, although this will have to be seen if it actually happens.
Discuss here.

In an update to this, Shane has now decided to become a gambling streamer, likely due to the fact that Kick is specifically built for gambling streams and he wants to try and blend in with all of the other gambling streamers in hopes that he can distance himself away from the Christianity Hotline and all of the shockers.

Will Shane fall into a Bossmanjack arc and lose all of his money? Will he make more money than we can ever dream of?
Discuss here

 

[Blackstar]

BossmanJack update: Bossman had been granted bond in the circuit court regarding his felony drug possession on the 17th December but is still without bond in the Juvenile and Domestic court regarding slapping Rat Dad.

What's more interesting however is that he was sent for a psych evaluation to determine his competency and sanity for standing trial (Damn that Psych Eval nice!). This is not normal for drug possession charges so this is either because of him losing his fucking mind while in jail, or as a hail-Mary attempt to get a sanity plea for his charges.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Under the super convincing alias of “Adrian Dittmann”, Elon Musk streamed playing Fortnite with ConnorEatsPants where he continually gets FELTED and insulted by Connor, and where he proceeded to bitch and moan about how he’s treated over the H1B1 visas and how he’s a bullying victim.

 

[karz]

Elon Musk is a fan of the Vyvanse-addicted, gooner cuckold Destiny.

 

[Karellen]

An older YouTube video of Poppy Diabolique has resurfaced where he talks about how it is bad to report someone who knowingly has HIV and sleeps around with people without telling them their status.

He also says, in his position as a licensed counselor, he refers would refer pedophiles to a 28 year old prostitute who is short and looks young to keep them from offending, calling the setup “pog”.

Discuss here.

 

[Sprate Header]

Elon Musk is a fan of the Vyvanse-addicted, gooner cuckold Destiny.

User @karz neglected to mention in this post that when he says Elon Musk, he means Adrian Dittmann, who is not Elon Musk.

Relatedly, the Spectator has put out an article about the (fucking retarded) allegations of Adrian being an Elon alt, doxing unmasking him as an actual person (and not an Elon alt).


Discuss here: (https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20237035)
The politisperg dumbfucks who fell for this bullshit are also free to come cry on my profile about being wrong again.

 

[CryptoHermit]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vivie...arts-xzoophobiax-vivmind.208269/post-20227468
TheGatorGamers' ( of Killstream INFAMY) sister has been found out to have written terrible fanfiction on wattpad of Alistor ( a demon character from Viziepop show Hazbin Hotel) eating her out as "consenual-nonsenual" while also making fanart of her self-insert character "The Shadow Queen". For those not aware of fanfiction shibboleths, lemon means smut.

 

[geckogoy]

Join us today on space station 13! (Saturday, 6pm EST)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-space-station-13-server-2024-edition.182480/

 

[mindlessobserver]

The United States is about to be hit by the largest blizzard in at least a decade, possibly even longer. It is stretching from Kansas to Atlantic coast. The storm is a Pacific (Alberta) Clipper that has come off the Pacific Ocean and is feeding into a Northeastern tropical front. So even areas of the country that don't get snow, may have severe thunderstorms and possible tornado outbreaks.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/severe-weather-outbreaks.190133/post-20238324

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

ALERT

THE REACTIONS RECEIVED PAGE HAS BEEN DISABLED

THE SECOND STICKER HOLOCAUST IS UPON US

GOD HELP US

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

@Mix, aka Jonathan Michael Butkovsky, a retarded furfag who has made his life's work saving and restoring a game absolutely no one cares about, has decided to sperg out in the Grand Kiwifarms Secret Santa thread after his "gift" was rejected and he was excluded from the Secret Santa gift exchange. He's even raging against all the "mods" (aka, spirit user w/ T&H) who are making fun of him.

worst fucking person i've ever had to deal with to the point that the mod switched this shitfuck to someone else. vague as fuck, so I offered to reconstruct and give out a rare, never played, copy of a game i've been working on. Mod didnt wanna find out more details, nor accept my gift. fuck your shitty SS game, Hitler did it better.

Will the Grinch steal Christmas? Find out in the Secret Santa thread!
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-grand-2024-kiwifarms-secret-santa.205935/page-16#post-20230754

 

[obsdj]

Null has re-enabled the "reactions received" page. Stickermageddon averted, for now.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

In General Discussion we brought a game over from 4chan to the farms.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Come meet Gregory "Zane" Wiffles, the world's first AI generated lolcow.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Blah blah blah. We need skilled workers, not asylum seekers who just want to live a comfortable life here without respecting our values and culture. Send those who are already here to work. We don’t need loafers and freeloaders, let alone knife artists and rapists.

See this quote?
A 74 year old female pensioner in Germany has just been convicted for posting that on Facebook.

For "incitement of masses" (Volksverhetzung), she is to pay a total fine of 7950 euros. The public prosecution, represented by two prosecutors in court, demanded that the "massive political criticism" be taken into account as an aggravating factor in sentencing.

Respectlessly, pardon my German, Robert Habeck ist ein Hurensohn, ein absoluter Totalversager, ein hirnloser Dreckskommunist, eine Schande für die Natur, weniger förderlich für das Leben auf diesem Planeten als der Kot, der hinten und insbesondere vorne aus ihm herauskommt. Robert Habeck, Annalena Baerbock, und alle anderen Parasiten und Arschlöcher von den Grünen machen diese Welt zu einem schlechteren Ort. Diese grässlichen Kommunisten sollen sich gefälligst nach Nordkorea verpissen, wo sie untersgleichen sind, anstatt auch noch den letzten Rest Deutschlands mit ihrer Politik zu beschmutzen und zu vernichten.

More details over at A&N, featuring insightful information on the origins of § 130 of the criminal code

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/germany-pensioner-has-been-convicted-for-criticizing-the-government.208648/

 

[Thé au lait]

Our Commander in Sneed has officially been childed on his own Xitter account by none other than Fatrick himself, officially inducting him into the international cabal of stalker children

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20245869

 

[Breadbassket]

Sticker reaction notifications are back apparently.



Please be mindful of this and remember the Ignore button exists for a reason.

If you do not like this feature be sure to look at the "Receive a notification when someone…" Preferences in your account settings.

 

[neger psykolog]

America's favorite freedom of speech website Twitter has blocked an article that "unmasks" an alleged Elon Musk (noted African American tech mogul) alter ego called Adrian Dittman as being some rich white nigga kid that lives on fucking Fiji.

The Adrian account has been floating around for a while and has participated in live calls and possesses an eerily similar voice to Elons and has caused a lot of online discussion. The article in question seems to point the finger at someone Elon actually knows and would explain why Elon himself has been toying around with the ownership of the account and not banning it. Do note that this style of unmasking (called "journalism") doesn't actually breach Twitter's rules in the first place.

The banning of this article is the same highly criticized action that was taken with that one article about Hunter Bidens laptop that one time by that different guy that ran Twitter before. On top of the article being banned the authors have supposedly also gotten 30 day bans.




https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20246152 / https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20246269

Come join us in the Elon Musk thread and you too can be admonished by @Sprate Header for doing "less research than a tranny"! https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20240019

But maybe if discussing African American tech CEOs isn't your thing or none of this is up your tree.. maybe you just want to throw a German white Fijian Elon-impersonator into the ocean? We've got that covered too!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20238674