Concord - robots with pronouns

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Even when intentionally fuck around in Skyrim, Saint's Row, BGS3 whatever character creators intentionally trying to create the most ugly el goblinos I can they still somehow end up better looking than this game's cast.

How is that possible?
Because you can laugh at your abomination and still have a good time in those games. Here not so much as the developer decided you vill like the sheboon they designed for you.
 
dont forget why lawbreaker failed...



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the concord developers pretty much repeated bleszinski failure.
not even just that. they also repeated the failure that cliffy b loves to ignore. there was no room in the market for lawbreakers. there was DEFINITELY no room in the market 8 years later for concord.
 
Dev melting down:
I hope this gender goblin keeps saying "pay me $8 dollars blah blah blah" when he gets laid off. He's gonna need every bit of it.
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Any sensible businessman would’ve cut losses and not have released it. It had to go through so many managers and each thought things such as “a 3+ year old dead and over saturated genre with left wing politics is good” and “people will want a live service to buy skins for the fat angry gay nigger.”
There’s dozens of other stupid business choices but I don’t want to put more critical thinking into the game than Sony did. Anything even resembling a traditional game formula (palworld, wukong, elden ring) gets millions of players right now.
 
Because you can laugh at your abomination and still have a good time in those games. Here not so much as the developer decided you vill like the sheboon they designed for you
True, it reminds me of some oblivion letplayer who had a very ugly khajiit in oblivion dubbed "autism cat". Such uglyness isn't unexcusable if its played for laughs, if its a stylistic ugly aesthetic (cruelty squad) Or even perhaps if the artist is GENERALLY shit but the game and everything else is ok, but when everything in the trailer was done with a high level of care, its so painfully obvious they are pushing that look intentionally to look like a bunch of pride parade goers

Its actually kinda funny because company pushing absolute goyslop like this naturally fails, while indie stuff like intravenous 2 is gaining traction. In a way, it feels like a whitepill, that even with millions of dollars, these companies are failing.
 
Any sensible businessman would’ve cut losses and not have released it. It had to go through so many managers and each thought things such as “a 3+ year old dead and over saturated genre with left wing politics is good” and “people will want a live service to buy skins for the fat angry gay nigger.”
There’s dozens of other stupid business choices but I don’t want to put more critical thinking into the game than Sony did. Anything even resembling a traditional game formula (palworld, wukong, elden ring) gets millions of players right now.
The game was announced a year and a half ago but they made the mistake of not showing gameplay or its roster of nignogs. No one knew it existed until like three months ago. If they had anything to show at its reveal, there's not a doubt in my mind that it would have gone the Hyenas route but a year later and another hundred million down the drain, I suppose they figured they might as well shit it out and recoup something, in this case a couple thousand bucks. Sucks to suck.
 
It looks so mind-numbingly fucking retarded that I want to put some effort into mocking it, but at the same time it's so painfully generic that I can't even be bothered.

What is this feeling called?
Games that fail because of this are becoming old news so even the "controversy" angle doesn't make waves anymore.

"Oh, another generic shooter with mystery meat characters and wokeshit put into it? Just add it to the pile."

I'd say the feeling is "nothing new under the sun". They are going to stop with this LGBTQ+ shit on this games not because it's bad but because it barely generates clicks anymore, just a handful of videos and people move on.
 
Any sensible businessman would’ve cut losses and not have released it. It had to go through so many managers and each thought things such as “a 3+ year old dead and over saturated genre with left wing politics is good” and “people will want a live service to buy skins for the fat angry gay nigger.”
There’s dozens of other stupid business choices but I don’t want to put more critical thinking into the game than Sony did. Anything even resembling a traditional game formula (palworld, wukong, elden ring) gets millions of players right now.

I am baffled why they didnt put it out as free 2 play at some point. Or better yet they could have gone some sort of early access route with it. Well I assume that would have happened if Sony hadn't shown up with truckloads of cash and bought the studio.

Jim Ryan made so many bad bets on live service and this was just one of them. Remember they still have Fair Games coming.
 
One of the big features driving Overwatch's success was character design. In fact if these developers were paying attention one of the major lessons they'd have learned from OW's success is just how important stylistic features of a game are in getting casuals in the door, since mechanically OW wasn't even that special. If it wasn't for people really liking the characters and spreading them around it would've never taken off like it did (although I'm sure the rise of e-sports streaming around the time played a significant role).

My belief: In this era if you can't see anyone using your characters as a pfp, making fanart, buying merch, or looking up porn of them, you may as well toss that shit right in the trash.
 
It looks so mind-numbingly fucking retarded that I want to put some effort into mocking it, but at the same time it's so painfully generic that I can't even be bothered.

What is this feeling called?
Sounds like you caught Frustrating apathetic gaming disorder also known as F.A.G, it is contracted by seeing a protracted amount of goyslop and being exposed to the consumers and defenders of such slop.
 
I hope this gender goblin keeps saying "pay me $8 dollars blah blah blah" when he gets laid off. He's gonna need every bit of it.
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How hard is it for tweet developers like this and people like PirateSoftware to not shut their mouth before their tower of cards tumbles down? 9/10 times, these people are frauds.

Maybe the imposter's syndrome people feel in the game industry is well deserved actually.
 
I just had an interesting thought : what if a majority of people playing were just people promoting it as part of business?

I know games will do that, do deals to promote games, paying streamers or influencers to promote something?

And that visual is TOO funny, just a bunch of streamers promoting a game because they are paid, but absolutely NOBODY giving a fuck, and they only play, and act like they enjoy it because they got paid to say so.

Such a thing would just sum up the industry these days.
 
I just had an interesting thought : what if a majority of people playing were just people promoting it as part of business?

I know games will do that, do deals to promote games, paying streamers or influencers to promote something?

And that visual is TOO funny, just a bunch of streamers promoting a game because they are paid, but absolutely NOBODY giving a fuck, and they only play, and act like they enjoy it because they got paid to say so.

Such a thing would just sum up the industry these days.
Even worst: What is its the developers forced to play the game on their free time? Like you got told after spending x numbers of years on this crap you gotta go home and play it just so that any one that was stupid enough to pay money had some one to play with.
 
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