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Alexander Scott "LowBigT" Tafini, aka user @blkdiamondz , has been speedrunning the implosion of his life in a way that even Karl Jobst would be proud of. From treading the thrice-cursed path of the Cyrax A-Log to getting himself a pink triangle with his very first post, the last 2 weeks of his life have resulted in:

- Getting into a physical confrontation with Cyrax (after refusing to fight him unless his viewers got him pizza first)
- Earning himself a pink triangle, a "debate user" thread and his own PG thread within the space of 48 hours
- Him phonebooking his parents, resulting in them getting harassed by the small army of Discord and Reddit retards that follow Cyrax to the extent they had to flee their house
- Getting evicted from said house (a notice that had to be served to him by the cops) resulting in him attempting to sue them for being mean to him
- Barraging the FBI with stupid emails claiming he was the victim of criminal harassment, including a folder of "evidence" consisting of Kiwifarmers laughing at him and calling him an idiot

Sadly his little rampage has ground to a temporary halt, because it appears that his eviction resulted in him assaulting his parents and getting arrested:

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Enjoy the long weekend in the lockup with Bubba, Alex! All this before his thread has even left PG.

Take this temporary pause in his ongoing meltdown as an opportunity to catch up in his thread before the madness resumes next week.
 
Troon Chaser, Game Show Obsessed, Faux Journalist, and Cheater on his wife Cory Anotado of Buzzerblog a few weeks back uploaded a video on Tiktok from his Ring Camera where on May 2nd, 2 drunk women who were looking for a house on his street with the number 812 ended up stumbling onto his house with the number 822 and he had to tell them that they had the wrong house.

I think the best part of this video is that Cory at the very beginning lets everyone know what his house number is, posting the city it's taking place in is one thing since Baltimore's a large city but to post your address number narrows down your house a ton.
Discuss Cory breaking the most important Internet rule.
 
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A known Right-Wing author/podcaster, Morgoth's Review, who you may know from his video discussing "Competency Crisis," which was shouted out by our dear leader himself, has been phonebooked by a UK organization called "Hope Not Hate," where they falsely claimed that he inspired a terrorist, Dylann Roof. Hope Not Hate revealed him as a 49-year-old, Michael Wright who looks like your average British man
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In response to being phonebooked, he posted an article on his Substack titled "So...They Got Me" where he reveals that the journalists went door-to-door in the area where he once lived, interrogating residents about my whereabouts, identity, and activities. They also harassed and questioned the current tenant of the property (whom he does not know) to illicit still more information about him, in particular his full name and personal details. Just scummy behaviour all around

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/so-they-got-me.220352/
 
Premier Jacinta Allan of the state of Victoria, Australia will fast-track a ban on machetes this week after two rival gangs, some of who were armed with blades, for some reason decided to hold a prearranged brawl in broad daylight at the crowded Northland Shopping Centre, Melbourne, causing a lockdown and sending hundreds of shoppers and staff to run for their lives or hide in stores.

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According to other reports, at least one gang member was disarmed and restrained by civilians. Several of the gang members suffered varying degrees of injuries. 4 teenagers have been arrested; 2 of them were minors who were out on bail at the time.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-australian-totalitarian-megathread.98651/post-21519345 | Posted by @khaine
 
With BossmanJack locked up, @Midnight Cooking has created a cytube instance containing 2400 hours of riggery, allowing for reruns of him losing it all again and again :bossman:
I made a cytube playlist with as many Bossman vods as possible(courtesy of https://mines.expert/). I tried to add every single one, but apparently there's a limit to how long a playlist is allowed to be. It's also shuffled, for maximum chaos.
2400 hours of classic and modern Bossman content, to help ease the wait until his release.
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I was planning to hold off on this post til the end of the month but the child's out the bag and Vedo's too fat to chase it. Back in April everyone's least favorite self-confessed pedophile posted an update on his shitty comic, Superkiller (AKA Eric July's undoing), stating that a black and white digital copy would be going out to backers this month, with the full color version being sent to the printers and """hopefully""" posted out in June.

Fingers on buzzers everyone...

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And the correct answer is:

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Congratulations if you were playing at home and guessed the fat fucking retarded once again failed to meet his own self-imposed milestones. User Harm was kind enough to post the full update over in Vedo's thread, but I'll share the TL;DR here to spice the pot.
tl;dr: Due to the project being slopped together by inexperienced amateurs, they failed to properly format the comic and fucked up the test printing, further delaying the comic. It will take additional multiple weeks for the black & white digital copy to be delivered to backer's inboxes, two months past his prior update's confident forecast.
Come join us in Vedo's thread to debate how the man who has waged a relentless, years long war against Eric July managed to make an entire comic without ever learning what bleed is or how it works.
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