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[RollingRock2]

Tommy Tooter is on a tear after convincing himself that he is taking down the farms for real this time by tweeting at Brianna Wu and calling the FBI

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tommy-tooter-thomas-wasserberg.18925/post-20560678

 

[Blackstar]

This ceasefire has been violated after less than a month, with Hamas announcing a postponing of releasing hostages until further notice. Time for round 2?

Trump has now responded to this, demanding that Hamas frees all hostage by Saturday at 12 o'clock, or else "all bets are off, and let hell break out"

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Do you hate lolicons? Hate them so much that you won't ever stop posting about how much you despise them in a thinly veiled attempt to garner revenue from engagement? Well, then you and the Xitter account EarthUpdates have a lot in common.

"How could this get any worse for Earth_Updates? (please ignore that I spelt his name wrong last time)"
Like this!
ZhangYong02, Earth_Updates former friend (famous Xitter user who's entire gimmick revolves around LARPing as an Asian man who doesn't speak good English. People on the Kiwi Farms probably know him from the "why does man in dress named chris chan trend, i am vomit" series of posts), has thrown Earth_Updates under the bus due to his spergery.

Earth_Updates, following this, dug the hole he created for himself deeper released a statement on Xitter, where he denied every single accusation against him, while also throwing ZhangYong02 under the bus (in much less polite language than ZhangYong02 used with him).

Spoiler: "If they don't like it, they can leave"

(Prior to this, Earth_Updates basically said that he didn't care if minors got groomed in his sever)

After posting this response, Earth_Updates decided that the best thing he could do was accuse ZhangYong02 of being a pedophile with literally no evidence.

ZhangYong02, in response, has threatened to pursue legal action against Earth_Updates if he does not retract this statement.


EDIT: ZhangYong02 says "Situation Handled"

 

[RodgerDodger]

Breaking News. The Business Jet that ran off the runway in Arizona and crashed into another plane was owned by Motley Crue member Vince Neil. One person confirmed dead. Several others injured. It took them hours to cut yet another out of the plane. No word yet on Vince and whether he was onboard.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/one-de...llide-at-arizona-airport.211836/post-20562641

Edit; Update. Vince was not on the plane. His Girlfriend was. She's ok. minor injuries.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

A poll published today by YouGov in the UK has shown that support for Trans rights has collapsed over the past two years across the board. This includes groups who would usually be considered more sympathetic to trans people.



Communities across Blue Sky and Reddit are not reacting well to the news:



Discuss here

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

There is a traditional method to preserve eggs for up to two years. This method involves immersing fresh eggs in lime water, also known as pickling lime, or water mixed with calcium hydroxide.
Famous YouTube celebrity chef Jack Scalfani demonstrates this traditional method in an Amish themed series...
By asking ChatGPT "how many limes to add to preserve eggs", and then proceeding to add lime juice to his jar of eggs.
He claims the eggs immersed in acidic water will be fresh for 15 years.
Discuss self-sufficiency egg preservation in citrus juice here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-20536178

Minor update:

Unsurprisingly, Jaaj Scallacs has privated his lime eggs video, with the possibility of redoing the video in the future. Unfortunately for him, @Spasticus Autisticus has archived the original video for future viewing.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hi. I don't know how to use this website properly, I'm in my almost mid-30s facebook mom grind whre I just look at interior design pages and liquid soap making

Internet musician Froggy Fresh's (formerly Krispy Kreme) wife has joined the forum and made a series of long posts discussing her and her husband's experiences with Ian "iDubbbz" Jomha and his wife Anisa.

Froggy was going to participate in one of the Jomha's Creator Clash boxing events, but was kicked off and nearly sued after the Jomhas had a meltdown due to Froggy lightly bantering about Anisa's OnlyFans and wanting to train with Ian's arch nemesis Sam Hyde.

Here's a summary of her posts so far:

I've made a summary based on @jessica 124 's posts to just parse out the timeline of events she witnessed.

 

[Null]

After a decade of searching, and having repeatedly failed to employ the entire Kiwi Farms to find lost media, my favorite Dota 2 rage content was unearthed from a random user's forgotten hard drive.

I promise you this video is the funniest fucking thing even if you have no idea what's going on.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dota-2.4353/post-20565940

 

[AltisticRight]

According to Patrick Tomlinson (fat and unreliable), the prosecutor is only asking for 37 months prison time and three years of supervised release in the Alan W. Filion v. United States case.

Alan Winston Filion made over 375 false swatting calls, many targetting schools, hospitals and places of worship. Combined with the time he's served already and good behaviour, he's looking at less than 1 year for all the crimes he's committed. That is LESS THAN A DAY for each of his victims, which could be in the thousands.


Watch a Kiwi Farms Janny lose their fucking mind here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/torsw...ht-legion-project-coomer.166962/post-20565974

 

[DavidS877]

Null's Lawyer, Matthew Hardin has provided the court with his bill for Greer's fuckups in Discovery to date. Currently: $5,369.93 which may be slightly reduced due to some costs from the appellate case. Come laugh at Greer continuing here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-20566129

https://paynull.lol has also been updated.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

According to Patrick Tomlinson (fat and unreliable), the prosecutor is only asking for 37 months prison time and three years of supervised release in the Alan W. Filion v. United States case.

Update: Alan Filion has been sentenced to 48 months in prison.
Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/torswa...ht-legion-project-coomer.166962/post-20566790

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer let Mr. Hardin and Null know that he will not be paying them the 5k he owes and that he is prepared to "appeal the hell out of this".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-20567239

Seems like this is Russ' version of the PayQuasi arc.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Careercow Kanye West is getting kanye'd again (read: somehow getting cancelled while being a billionaire nigger in the most nigger-worshipping country the world has ever seen (During the Saint Floyd of Fentanyl riots and cities burned, every major politician, from the goddamn sitting US president down, kneeling over a dead fentanyl addict that overdosed.))

In the same vein as de-banking, naming the jew is the highest form of modern day blasphemy and kanye is doing a trial by fire unintentionally of seeing which platforms bend the knee.



After his manic twitter sprees,
removal of his twitter account (rumored to be ordered by musk)
replacing every item on his website shop yeezy.com with a white t-shirt with a black swastika,
superbowl commercial in a dentist chair, (rumors are it had a limited run in the LA area but rumors are it's $7 million),

Shopify has bent the knee after two days and his primary website, his shopify store, has been disabled (shows an error page), even after shopify explicitly removed "hate speech" from their Acceptable Use Policy back in July of 2024.
And
Kanye West Dropped by Talent Agent After Antisemitic Rant: 'Effective Immediately'
Along with the other blowback in the above screenshot.

Will kayne be able to use lolcow luck to find people competent enough to make his own merch website that won't be taken down after two days of pressure? Will payment gateways/providers/etc allow him to sell swastika t-shirts, even if he does?
Will he confirm he has accounts or start posting on actual censorship resistant platforms like gab and telegram?

Important to note: Kanye West has not actually directly physically harmed anyone in these manic sprees and this is all over speech and “performance art”, hence the modern-day blasphemy being such an apt description.

The cover shopify is running is the exact same reason given to debank and ban from accepting payments for conservatives and other heretics:


Come discuss how kikes have no real power and it's all in your head (true in a sense, if it’s all based on perception and the goyim patience wears out finally):

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kanye-west-ye.17026/

 

[Adam Jensen]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hispachan.211589/page-2#post-20560486

A new thread about the infamous dead forum known as Hispachan (latino 4chan) was made. And the creator and administrator of the site, Juan José Escofet Carmona, send a massage to Null about taking down the thread for being "difamatory". Obviously nothing happened and we just laugh. Did I mention that he is a pedophile? lol

 

[SCRAM]

Resident trans pedo Tommie Tooter dropped in and shit up the random GIF and video thread, resulting in a permanent threadban.

Edit: Link fixed.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Sven Stoffels, creator of the Hila Klein IDF animation (among other credits) has lost his YouTube channel with the decision being upheld on appeal.



Ostensibly, the ban was for showing a pornographic thumbnail while discussing exploitation in the porn industry. Sven describes it as being onscreen for "two seconds."

Post in thread '"Mad at the Internet"' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20538073

 

[Sprate Header]

Ron Watkins has decided to cash in on what little remaining 8chan clout he has left by creating a shitcoin:


He attempts to use promises of a new imageboard software and the implied unmasking of Qanon (Ron Watkins) as "market cap milestones":


Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/q-anon-community-r-cbts_stream-cbts-thestorm-etc.38801/post-20569294

 

[CryptoHermit]

Hexbear.net (the reddit alt-site r/chapotraphouse migrated to after they got jannied) are retarded leftists who let their domain expire and now it's up for auction until the 21st of February 2025 with currently 5 bidders going for $425!!!! Anarkiddies on Reddit are looking to OWN THE TANKIES by panhandling their weed money to buy the domain to spite them as "praxis" lmao

Hexbear.net redirects to their other chapo.chat domian where they're coping and seething about the NEOLIBERAL LANDLORDISM of DNS as a concept L O L


Discuss and lol

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Fat, mean, stupid lolcow Patrick “Rick” Tomlinson, who abandoned his daughter and can’t stop responding to trolls on X, sued the city of Milwaukee and the Milwaukee Police Department, claiming that cops’ responses to SWAT calls violated his civil rights. Tomlinson and his “no shower” wife claim dozens of swats over the last 4 years and think the cops should have stopped showing up or at least adjusted their approach.

There was rampant speculation that Milwaukee and MPD would choose a nominal settlement given how shitty the swatting situation is.

However, today, they responded:
“NO CHILD. WE WILL GO TO TRIAL CHILD, AND EVEN TRY TO RECOVER COSTS, CHILD.”
@Null can you get your pet lawyer (PBUH) to make them open the records. TIA!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-20569396

Link to full filing:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...nic-kempesh-padawan-v-2-5.65412/post-20569187

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Civilization VII launched and today the 2K dev team posted a thank-you video to fans on its X account, revealing part of the western dev team and what they look like. The reaction of Civ aficionados hasn't been too kind. This post elaborates the slop-quality of the early release. Its approval rating has dropped to "Mixed" on Steam.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sid-meiers-civilization.20112/post-20570618