While you're in PG, see this picture? Just a picture of a middle-aged man with a bad haircut? No, you simple fool, this is the "Pnictogen System", a "multiple system" that includes several "Undertale" characters, a dragon, a unicorn, the deities of several incompatible pantheons and "Frisk", who is posting this tweet, all of whom use different neopronouns. "Frisk" is the dead brother of
Ernest Tomlinson, a 51-year-old man from Seattle who took LSD and listened to the Undertale soundtrack on repeat until his mind melted and he gained a noggin full of imaginary friends. Let's all congratulate Ernest on his graduating from a side-character in Lou Gagliardi's thread to becoming a full lolcow!
Ernest is VERY SMART because he has an MS in chemistry and 8 months experience refining cooking oil into biodiesel before getting fired 13 years ago and never getting employed ever again. This makes him an authority on literally everything, but especially whatever you're talking about.
Visit his thread to find out:
- How his brother is much happier now he is living in Ernest's head and has become non-binary, you can ask xhem yourself!
- How his 6000-word opus "How Undertale Flipped My Gender" gave me almost as much brain damage as his hallucinogen abuse gave him.
- How he managed to be possibly the first
collection of schizophrenic videogame characters, deities and dead relatives person to lose an internet argument against Will Stancil.
- How his attempt to "um, ackshully" Jordan Peterson went.