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I got curious and looked up upcoming hero/extraction shooter goyslop to see what funny upcoming flops I can look forward to.

One caught my eye being Fragpunk which basically looks like Concord if the designs weren't fucking hideous and it actually mixes up some hero shooter shit in an interesting way. Going off my luck it will be a game I love, flops, and dies despite being leagues better than the competition just like Gigantic. Even the nigger character looks decent in that he looks like a Boondocks character
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Marathon is gonna be DOA or cancelled, calling it now. Bungie hasn't made a good PVP game since Halo Reach and even then they had huge problems. They've also pissed off a lot of their good will fucking over people like Joe Staten, Marty O'Donnell, Marcus Lehto, and Michael Salvatori. But hey, they have a new publisher they can scapegoat, maybe they can pull off the hat trick!

Fairgame$ (mega retarded title on the level of F.3.A.R.) is gonna bomb or get cancelled just like most of Jades games. They bitch must give great head, maybe the world's most expensive prostitute given how much money she's wasted.

Marvel Rivals will probably do pretty well until they inevitably fuck it up.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
Article released saying creators were "shaken to the core" by the immense failure.
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Shaken to the core but have learned absolutely jack and shit about how if you just scream at people that they're Nazis when they don't buy your shit product, it doesn't make your shit product actually better. It just makes you a pants-shitting retard.
 
I dont think the ugly/woke designs were the issue, Apex Legends seems to do just fine. I think no one wants these games because they've already got their game(s) in this niche picked out already. Realistically their can only be 1-2 maybe 3 games in any particular genre/playstyle.
 
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Dev_S said:
I dont think the ugly/woke designs were the issue, Apex Legends seems to do just fine. I think no one wants these games because they've already got their game(s) in this niche picked out already. Realistically their can only be 1-2 maybe 3 games in any particular genre/playstyle.
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*Bud Light incident intensifies*
 
It has been almost a week. Where is Fink-sama? Where are the bailouts Fink-sama??? What happened to burning all the money in the world to keep the propaganda alive? You promised to champion the cause of fat niggers FIIINKKK-SAMAAAAAAA!!!
 
Dev_S said:
I dont think the ugly/woke designs were the issue, Apex Legends seems to do just fine.
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This has already been touched on. There's a very clear difference between the Concord characters and the Apex characters. I know absolutely nothing about Apex but even my pleb ass can see this. Sure it looks like there's two or three trannies but most aren't offensive or at the very least not gross freaks. We can all tell which ones aren't.
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The garbage designs and pronouns were just easy shit to latch onto and made the game easy to dismiss. Paul Tassi threw a fit claiming that it totally wasn't the shit character design, but when so few people have actually seen gameplay but they've all seen the fat poojeet, the fat armor negress, and the space buns troon, you know that the understanding doesn't have to be anything other than superficial. That's enough and it cost some suits upwards of $200m.
For the record, I think Apex is fucking gay.
 
I'm finding it difficult to believe that a $100M media project was killed off because of negative reception to intrusive DEI. Something else smells foul here, and I'm gonna figure it out.
 
augment said:
I'm finding it difficult to believe that a $100M media project was killed off because of negative reception to intrusive DEI. Something else smells foul here, and I'm gonna figure it out.
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I think it's pretty much that the product just sucked and nobody wanted to buy it.

The people they were catering to were never ever going to buy it because they're full of bullshit, they claim they want all this DEI bullshit but they're never actually going to put money into it.

And the people who actually buy games, you know, those "gamers" who we were told are dead, didn't want to give money to people who openly hate them.

I'm not sure how hard it is for some people to understand this. "Gimme your money you fascist I fucking hate you you Nazi but give me your money!"

"Umm. . .no."

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

How is this so difficult to understand?

And let's not forget the most obvious fact that the gameplay was generic shit and offered nothing that would cause people to switch from their preferred game of the genre that all their friends were playing.
 
augment said:
I'm finding it difficult to believe that a $100M media project was killed off because of negative reception to intrusive DEI. Something else smells foul here, and I'm gonna figure it out.
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It’s entertainment industry accounting and finance bullshit, with the convenient scapegoat of DEI. If DEI didn’t exist, then there would be another exigency for its failure. And lots of people got financially enriched by this failure, probably more than have been left holding the bag.
 
Yeah that's the part I'm struggling with. Executives don't just greenlight any deranged cultist's idea of a game, especially for an 8 year long development cycle (implied obviously, the studio was sold to sony, there were reshuffles). At some stage you will find marketers Susan and Bob going, at a meeting, "look people, see this, we want a slice of the money APEX or overwatch are currently hoarding, you're gonna come up with a plan and layout strategy to achieve this".
You have alpha-beta test stages, focus group relay analysis, etc. You have safeguards in place to prevent this stuff from happening. It's mind-boggling to me that nobody stepped down from production and said "you know, maybe you shouldn't have a character look like a fucking transvestite or a de-gendered emasculated boy with a coat running around, because get this, nobody wants to play a game as one". Yet this didn't happen. It's like corporate and dev branches only meet once a year to bullshit one another over zoom, a bit like what happened with Anthem and EA/Bioware.
 
augment said:
Yeah that's the part I'm struggling with. Executives don't just greenlight any deranged cultist's idea of a game, especially for an 8 year long development cycle (implied obviously, the studio was sold to sony, there were reshuffles). At some stage you will find marketers Susan and Bob going, at a meeting, "look people, see this, we want a slice of the money APEX or overwatch are currently hoarding, you're gonna come up with a plan and layout strategy to achieve this".
You have alpha-beta test stages, focus group relay analysis, etc. You have safeguards in place to prevent this stuff from happening. It's mind-boggling to me that nobody stepped down from production and said "you know, maybe you shouldn't have a character look like a fucking transvestite or a de-gendered emasculated boy with a coat running around, because get this, nobody wants to play a game as one". Yet this didn't happen. It's like corporate and dev branches only meet once a year to bullshit one another over zoom, a bit like what happened with Anthem and EA/Bioware.
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It's HR culture, they are headquartered in CA. Once you have *insert protected class here* they are impossible to remove. The crazy designer bitch had HR enforcing that people refer to her as 'professor' (despite not having a doctorate in anything), How are you going to wrangle the creatives if they are using their political status to manipulate corporate. If you ask me Sony bought a Trojan horse full of dyed hair wackjobs and they have been running wild inside the gates.
 
augment said:
Yeah that's the part I'm struggling with. Executives don't just greenlight any deranged cultist's idea of a game, especially for an 8 year long development cycle (implied obviously, the studio was sold to sony, there were reshuffles). At some stage you will find marketers Susan and Bob going, at a meeting, "look people, see this, we want a slice of the money APEX or overwatch are currently hoarding, you're gonna come up with a plan and layout strategy to achieve this".
You have alpha-beta test stages, focus group relay analysis, etc. You have safeguards in place to prevent this stuff from happening. It's mind-boggling to me that nobody stepped down from production and said "you know, maybe you shouldn't have a character look like a fucking transvestite or a de-gendered emasculated boy with a coat running around, because get this, nobody wants to play a game as one". Yet this didn't happen. It's like corporate and dev branches only meet once a year to bullshit one another over zoom, a bit like what happened with Anthem and EA/Bioware.
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You haven’t mentioned how accountants are the most evil fucking people in the world. There is absolutely some satanic, chartered actuary with a Ph.D in applied mathematics who figured out how to turn this massive loss in Sony’s favor. I would guess they anticipated some type of failure would occur, maybe not of this scale, but their objective became to sustain the project and milk the most of its inevitable demise. Wherever evil occurs, look for an accountant.
 
800 Chupacabras said:
You haven’t mentioned how accountants are the most evil fucking people in the world.
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I disagree. Accountants being put in charge would have said how the fuck are you spending $200 million on this? And they would have stopped it dead in its tracks.

There's a reason beans have to be counted. And it's because if you don't count them, you end up with shit like Concord.

I mean how the fuck does a corporation okay $200 million for an asset flip slightly better than something Digital Homicide would have made? And then thrown in "also fuck anyone who wants to buy this we hate you because you're Nazis so every hero in this is a fat ugly troon and we piss on your face, so give us your money you cunts!"
 
I get that, and agree to an extent, but the bean counters can use bizarre methods to count their beans. And, they might be using illegal bean-counting methods to get their results. Andrew Fastow, the CFO of Enron, comes to mind as an example of an accounting genius who used his knowledge of esoteric bean-counting to a horrible end. Hollywood accounting is also a whole realm of its own, and Concord seems rather similar to some suspicious Hollywood productions.
 
It really is just "corporate culture". They believe/want to be seen as believing the future is gay that they are "getting with the time", "the right side of history", "progressive" which was the main talking point for these brain dead boomers for over a decade so they fall for it by their peers, marketing teams, consulting firms to hire faggots and this is the results. I understand you guys might not know c-suits personally but at least you should have seen or looked at what they say on LinkedIn/seminars especially from marketing firms and investor banking representatives.

The speculative part is how, from what I've seen it's just part of the destabilization process of marxist takeover which have been going on for quite a while now. It's not logical to see it in any other way once you actually read what these retards write and think in tiers/hierarchical terms.
 
Shinkai said:
Is the joke on them if they're still getting full refunds? Or did only playstation users get it?

Not defending them just seems like absolutely nobody but the developers lost in the end
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Steam and Epic Game Store Concord purchasers are being refunded too, although I did hear about some people not getting refunds, because they purchased the game from 3rd-party CD Key sites.
 
Thiletonomics said:
Steam and Epic Game Store Concord purchasers are being refunded too, although I did hear about some people not getting refunds, because they purchased the game from 3rd-party CD Key sites.
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You DONT get refund from steam if you buy a key somewhere else and register that. This is how it always worked.
 
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