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[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Joshua Block, Worldoftshirts, celebrated one week sober by drinking on the 4th and has been arrested or detained after a group of weens heckled and attacked him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Minor yet amusing Chibi happening: In further proof time is a flat circle history has repeated itself.

Almost 10 years to the day that Chibi's mom pleaded with him to stop Bing Bing WAHOOing at 1am, during his Twitch stream yesterday Chibi's brother and current roommate --at least until the big move to Japan that is definitely still happening, guys-- burst into Adam's room and angrily told him it was 2am before slamming the door.

In true Chibi fashion rather than end the stream out of respect for his brother he went straight back to doing cringe voice-acting for his stream with no viewers.

Come discuss how you'd really prefer if he'd be quiet here.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A major flash flood hit the Guadalupe river northwest of San Antonio around 4AM Central Time July 4th. Rising to approximately ~35 feet above the normal (so 2-3 story building). Flood more or less demolished the area around Kerrville, Texas; local officals had to evacuate 900+ people, including several hundred kids from the summer camps in the area. Several were rescued by strangers, helos are doing search and rescue operations. 30 minors (mainly girls from Mystic) still unaccounted for. Mystic (A summer camp) owner is dead according to rumors from trying to save a cabin full of girls, he was either swept away in the floodwaters or electrocuted.




Hunt, Texas:

There are about still 49+ unaccounted for (down from 61, now 6 deceased and 6 found). Current tally is 24 dead.

Flood footage from along the Guadalupe:

Please find local churches and orgs to donate to, cause lord knows FEMA is inefficent as fuck.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Patriot Front take over Louisville!!!


And they are supported by the best of Twitter!!!!


Discuss these retards here…

 

[Jotch]

This week's KF SS13 has started, feel free to join in.

Spoiler: OP

🥝 Community Thread 'Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition)'

Feb 6, 2024

I have created a new space station 13 server called Riviera Station.

Server IP: 104.225.250.142:1337
Schedule: Saturday 6PM ET (America Time)
Server is online 24/7, however it is not active outside the scheduled time.

To discuss SS13/14 lolcows and not the game, go HERE

Brand new?
If needed, see: Am Retarded Nigger, How Connect?

Then use the basic game mechanics guide How Do I Do Anything? to complete the following optional assignment:

Spawn in and exit the shuttle into the station and locate a cigarette...

• geckogoy
• Replies: 3,566
• Forum: Games

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It has now ended.
An encore session has been scheduled for tomorrow at 3 PM Eastern Time. (The encore round is still going strong)

 

[WelperHelper99]

Gawr Gura/Saba, a lolicon Vtuber, one of the highest ranking in the world, has been partially phonebooked, as Samantha D. Howard


Yes, that one.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolicon-shotacon-defense-force.199230/post-21910163

 

[Markass the Worst]

The child exploitation platform known as Roblox continues to have "condo games" (sex games) in The Hatch event.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/roblox-community-general-thread.79729/post-21911770

 

[RollingRock2]

Cardposting, a long-time progressive community organizer and activist, has joined the forum.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cardpo...iators-discussion-thread.200706/post-21905539

 

[sex haver]

After a couple of months of inactivity, gay bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile furry Paden Reilly, AKA "Crusader Cat", has appeared marching in Anthrocon's "fursuit parade". This year's Anthrocon added controversial rules to the parade, and people are using Paden's appearance to bitch even more about the convention's rules.

After flying to Pittsburgh, paying to join the convention, signing up for the parade, and then willingly marching in it, he is now seething on X that he was photographed "without consent" in his extremely recognizable one-of-a-kind fursuit. He has allegedly reported this crime and other "violent threats" to a random police officer patrolling the area, who stated they will "do what they can" to take down the evil, horrible furry that... flipped him off in public!!!

Come point and laugh at a guy that genuinely tried to fuck a housecat, then told everyone about it online in a bizarre attempt at freeing himself of his sins all the way back in 2009.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Alexander Todd Workman, the tranny who rules The Cutting Room Floor with an iron fist, is now deciding that he is becoming a Therian. More specifically, he is becoming a harpy, isn't that fitting...

Comment the transition of Workman, from being a tranny to becoming an anthropomorfic animal in his thread right here.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Advanced Tor posters beware!
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Edit: If you're not using a snowflake proxy you'll be fine...


Late this May it was uncovered that Tor Snowflake proxies (over 26 thousand ) are being run by the Chinese goverment (mainly at universities). Use snowflake proxies at your own risk, it is unknown (But suspected) these are linked to an ongoing phishing campaign for targeting foreigners with Chinglish common use applications (including private networks tools) in China. Some include remote access tunnels and screen recording.

Spoiler: Longer explaination

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There is a tool for scraping snowflake proxy servers on Tor. With that you can determine the IP, country, etc. Returns something like this.

    "ip": "182.240.13.58",
    "asn": 4134,
    "as_org": "Chinanet",
    "country": "China",
    "country_code": "CN",
    "bridge_type": "snowflake-ipv4"

Current phishing campaign is this:

Data collected include the following information about users in addition to setting cookies to potentially allow the tracking of users more long-term tracking across different websites.

• IP addresses.
• Browser type and version.
• Operating system.
• Screen resolution.
• Referring website.
• Pages visited and time spent on each page.
• Geographic location (based on IP address).

Some websites were observed loading a js-sdk-recorder.min.js file and may attempt to screen record the browser session.

User browser data is collected and checks are performed to include looking for specific browser types and operating system.

The following are trackers extracted from the spoofed download sites and are suspected to be associated with the actor.

 

[Spunt]

As those who follow his thread will know, Lou Gagliardi is one of the most selfish, sociopathic assholes on the entire internet. This is a man who racks up hundreds of posts every day on Disqus being as aggressive and provocative as possible. He has openly called for the deaths of individuals, political parties and even entire countries, and once said he would kill his own 10-year-old nephew if Trump won the election. So how has Lou responded to the flooding tragedy in Texas, where dozens of children are missing, presumed dead?



Huh. It seems that even the internet's most bloodthirsty retard is capable of personal growth (even if he is being tard-wrangled by a local Dem party organiser), understanding that children are innocent and not responsible for the actions of their parents.

Now let's see how world's smartest Renaissance Man, protector of the innocent and acclaimed author Patrick S. Tomlinson has responded:

Spoiler: oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

 

[karz]

Elon Musk committed to the bit and is starting the cleverly named "America Party" in his continuing tard rage spergout against Donald Trump and Congress for passing the "Big Beautiful Bill" (which cuts Medicaid benefits, primarily affecting Republican held counties).
The new party's platform? Infinite jeets and no more guns.

Laugh or seethe at Elon's turbo spergout here.

 

[neger psykolog]

In just 5 days since Foodie Beauty arrived in Syria, she has provided an almost unbelievable stream of events and triggered vast conspiracy theories that have been described several times similar to this:

This is seriously better than any soap opera on TV.

Her move to Syria has left her "audience" divided between calling the move to Syria stupid, impulsive and selfish while others have a sort of newfound respect for how fucking hardcore and badass moving to Syria actually is. There have also been plenty of people who have voiced serious concern for her current situation and genuinely fear for her health & safety and have strongly been advising her leave Syria immediately.

Syria has also been uniquely described as "probably a-log proof" (Syria lacks Google Street View and also lacks a functional government making phonebooking near impossible). Syria being "a-log proof" is highly relevant because it seems probable that Chantal was forced out of the apartment she was in (in Canada) before she moved to Syria because alogs were harassing her landlord (most likely with cat sperging).

Her Beezers and a-logs are insane, but are they crazy enough to contact Syrian authorities about her? Are there Syrian authorities? Syria is probably a-log proof.

A breakdown of events - I will place them in a spoiler tag because the list is long and extensive. It has tons of events ranging from the murder of a civilian driver that occurred within 50 feet of Chantal, discussion about CIA assets, 3 layer deep disproven conspiracy theories about Chantal being kidnapped, Salah/Salad's clear frustration over her ignoring his pleas for her to not come to Syria so soon, as well as discussion about electronic warfare.

Spoiler: Breakdown

• There was discussion about her possibly being a CIA asset or otherwise being the perfect CIA asset due to her being in Syria
• A few people have stated their belief that her move to Syria basically signifies that she is willingly committing suicide (there is very little access to healthcare, the electricity supply is unreliable meaning her CPAP machine doesn't work at night properly, the water supply is possibly infected etc)
  • A breakdown of the current poor state of medical facilities in Syria
• A summary of food prices revealed that while Syria lacks western fast food outlets, she will be able to buy tons of fucking food due to how cheap it is
• Despite people claiming that she wouldn't be able to access YouTube money due to sanctions - the sanctions were miraculously dropped the day after she arrived.
• There was a short lived conspiracy theory that Chantal wasn't actually in Syria but rather in Egypt or Iraq
• Chantal would livestream from a car which definitely proved that she was in fact in Syria - the scenery is desolate and barren as one would expect
  • This stream would only last for 11 minutes, ominously and unexpectedly cutting off
    • A military sperg k-farmer would post an analysis of electronic warfare and military units that could have possibly interfered with her livestream
    • The point at where the livestream cut out was right near a heavily disputed road checkpoint where tribal fighters had been negotiating with the government over its control.
      • Chantal would go silent after the stream cut, this started a period where she was absent for 24 hours
      • Chantal would eventually (>24 hours later) make a very simple reply of "Im ok :-)" in response to people asking her if she was safe.
        • This absence would start another conspiracy theory that she was being held captive/taken hostage (further amplified by her sounding fairly nervous in previous livestreams) - there are a high number of kidnappings and the like in Syria.
        • Chantal would post a longer community update saying she was busy and shit which would lead to more speculating that she "sounds and looks kidnapped" and that "she looks like she's being held at gunpoint with that teacup" and would eventually crescendo into claims that her community update post was possibly made by AI and she was in serious danger or posting under duress.
          • Chantal would then post another community post in which she shared a traditional/typical Syrian breakfast spread
          • Chantal's audience would relentlessly investigate this breakfast, not only claiming that it wasn't actually Syrian but Lebanese, disbelief that food could look that good in a 3rd world warzone and also that the image was stolen (which ended up being false)
• Chantal would dispel all of the conspiracy theories by doing a penultimate live stream - in this stream she would talk about someone getting shot about 50ft away from her in public, electricity access problems and would also make the stream under the impending electricity ration ending soon.
  • During the stream Salad (her husband) can be heard in the background bitching and complaining that Chantal didn't listen to his warnings that she should've waited a month to move - Salah practically begged her not to come. He sounds very angry and "completely defeated"
  • Multiple people would remark how terrible/shitty she looked in the stream
  • Someone found the news article describing the shooting/murder and it was a civilian who worked as a driver in the local market - this certainly doesn't seem to bode well for Chantal's safety and security.

Unbelievably the Chantal thread has not been littered with cat sperging (a highly popular pastime for when she is boring) for the first time in ages and despite recently losing out to Nick Rekeita in a battle to reach 10k pages, the recent events have propelled her thread into being one of the most highly active on k-farms once again - If you have never followed Chantal before or got bored of her during the Kuweight arc I highly recommend checking out the thread - her move to Syria is a highly interesting, extremely unique event and the discussion that is constantly evolving.

Closing image for this post - credit to the evergreen @Sparkletor 2.0

 

[WelperHelper99]

Gawr Gura/Saba, a lolicon Vtuber, one of the highest ranking in the world, has been partially phonebooked, as Samantha D. Howard

An in depth post detailing Gawr Gura/ Samantha D. Howard's career spanning four Youtube channels has been made as was promised.

Read and discuss here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolicon-shotacon-defense-force.199230/post-21914581

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Lighthearted news from the realm of motorsport

The German Formula 1 driver Nico Hülkenberg, currently driving for Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber and first being part of the Formula 1 grid in 2010, is the world record holder for most Formula 1 races started without achieving a podium (finishing in the top 3), with 238 races.
And he broke that streak today.

During the 2025 British GP at Silverstone - a very tumultuous race, featuring heavy rain, multiple safety car phases, teammate collisions, a controversial penalty for the race leader Oscar Piastri (McLaren), and 5 out of 6 rookie drivers not finishing the race - Hülkenberg's 239th race start, he did it.
With a cool and controlled drive, not making any mistakes, despite starting 19th (!!!) on the grid, he finally achieved a podium place, finishing in 3rd after the two McLaren drivers.

Come celebrate and rejoice in the Formula 1 thread
Or discuss the Stake rigging in the Bossmanjack thread

 

[Thé au lait]

Late announcement but USCIS (Customs and Immigration Services) has added ways to report H1B abuse. If you suspect a company is abusing the H1B system to bring cheap third world labor into the United States to the detriment of Americans who should be able to find fair compensation for their work in their own country, USCIS has a new online tip form.

Discuss abuses of the H1B system here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/psa-you-can-report-h-1b-visa-abuse-to-the-h-1b-abuse-tip-line.223301/

 

[Google.com]

Swat co-op FPS game Ready or Not is facing a pretty large review bomb following the developers decision to remove various controversial parts of the game from the PC version to placate Playstation and Xbox for the games console release.



The changes include.

• Removal of nudity on hostages in two levels and an enemy on another.
• The animation of a child overdosing in a crack house has been replaced with a sleeping animation.
• Objectives to collect evidence on CSAM removed and replaced with generic photographic evidence.
• Ability to dismember dead characters removed.
• Some blood on various models toned down

Is this flood of negative reviews justified or are gamers being weird, discuss here. Developer response on steam is also here.

In anticipation of the console release, a censorship patch is pushed into all copies including the PC version.

A little bit late but now the "review bomb" is starting to show numbers and game """journalists""" are noticing.

 

[Harm]

In other late and gay news, Billy Mitchell is claiming that Karl Jobst has been snitching on him to their bankruptcy officer over mean tweets.



Billy Mitchell announced this in the above tweet, which included the following gem of a meme of Karl Jobst being lynched by humanity's greatest gamer:



While the meme did get the post deleted for violating Twitter's terms of service, the tweet has been permanently archived here on the delectable Kiwi Farms.

Come discuss the ethics of snitching on the man you owe a fortune because you lied about him murdering a retard.

 

[SHITFUCKER6969]

Femboy pedophile accomplice hunter, Parlo just claimed on stream earlier today while "debunking" his grooming allegations that Foodist/high ranking UTTP member, Defender, is actually an FBI informant gathering information on the UTTP. This is obvious bullshit, but Parlo's audience is starting to realize Parlo has been working closely with Defender for a while now. This is the second well-known pedophile Parlo has made excuses for (Nathorix being the first).

Shortly after the stream ended, a group call between Parlo and Antitroll surfaced showing them doxing and saying they're going to swat another pedophile named Potemer. Defender later posted Potemer's dox to SkibidiFarms.

Then, I found a video of Defender and another UTTP member Cara in a call with a retarded child that Parlo has been beefing with. It ends with the kid's mother threatening to call the police and hanging up. This is significant because Defender and Cara groomed Hairy. And Parlo accidentally revealed he had been talking with Defender about Hairy. Parlo plays dumb when he's told Hairy was groomed.

Ironic how while attempting to defend himself, Parlo created MORE allegations against himself.